The Chateau Diaries #311 Got to pretend to be in the UK for 181 days a year to be a UK tax resident!

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
Just Grift Wood said:
seems it is quite serious. Stephanie hope you're not pissed in the South of France you may want to look at this

  1. eneral Topics
  2. Content Policy & Guidelines
  3. Trust & Safety
My account has been suspended
  • Updated 3 years ago
Your campaign may be suspended if you fail to meet our community guidelines. While these are extreme cases, the Trust and Safety team will always reach out and work with you to make sure you have all the information necessary to have your campaign successfully unsuspended.

What can I do to have my campaign unsuspended:
If your campaign has been suspended, you will be alerted by a banner at the top of your page once you log in. From here, your first step is to make sure that you take the time to read our community guidelines. These guidelines are our one-stop for all things content and policy related. It’s here that you can learn about what content we allow (and don’t allow) creators to share and fund using Patreon.

The Trust and Safety team will always send you an email to discuss the next steps to reform your page. Make sure you check the inbox of the email address associated with your Patreon campaign. If you don’t check that email address frequently, please update it and reach out to us directly via [email protected].

While your campaign is under suspension, you retain the ability to manage your campaign, including create or delete posts, make changes to your benefits and message your patrons. This is so you are able to make the appropriate changes to bring your page back within our Community Guidelines.

In the interest of keeping Patreon a safe place for everyone, your campaign will remain under suspension while the Trust and Safety team works with you to bring your page back within guidelines in a timely manner. There is no defined deadline as we understand that this process might take some time. As long as we are communicating and know you are actively working on your page, we will happily keep working with you.

What happens to my pledges, my patrons and my funds?
As part of our strong commitment to fund the emerging creative class, we don’t delete any pledges. Your pledges will simply be paused for as long as it takes for you to work on your campaign. Additionally, you will not gain any new pledges while under suspension.

Please make sure you take the time to inform your Patrons about the state of your campaign. You can inform them directly on your Patreon campaign page via a new post, by direct message or through other channels where you communicate with your patrons (e.g. Discord).

The Trust and Safety team tries to provide timely access to creator payments, but you may on occasion experience delays in accessing your funds. We may also block or hold payments for violations of our policies or for compliance reasons, including collecting tax reporting information.

What happens if my campaign is under suspension during a payment cycle?
Our payment processing cycles happen at the beginning of each month and this is when we process pledges from patrons and send them to the creators. If your campaign is under suspension for a content violation during a payment cycle, your payments for the month will not be included for processing and will be lost. Your patrons will not be charged for their pledges during that cycle. Furthermore, payments lost while your campaign is under suspension will not be reprocessed after unsuspension. When payments are otherwise delayed or blocked we try to communicate the reason to you promptly. If you have questions about a payments block, please reach out to us.

Is there an appeal process?
If you believe that the Trust and Safety team made a mistake while reviewing your content, please respond back to the email which details the reasons behind their action and send us evidence supporting your claim.
Click to expand...

From the Patreon explanatory notes:

“Please make sure you take the time to inform your Patrons about the state of your campaign. You can inform them directly on your Patreon campaign page via a new post, by direct message or through other channels where you communicate with your patrons (e.g. Discord).”

Memo to SJ:

Well done, Stephanie - not bothering to immediately communicate with patrons. Instead, they are approaching you to ask why the Patreon account has been suspended. To glibly answer that it’s a “glitch” is typical of your disregard for even the most basic level of admin. Biting the hand that feeds the bank account is never a good idea.

Memo ends

Glorious timing that the suspension should happen on the day that a patron video is usually posted.
 
Gertrude Maud said:
Mr GM has had Endone. He said it was absolutely shocking and refused to continue taking it. Nightmares, cold sweats and a bit delirious.

