The Chateau Diaries #320 RIP Lancelot - Stephanie Jarvis, you've got a lot of blood on your hands!

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Lady Avonlea said:
I don’t want to think about Mummy’s melons, especially after an apparent 6 hour drive from the south of France.
Again call BS - why was Fanny with her Aunt and Oncle after Lamcelots death, but never mentioned Mummy and Percy? Best bet - Mummy and Percy stayed in the U.K.

Fanny was also away for 2 weeks - notice Amuary mentioned he’d made so much progress on the attic bedroom during a 2 week period. I don’t think he was referring to the length of time Mummy and Percy had been away, but rather how long Fanny and Snorty had been gone to the SoF.

Also, had he really made that much progress in 2 2 weeks? I’m no expert so what do others think? I can’t imagine he’s very happy that his dear cuz spent her holiday with his parents allegedly mourning after she killed her dog.
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In two weeks I'd expect that entire room to be racked out ready for plasterboard if not already complete. It's hardly Grand Salon size, christ how long will that take him, plus all the panel bits they want farting about with.
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Alice Strictknickers said:
Will you look at that. Selmar has also commented.

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Diesel become 18 because I took good care of him. You are not able to take good care of animals. What where you thinking. Everything living animal ore plant dies around you.
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Good he still hates the witch.
 
Lady Pinkadella said:
Especially since she claims that this was her first vacation since starting the CD where she didn't want to film. So why does she start doing this when her dog is dying?
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Piecing it all together, there was a lot going on with Patron days, then the dog attack, then packing to get off to the S of F, so they didn't get the dog to the vet, decided it was just a puncture wound and was fine. Traveled 6+ hours? knowing the dog was unwell but didn't check on him, he was driving, she was asleep... the rest is history... How very sad for the little dog.
 
Mr Magoo said:
"There are absolutely no air conditioners in the South of France"
I think Dearest Lancelot had passed by the pool when Steph thought he was sleeping. My heart seems more torn up over his death than these vile "CREATURES".
but to them.. it's done and dusted... no more discussion. wtf :(((((View attachment 3084374 q
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Well there's an aircon unit right behind the twit!

LIARS
 
Cleo's Asp said:
I I have a facial toner from a French company called Caudalie. It's made from grapes, apparently. I spritz my face with it, then fan it with a small handheld battery driven fan. It really is the only thing that cools me down, mind you that doesn't last for more than a minute before I 'm boiling again! It's called Beauty Elixir (!) and I guess it's an acquired taste as it has peppermint in and hence quite a strong scent. You have to avoid getting it near the eyes as they start weeping; maybe Fanny should get some to use in the grief-stricken vlogs!
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Caudalie products are lovely. I love their shower gels and light perfumes. When it's really hot, like now, I use Fleur de Vigne which contains white rose, pink pepper and watermelon. It isn't cooling on the skin but the perfumes smell cool if you know what I mean. As the summer ends I switch to soleil de vigne which contains aloe Vera, coco, orange blossom and jasmine. They are just delicious. I always buy their selection packs for my friend and her daughters when we go to visit them in Italy.

For hair and scalp, back in the spring my hairdresser recommended I try Klorane products. He sells expensive, fancy hair care in his salon but told me not to bother with them. He was right. He is a genius. Klorane do a shampoo that has mint and it really does give a tingly, cooling sensation to the scalp.

I am an Avene skincare gal, but right now it feels a little heavy, cloying almost. My lovely pharmacist gave me a fist full of samples when she heard I was going into hospital. All lovely but one I found I really liked for my face now it's got super hot is Vichy Mineral 89 moisture boosting cream. There is a serum too.

Tattle is not just a hate site filled with witches, witches, hellhounds and trolls. It's a caring, sharing forum looking out for each and sharing tips and love among it's members. Despicable fanny could never claim that.
 
JulesWake said:
I don't know anyone who could bounce back after the death of their beloved pet. Other than Stephanie, who had no ties, no bond, no connection to Lancelot. She's a very sick individual. Are people really going to follow her toxic life after his untimely death. She's demanding no one speak about Lancelot whilst continuing to take their money. Who is more the fool, Stephanie or her followers.
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She cares more about an old television in the attic than she did for Lancelot.
 
Tartuffe said:
This may be a plausible theory, and @RWChatter's 'friend of a friend of a friend' may have been told this tale straight from the horse's mouth . . . but I am not buying it!

If Fanny's lips are moving, she's lying. Always. She lies left and right, up and down, inside and outside. She lies to the patrons all the time and to the guests. She lies to her YouTube viewers. She lies to her mother and the rest of her family. She lies to her volunteers and employees. And she lies to herself. She has to say something to people asking her about the situation who are sitting directly across from her at a dinner table.

