The Chateau Diaries #322 Introducing Nic, the headless |>ick and Lard Ar$e, the |>ickless head

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KiKiGee said:
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👇 Sister, Jane Larkin...
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Three French Hens. Based on actual hens living in France at @chateaudelalande. Think they are a Crested Silkie, a Millefleur Pekin and a Frizzle.
#threefrenchhens #onthethirddayofchristmas #penandink #pendrawing #illustration #chickens #hens #christmasdesign #chateaudelalande

Chateau Diaries #88 Nah, her turkey is coming back from the Netherlands..

Unworn underwear? ❤👆
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Nobody wants that crumbling, ruined disaster of rocks. Not Antoine, not Potty, hell.....Fanny doesn't even want it. It is not worth even what they paid for it at this point since Fanny has torn it apart, let it fall apart and had scab labor do the work. The only room that won't crumble is the Room of all ages that slow poke Armoire is "working" on with an over abundance of metal 2 by 4s
 
Gertrude Maud said:
I've recently thought Michael has been having botox. His skin is looking very unlined and smooth.
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Michael hasn't been vloggin for months on end.. what is his source of income ...escorting up in Paris or claiming social security... new claim lands at the social office: Address: château de la Basmaignee .. they are the talk of France for sure!! I gifted him a buy me a coffee one time he was begging.. more the fool me... oh dont worry i will get that $3 back.. somehow somewhere some day .. hahaha
 
Lady Pinkadella said:
If the plan were to finance the renovation of the terrace with sales from the shop, the sales would go through the official LL website. But since they have created their own page (possibly also use a new company) for the shop, it can be assumed that every euro of it goes into their private pockets.

As someone has already mentioned, La Jarvis believes she has reinvented money laundering - but it couldn't be more obvious. Whoever was her advisor on this matter (it clearly doesn't have Hanni's writing on it) doesn't seem to be well disposed towards her.
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Jarvis Janssen not registered in France as a business... yet!
 
brassy said:
Michael hasn't been vloggin for months on end.. what is his source of income ...escorting up in Paris or claiming social security... new claim lands at the social office: Address: château de la Basmaignee .. they are the talk of France for sure!! I gifted him a buy me a coffee one time he was begging.. more the fool me... oh dont worry i will get that $3 back.. somehow somewhere some day .. hahaha
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Speaking of Michaels...what does Potty pants do for a living? He supposedly takes pictures at car races, but is he hired by anyone to play around the race track....all the traveling expenses???....is he sponsored by anybody? Do his stupid coffee table books sell??? Really does he HAVE a job?
 
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Lady Avonlea said:
What do you mean??? Fanny said herself she’s incredibly depressed by Ratso’s demise and practically still catatonic over her Father’s death 10 years ago, and let’s not forget it’s taken Fanny years to overcome her grandmothers death and return to the SoF.

I realise people mourn differently but Fanny’s continuous fake mourning for money really gets my goat, especially this week because my younger, handicapped brother died last week from a heart attack and his funeral is later this week. Suffice to say it hasn’t been a fun few days, especially dealing with estranged family.
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One of the last paintings he made, from his bed, with love from Manet.
Love remains.
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Iolair said:
I've gone off the idea of Pernon. Not the renovations themselves, which are superb, but that Felicity and Tim plan to use Pernon as a private home. So, this grand old chateau won't benefit the people of France at all. Apart from the craftsmen they currently employ, it won't benefit the locals and once the craftsmen are done, they'll move on to other jobs. I'm sure Tim and Felicity will open their doors once a year in the annual 'come and have a sticky-nose round our house, but stay behind the ropes' event but, the chateau won't stand as a venue of any kind. I like to see a building used, even if it's as a film set, but they don't plan for that either. There'll be a big sign saying 'private property' on the main gates, and that's that.
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duck you Jarvis Janssen.
On ebay...
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wow, hers doesn't even have the saucer... they really are despicable, greedy shysters. They aren't even grifting for charity, it's for their back steps!
 
Alice Strictknickers said:


More fun than the CD! (I wonder if the Mary Poppins reference is a teeny weeny snide aside at the CD's cleaning assistant, aka Marie Poppins? 😝)
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He is back from the dead. He looked so well at Lalande I was hoping it was true and would last.
He's full of creativity and energy and working hard to make his videos interesting, that green screen work is tricky.
I hope this means his sex addiction, mood and weight swings are behind him. He looks happy and engaged.
Really good news for the first time in a long time from the chateauverse.
 
Arfarf said:
Nobody wants that crumbling, ruined disaster of rocks. Not Antoine, not Potty, hell.....Fanny doesn't even want it. It is not worth even what they paid for it at this point since Fanny has torn it apart, let it fall apart and had scab labor do the work. The only room that won't crumble is the Room of all ages that slow poke Armoire is "working" on with an over abundance of metal 2 by 4s
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It's absolutely ridiculous the amount of rails he's used for not only that drip by drip room renovation but also in the longest boiler room building in the world.

It's pathetic.
 
HalcyonOrganic said:
Waaaaahhhhhh!! What the duck is that? Looks like apple jelly soup with shrimps and vegetables in it.

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The tablescaper put a fish knife and fork to eat it with too🙄
The candle sticks are just out of an auction box and are black, and they are serving champagne from a cash poo from Ron.
Classy non?
 

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graciemckitten said:
I wonder how tobacco Johnny feels about the death of Ratso. He and his partner had a first row seat to the neglectful and abusive manner in which the gruesome twosome treated the smallest dog in the world.

I also wonder how Permasmile and hubby feel about the death of the dog when they discuss the matter in private. Their dog got seriously injured at the Dump.

I believe if Stephanie started a LieLande doggy day care, it would be like a ghost town, complete with tumbleweeds, rolling across the courtyard, with nary a dog in sight.

Stephanie has moved on from the Ratso saga at the speed of light.
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Johnny who?? Disappeared like the Puffs and pugs and all the rest.
 
brassy said:
Michael hasn't been vloggin for months on end.. what is his source of income ...escorting up in Paris or claiming social security... new claim lands at the social office: Address: château de la Basmaignee .. they are the talk of France for sure!! I gifted him a buy me a coffee one time he was begging.. more the fool me... oh dont worry i will get that $3 back.. somehow somewhere some day .. hahaha
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Frankly I wouldn't begrudge giving Michael $3 (that is if I'd given it 😝) as entertainment, his vlogs are worth it, I love his humour, his unforced way of explaining things he cares about, eg. Agas/organs/Spode etc. Plus his natural filming/editing skills. And now after seeing so much of Snorts, I'm comparing the shape of his head, his hair, his hands....better stop here.
To believe anything about that online JarvisJanssen shop I want to see his Lordship take each order, pack it up, take it to the PO or dispatcher with name & address. More likely as @Toronto said - hilariously as usual - he'd try to get Kirsty, (or Hanni or Anders) to do it.
And the Ye Olde Real Shoppe, why didn't he encourage Patreons to visit it & do a vlog tour of his premises like all the others? Probably bc it's holding storage for the unwanted gifts they themselves sent in the Gift Grab... if it exists any more.
That whole latest vlog was so blatently fake it took my breath away. Snorts repositioning the viewing lines, wanting to knock down half the building in the process, after his demolition plans for the interior, Fanny pretending it's a good idea & giving him credit for financing it with his puny sales. What about getting his puny hands to work on some of that ivy on the walls for starters?
 
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