Such good news that Mr Pekey's cellulitis was caught in time!
Click to expand...
It kills the pain for sure Gertie but the nightmares were shocking and the worst thing was for me and maybe Mr GM is I could not wake up!!!
I just wanted to wake up so I was not being chased by this big pink blob !!! No it was not Fanny with her rosacea ! :ROFLMAO:
Sounds funny but it was shocking ! :eek:
 
Pekey said:
True...... I have suffered from migraines since I was around 8 years old and the only thing that makes a little difference when I have a 'big' migraine was the tablets Mersyndal - regular and the night one with codeine...... well like Gertie said they took them off the market as drug dealers where buying up big and making them illegal drugs to sell.
The Night one which was so good when I really had a bad migraine is no longer available :cry:
As I got older I was only using them maybe twice a year but they were there in my medicine cabinet and I was secure .
Now its only the Day strength which is OK but not as good .
These days I have to go to the $$ doctor and get a bloody script for it !!!
I am sure if you travel to Australia and had a nice big supply of paracetamol with codeine or my Mersyndol you would be pulled up and fined.
Click to expand...
When I travelled to Australia in 2022 I took packets of codeine/paracetamol (co codamol here) with me due to my dodgy knee. Not stopped and didn’t realise there was a problem. I gave some to a friend there who was in pain and actually left the tensing owcks with her when I returned home.
 
Pekey said:
It kills the pain for sure Gertie but the nightmares were shocking and the worst thing was for me and maybe Mr GM is I could not wake up!!!
I just wanted to wake up so I was not being chased by this big pink blob !!! No it was not Fanny with her rosacea ! :ROFLMAO:
Sounds funny but it was shocking ! :eek:
Click to expand...

I really do sympathise . . . Mr GM also remembers a rash that he said was terrible. He was prescribed Endone for kidney stones to which he is prone. Unbelievably, he had two kidney stones on that occasion, one in the left and a week later one in the right. He'd become dehydrated while we were converting the dairy into a potting shed, working in extreme heat, 40 + degrees.
 
Ladeda1957 said:
The taxman is calling, the walls are tumbling down now. I think it’s to do with her tax free association and how she allocates funds. The misuse if association funds is very serious. Bring it on 🍿🍿🍿🍿
Click to expand...
I agree- the taxman will also freeze bank accounts etc. It's time to call good old Johnny! Let's see if the twerp makes a runner back to the Netherlands...🍿🍿
 
Gertrude Maud said:
I really do sympathise . . . Mr GM also remembers a rash that he said was terrible. He was prescribed Endone for kidney stones to which he is prone. Unbelievably, he had two kidney stones, one in the left and a week later one in the right. He'd become dehydrated while we were converting the dairy into a potting shed, working in extreme heat, 40 degrees +.
Click to expand...
They say the pain of kidney stones are shocking ..... I do hope Mr GM has no more episodes !
For me its this pain I get in the bowels and the Alfred have done tests and they really don't know what it is .... one doctor thought it could be pancreatitis but the scans they did said no it was not that .
I think its irritable bowel. :unsure:
 
graciemckitten said:
There is no publicly available master directory to show all the stars and to whom they are dedicated. That is super shady. I believe when people purchased a star, they thought they were publicly honoring their loved ones With a notice that would be available to the public on the Internet. You are right TRex, they just get an individualized link to their one star that they are renting for seven years.

I think they could be double selling stars or they want to make it difficult to add up all the stars that have been sold to precisely calculate the amount of money they’ve actually received from the star scam.
Click to expand...
She made a big thing of how Potts and PJ were going to design a map of all the stars and the names. Presumably donors would be able to see that online or be sent one. I think we all knew that this was very unlikely to be completed eventually if it was actually started. They are all far too lazy and lacking in respect to bother with that. As long as the money kept rolling in, that's all that they cared about. I somehow wonder if they even listed all the names. It's similar to when many of the patrons say they have never received an acknowledgement or postcard, and also when names of patrons appeared at the end of her vlogs even when they had stopped donating.They simply can't be bothered. She's stopped acknowledging patrons at the end of the blogs now. I am sure random stars will have been "sold" multiple times. It will all be a chaotic mess even if they now realise that they had better produce some kind of chart in time for patron day. There are sure to be some patrons who are star donors wishing to see the document. I would love to see an outcry of rage from people who wake up to the fact that Fanny does not care one fig about these people.
---
Imperious Me said:
You can't find it on their website, but it's here, you have to go in to buy one and see what's available, but you're absolutely right, I could not find anything until I typed in to google 'La lande adopt a star' There's no link on their website. https://www.chateaudelalande.com/adopt-a-star/borromeo-constellation/
Click to expand...
I only saw his after I had posted my rant. I am surprised it exists.
 