Yes, only a review of Lancelot's full medical records (if they exist), his scans, and an autopsy can shed light on the actual cause of his death (and underlying, contributing ailments and traumas). But the truly bizarre antics and badly-acted theatrics of the last days of poor, suffering Lancelot's very short life; and the sustained maltreatment, abuse, and negligence of the past eight months which are fully documented on The Chateau Diaries vlogs on YouTube, the Stephanie Jarvis/Chateau Diaries Patreon pages, and here on Tattle Life tell a very different story than what is spinning now.
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Truer words have never been spoken!! (y)(y)(y)
 
Cleo's Asp said:
I wonder if he's fishing for an invitation to LL with these recent posts. She is so lacking in cast members , she may ask him over. I can't remember where he is. He seemed quite crazy in the vlogs he made after leaving LL.
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It appears he is trying his luck as a videographer/photographer in Portugal.
While checking out his channel I came across this flog , very strange indeed (best to turn the sound off!)



Noteworthy: the dismal state of the chapel at that time! :eek: Goodness gracious!
 
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Madame de Pompanddoodoo said:
Given his work rate that panelling may just be in place for their annual Christmas get together in 2027. He would never get by just working for himself as he may be a talented craftsman but he is just too slow at everything he does. And by golly he is dull droning on about the type of hinge to be used on the wardrobe doors Fanny doesn’t give a tit mate. Just make it pretty. This is your 2nd carpentry job in 4 years of being resident just get on with it.
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He mumbles so much these days I didn't even know he was talking about hinges... thanks :)
 
Spirit of place said:
I must say I'm rather intrigued by Hanni, on one hand pixie-French mime - think Marcel Marceau (?) darting about, even the hair - contrasted with that low well-modulated voice talking sense - more or less - & goading Snorts into action, TIDYING & GROCERY SHOPPING of all things. She's pathologically shy on camera, but I'm wondering how she acts off it, besotted by the Jarvis persona but unable to shake off the yapping Pretender. Btw his talent is re-positioning, nothing too strenuous, like 'I'm not loving this mirror here but I'm thinking...."
And I'm watching this stuff, more fool me🙄
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He did the exact same 'table at the top of the stair' in Ton & uncles house... how original...
 
Cleo's Asp said:
I I have a facial toner from a French company called Caudalie. It's made from grapes, apparently. I spritz my face with it, then fan it with a small handheld battery driven fan. It really is the only thing that cools me down, mind you that doesn't last for more than a minute before I 'm boiling again! It's called Beauty Elixir (!) and I guess it's an acquired taste as it has peppermint in and hence quite a strong scent. You have to avoid getting it near the eyes as they start weeping; maybe Fanny should get some to use in the grief-stricken vlogs!
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I've used that in the past but have super super sensitive skin, so I just spritz with cold water.

I'm a La Roche Posay girl, been using it for years. Trying their serums at the moment. I try other pharmacie brands from time to time but the skin on my face says 'NON!' I think when you find something that works and suits your skin stick with it at all cost.
 
C'est moi said:
She's officially offering chambre d'hôtes and table d'hótes, not only should she be present for all the meals with guests, she should be preparing them herself. Meals that she would cook on a day to day basis for her own family. But this is not what she is providing. Whilst she likes to tell anyone that will listen that she is running a b&b, she is actually running a exclusive "boutique" hotel/club. She will only except bookings from her exclusive list of patrons. If you are not a patron you cannot stay there. She uses a private COOK to prepare and cook the meals, for MarIE is NOT a qualified chef. She is "making it work for her". And if her stupid patrons continue to go there and feed her ego, more fool them. I have no sympathy for them, they get what they deserve.
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Agree...thanks for your response.
 
Imperious Me said:
I can't see this being Molly, I don't think the gardeners dogs are in the house... who's was the other dog, Dexter that was there playing? View attachment 3084437 q
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Actually it does look like one of Ombeline's but I had noticed on more than on occasion he would try and mount Dexter and he does go into the house.

However it may or may not have been, if there was a fight and he was obviously injured he should have been taken to the vet for such a small dog.

I would have.
 
C'est moi said:
She's officially offering chambre d'hôtes and table d'hótes, not only should she be present for all the meals with guests, she should be preparing them herself. Meals that she would cook on a day to day basis for her own family. But this is not what she is providing. Whilst she likes to tell anyone that will listen that she is running a b&b, she is actually running a exclusive "boutique" hotel/club. She will only except bookings from her exclusive list of patrons. If you are not a patron you cannot stay there. She uses a private COOK to prepare and cook the meals, for MarIE is NOT a qualified chef. She is "making it work for her". And if her stupid patrons continue to go there and feed her ego, more fool them. I have no sympathy for them, they get what they deserve.
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Yes, food poisoning!
 
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