Pekey said:
They say the pain of kidney stones are shocking ..... I do hope Mr GM has no more episodes !
For me its this pain I get in the bowels and the Alfred have done tests and they really don't know what it is .... one doctor thought it could be pancreatitis but the scans they did said no it was not that .
I think its irritable bowel. :unsure:
Click to expand...

He seems to get them every ten years! I have IBS. Is your pain on the lower left side?
 
ComtesseRose said:
Congratulations to one of our most recent VIPs @AndAnotherName for naming the thread, honourable mentions go to @Lady Lindy & @Tartuffe

@Frenchie0810 has a honour waiting for them, so does @shatcho shiek . Can't wait to see what you come up with. ❤

Most Liked Posts from the previous thread




TorontoGWM
VIP Member
Tuesday at 11:31 PM
IMG_3084.jpeg

---
IMG_3085.jpeg


IMG_3086.jpeg


IMG_3087.jpeg


Last edited: Tuesday at 11:38 PM
Reactions:You, StephaniesSupportConsort, Mr Magoo and 51 others



Jules100
VIP Member
Wednesday at 6:35 AM
It is so hard to keep up around here. Sometimes I catch them & sometimes I miss them. I hope the recent birthday hell hounds had a special day. Here are a couple throwbacks to years gone by.

@C'est moi
IMG_0600.jpeg


@JackSpratt
IMG_0517.jpeg


Unfortunately, there are so many tartlets facing health issues. I guess that’s life. I’m sorry for what you are all dealing with, each in your different ways. I’m glad that Stephanie has brought us all together from around the world, it’s the best thing she’s ever done. Please keep fighting and remember laughter is the best medicine, along with sweet, sweet Miller Lite.❤

Last edited: Wednesday at 6:41 AM
Reactions:You, Mr Magoo, Scorpio and 48 others



Le Baiseur
VIP Member
Tuesday at 11:58 PM

1717537930249.png


1717538132069.png


1717538306952.png


1717538665673.png


Last edited: Wednesday at 12:04 AM
Reactions:You, Mr Magoo, Nettle flower and 45 others



C'est moi
VIP Member
Tuesday at 10:49 AM
Thank you @ComtesseRose for the new thread and congrats to @Lady Avonlea for naming.

Enjoy your concert @ComtesseRose full report on the tattler desk in the morning please.

I realise now that I was remiss with my thanks on the last thread, so thank you to all. You keep me amused and saine.

I find that I can't watch Despicable fanny and Thrush, or in fact any of the dump crew, for more than a couple of seconds at a time. So all you tattlers, your input is excellent. I thank each and everyone of you for taking one for the team.

@JackSpratt her fans may not keep shelling out much longer. Not because the penny's dropped but because the old fools have dropped dead! She will see them in their graves before she gives up the grift, so callous is she.

Good to hear you are having a break in the rain and better weather is arriving for you. We are definitely moving into summer. Last couple of days tapping on 30° which is my perfect summer temperature. Helps stop all the aches and pains!

As happenstance would have it I was in Pezenas last week. No Jarvis' or Richmonds were spotted as I believe all had left the country or were out of the country at that point. All the overpriced tit shops, sorry brocunts, were open. They will certainly be a magnet for the gruesome twosome. We looked for a restaurant to eat but they were all busy with very pale skinned brits in pastel coloured clothing so we gave it a swerve and headed back to Béziers for a quick lunch on the allées Paul Riquet. Not Le Cristal. I was recently informed that not only was this establishment popular with brits and the local belligerent population but also with all the winos as the bar will continue serving them when other bars won't. Now who did we see there recently who appears to drink a lot, always with a glass in hand... hmm.

I actually had the most amazing week. I saw the new orthopaedic surgeon and he has said that a new knee prosthesis is an absolute must. The interior is completely fucked and no amount of cortisone or hyaluronic acid will give any relief. But only half knee as the exterior side is normal and intact. I could have jumped up and kissed him. I'm booked in for early July!

Yesterday, I saw the new rhumatalogue. OMG, what a star. He concurred with the orthopaedic surgeon that the interior of the knee is completely fucked and that while injections may bring some relief it's not the solution. So everything is moving forward in the right direction. I fully intend walking another stretch of the Puglian aqueduct and swimming in the Ionian sea again later on this year. My goals.

So my dear @JackSpratt and all other tattlers with health issues keep pushing forward and insist upon 2nd, 3rd or even 4th opinions. The two so-called "specialists" I saw previously were just quacks, in no way concerned for the health of their patient. Just getting the cash in. They were happy to condemn me to a life of invalidity, in 5 years time when they wanted to operate I would be 68 by which time no doubt the rest of my mobility would have gone along with my mental health.

So I wish to all you hags, hellhounds, witches, witches and trolls the good fortune that I have recently received. Today is my birthday and as my people have to be at work during the day I have you guys to keep me company ❤ Geminis rock ♊

Tattle on.

Reactions:You, StephaniesSupportConsort, Lady Lindy and 45 others



mrsp67
VIP Member
Wednesday at 1:45 PM
At least 15 years ago, it may be more when the go fund me Craze started, I immediately went out and purchased life insurance on my two children. My husband thought it was morbid, but I did not want to be that person that had a hat out begging if my children needed a funeral now go fund me Patreon et are a way of life and I do not buy into it!!

Just recently someone we know passed away at a very young age I think 42 and his friends or family set up a GoFundMe for his funeral and a fundraiser at a local bar and I looked at it and I thought about it and I thought oh maybe I’ll donate something and then I see his wife on the book of face bragging about her arm tattoo and I thought to myself self if I had $500 to buy an arm tattoo, I would probably put that towards my husband‘s funeral instead of asking strangers to bury my husband. Maybe I’m old maybe I’m old fashion but if you can afford pleasures in life , vacation, alcohol, cigarettes , wallpaper you don’t really need me or anyone else to fund your lifestyle. I get it little children aren’t responsible for what their parents do in my town. All the schools have free breakfast and lunch and I see the parents of the children at the little market down from my restaurant buying cases of beer, lottery tickets and cigarettes and we still collect money for shoes for kidsbecause parents are so flipping irresponsible they don’t take care of their children so, Of course, I’ll donate to shoes for kids. My current charities I support if anyone wants a cute tshirt spreadspencerssparkle.com ok rant over.

Fanny wants a Pool complex gawd

Reactions:You, lolander, Mr Magoo and 44 others



Lady Avonlea
VIP Member
Tuesday at 7:11 PM
Gosh, I'm honoured - thank you for the title. ❤ ComtesseRose special thanks to you for our new thread and keeping our little gang of 15 hags & hellhounds rolling along.

That CD vlog was especially odd & boring. It's raining heavily, not raining, raining heavily, not raining - let's have a BBQ on a very rainy day. More timey-wimey.

- does anyone recognize the ugly blue Mummy outfit Fanny is wearing? It looks like a 1980's Emaus bargain bin purchase)
- Grunt & his daughter have returned from their road trip from the south. Fanny made it look like Grunt was doing another BBQ, but I believe that dinner was from the BBQ the previous week! That giant salad FRK was making was served the previous week when Tante & Once were there. It was also a very sunny evening in the background, but it had been a very rainy day. Also, why didn't Fanny show everyone sitting down together for dinner - just her own plate of food at an empty table?
- Potty crawled back from Monaco to the shitoo, and into Fanny's bed, in middle of the night and he was more smug than ever
- 9 minutes of Potty and Fanny vomiting superlatives about the crayon-box chapel :sick: (I skipped forward when Fanny compared the chapel to Daddy's paintings)
- Jump Monkey Jump - Tattle comments that Snorty has no friends and voila Anna & Tim suddenly appear! Snorty is entertaining his 'friends' like he's a 1950's housewife. I felt major Mummy vibes when Fanny entered the winter salon to say hello. I thought the next words out of Fanny's mouth were going to be, ''I'll call your mother's and ask if you can both stay for dinner''.
- What does Snorty have in common to talk about with his 20-something friends?
  • would you like to see my collection of tablecloths?
  • let me show you my newest tureen?
  • there is this 70-year-old woman named Wendy who makes me the cutest felt animals and I hide them all around the shitoo
  • my porcelain are like my family, so I stay up all night scouring online auctions to collect all the family members
  • Fanny Mummy buys all my clothes

Reactions:You, StephaniesSupportConsort, Sunnee and 44 others



Lady Avonlea
VIP Member
Thursday at 3:50 AM
PORSCHE ALERT!!!!!

- Fanny left the porsche at the Limoges Airport and says many people having been asking about the Porsche
- says that Andrew still owns it, but he has offered to sell it to her for €26,000, interest free, payable over payable over 1-2 years
- Fanny:
  • feels safe in the Porsche
  • can edit in the Porsche while Snorty drives without feeling sick
  • would prefer a convertible
  • says Mummy thinks she should buy, but will wait until Mummy & Percy drive in it
  • says Snorty doesn't mind either way - BS :sick:
  • asks patrons what the poor little princess should do
1717638558293.png

-

Reactions:You, C'est moi, Sunnee and 44 others



JanePlain
Active member
Tuesday at 9:59 PM
Joyeux anniversaire @C’est moi
I hope you have had a wonderful day down south

Have been even quieter than usual on here as just out of hospital having had the bottom half of my colon removed 😣 (yes sadly a big C diagnosis a few weeks ago) But hopefully on the road to recovery now 🙏🏻

Didn’t have the energy or headspace to read about the despicable grifter for last couple of weeks …. have just read through the last thread & surprise surprise I see nothing at all has changed.
The obsessive spending on utter tasteless useless tat continues.
Fanny launches the idea of another big plan that will never happen & the egregious lies to grab peoples money as much as she can continues.
Karma is sure as hell taking its time …….

Reactions:You, Margo Polo, Sunnee and 43 others


And the Patreon vlog:

tuffiti
Active member
Thursday at 2:06 PM
This morning's Patreon vlog:

  • The scammer flies to London to welcome her mother and Percy;
  • The vapid shopaholic goes shopping;
  • The legend-in-her-own-mind embarrasses herself by acting like a 3 year old;
  • The con woman tries manipulating viewers re purchasing the Porsche;
  • The straight-for-pay fake fiance is not gay, noooooooo what makes us think that?
fp.jpg

#FreeLancelot

change . org/p/free-lancelot-from-neglect

Reactions:You, Mr Magoo, C'est moi and 39 others

As always thank you all for contributions.
Remember we have a wiki
Happy Tattling
Click to expand...

Just Grift Wood said:
Jack Conte the CEO of Patreon maybe time to add some pressure about her shady dealings with receipts

Click to expand...
I’m convinced Fanny managed to obtain a grant £ from the French government for that chapel restoration (similar to Dan for his chateau). There is no way Fanny is spending patreon money.. she thinks she is smart with the buy a star … to make it look as if this is the case… I see you Fanny stashing thousands every month offshore or probably in Trust so nobody can get to it…. She is the devil reincarnated..
 
Cleo's Asp said:
She made a big thing of how Potts and PJ were going to design a map of all the stars and the names. Presumably donors would be able to see that online or be sent one. I think we all knew that this was very unlikely to be completed eventually if it was actually started. They are all far too lazy and lacking in respect to bother with that. As long as the money kept rolling in, that's all that they cared about. I somehow wonder if they even listed all the names. It's similar to when many of the patrons say they have never received an acknowledgement or postcard, and also when names of patrons appeared at the end of her vlogs even when they had stopped donating.They simply can't be bothered. She's stopped acknowledging patrons at the end of the blogs now. I am sure random stars will have been "sold" multiple times. It will all be a chaotic mess even if they now realise that they had better produce some kind of chart in time for patron day. There are sure to be some patrons who are star donors wishing to see the document. I would love to see an outcry of rage from people who wake up to the fact that Fanny does not care one fig about these people.
---

I only saw his after I had posted my rant. I am surprised it exists.
Click to expand...
To map put the ceiling and allocate names would take hours and she will never do it. I definitely think they will double sell the stars that is a given. The chickens are potentially coming home to roost and she will rue the day she has just pissed all that money up the wall and has nothing to show for it. If Patreon is stopped she will sack all the gardeners and paid staff asap
---
CountessPompidoo said:
Wow, so good to wake up and read about Fanny’s ‘glitch’. We wait & watch 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Meanwhile at the Shitoo, Lancelot & Henri seem a little upbeat about it 😄
Click to expand...
Look at that twats outfit Pott's is even more tragic than Pube and possibly colour blind
---
Off Dan's page:


@LomaxYearwoodthethird
10 hours ago
Is it normal to have your patreon account suspended by the the safety and trust team like Chateau Diaries has today? I notice yours is ok just wondering what is going on?




qfZ6-9vz5-K8qEFJqJpbQJYQ=s88-c-k-c0x00ffffff-no-rj.jpg

@LaReynedEpee
2 hours ago
Not surprised given your previous comments



rV04RD-vP6TMVPGV94kZkj-I=s88-c-k-c0x00ffffff-no-rj.jpg

@halvarf
1 hour ago (edited)
Seems pretty offtopic here. What would that have to do with Dan's Patreon? If you want to gossip about Stephanie, there are other places where you'lll find people who love to do that.
 
Last edited:
Just Grift Wood said:
Don't shoot me down but I actually pitied Stephanie tonight when I watched Chateau Love. Fanny is a mere footnote in everyone's life and the only time she is front and centre is on her pathetic flog. She has grifted so much money, but that doesn't equal contentment or happiness. She was not even mentioned in the speech and Viv and the Shrek's clearly have formed a proper friendship, Curtis seemed genuinely pleased to see old Permasile Viv. Stephanie looked really pathetic, swamped in that ghastly dress ill at ease and shrew like- a real little mouse, who no one really wanted to talk to. She is socially awkward and not popular and she has an inability to enjoy anything she isn't filming. She truly is empty and alone. Amaury came to the Chateau and found Natti, Mummy has Percy even old badger face Kat has found love even if it is with Dan. The parties have ended, no more volunteers, no more giddy fellow Chateau owners in the first flush of DIY thrall, no Michael Petherick, even gobbler Oli has distanced himself. The only people who remain are those who are beholden to her financially. She knows the grift will end at some point, she knows she has been dishonest and without her own filter (on other peoples flogs she looks like a little old woman) she is truly pathetic. She doesn't understand why she can't have what others have-style, friends, contentment and people who really care.

She can't even make the thumbnail on the Shrek's wedding flog.
---

The thumbnail for Nike says STD unfortunate
Click to expand...
You have summed Fanny up brilliantly. That's exactly what I think. Pathetic and awkward is what she is. I fail to understand why the fans don't see what is so obvious. She is desperately unhappy and she must know that she has brought it all on herself. The real SJ is the one that appears in other people's vlogs. All the happy, smiling positivity in CD is a complete act. I really hope she already is, or soon will be, under investigation for what she has done over the years. She is nothing short of a criminal and is just as guilty as those criminals who scam elderly people out of their savings on the internet. YouTube and Patreon need to realise what they are enabling.
 
Just out of curiosity this morning I decided to see if this was reflected in her Graphtreon stats. It’s too soon for that. Or so I thought. While her numbers aren’t yet showing anything her Patreon pause is, very subtly. Look at Fanny’s picture at upper left. It’s blurred out. When you click on it, straight to the “page is unavailable” black screen of death!🤣

IMG_6913.jpeg


IMG_6914.jpeg
 
Cleo's Asp said:
You have summed Fanny up brilliantly. That's exactly what I think. Pathetic and awkward is what she is. I fail to understand why the fans don't see what is so obvious. She is desperately unhappy and she must know that she has brought it all on herself. The real SJ is the one that appears in other people's vlogs. All the happy, smiling positivity in CD is a complete act. I really hope she already is, or soon will be, under investigation for what she has done over the years. She is nothing short of a criminal and is just as guilty as those criminals who scam elderly people out of their savings on the internet. YouTube and Patreon need to realise what they are enabling.
Click to expand...
🧵 Stepahnie Jarvis is under investigation by patreon. She is nothing short of a criminal and is just as guilty as those who scam elderly people out of their savings on the internet. YouTube and Patreon need to realise what they are enabling.
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top