The Chateau Diaries #311 Got to pretend to be in the UK for 181 days a year to be a UK tax resident!

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Lady Lindy said:
Thank you @ComtesseRose for yet another wonderful thread and @AndAnotherName for the title. I've just been to the fake chapel to pray that we might have a tartlet who is also a UK tax inspector 🙏
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I thought he looked like Harry the traitor too!! Who were they as they didn't seem to be guests at the table later. Maybe Chateau DIY crew?
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He had a decent haircut unlike Harry..
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JackSpratt said:
I'm devastated for her one days graft and she's laid up in bed. How on earth does she think the rest of us lesser mortals cope with doing a full time job.

She can manage to duck off again though to the South of France. They're going to help Tat n Ton with their furniture 😆 😆 😆 😆

That saucer of veg (bloody radish AGAIN) that you could count on one hand is a weeks worth of guest dinners.

Sweet potato croquette for a starter :unsure: That chocolate mouse 😬💩

New tweed jacket for Trixie that again looks too tight. Jesus! that table scape, an assault on the eyes.

I wonder if Aumary's birthday wish was escape.
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'Sweet potato croquettes' the size of scotch eggs... THREE PER PERSON, deep fried stuff AGAIN, trying to fill everyone up before dinner I see.
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KitKat_theNewRat said:
Showing the "chocolate mousse" :poop: right after the patisserie they bought for cuz's birthday was hilarious. You could even see FRK's creation in the background when they celebrated. I'd be so stumped to receive this weird vegan sludge knowing that the staff of the chateau got actual food right next door.
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I'm going to assume an assortment box of pastries is cheaper than a birthday cake...
 
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How do you open your business for guests when every room is under renovation? I guess the 'blue' toilet is going to be staff only, the guests get to use the 'Daddy Perv Painting' room?
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HOW MANY GUESTS?????
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francescalittle4414
8 hours ago
Are there some kind of original stone walls behind the plaster of the hallway

@isabellejarvis7805 Isabell is always lurking in every comment section. The scamming is a family affair.
2 hours ago
Yes

Below is an example of the planted comments that Philip puts all over every CD comment section. Comments about viewers, wanting him to do a book on his beautiful table settings. There are also ones whenever potty is in the house about people begging for him to put out a book. A few people begging for Marie to put out a book. It is always about some type of a scam or scam to make money. I believe they have a lot of bought to interject comments like this so they can put together a book and sell for a high price on a cd site, and also to push themselves as” experts” insert in certain areas. After they are planted enough comments, a few viewers will start posting similar comments.

“Philip should do a book with all his table settings in it.They are so beautiful.”

I believe a lot of the ” bot” “ purchased” planted or AI generated comments include so e of the following topics:
  • gushing comments about how wonderful Philip is, his “dubious” talents, etc.
  • Over the top comments about how perfect the gruesome twosome are as a couple
  • Multiple comments about how Stephanie works far too hard and deserves multiple luxury vacations
  • Comments about how much work is being done at the dump as well as comments insisting that only patreon money is fully spent on dump restoration, and that Stephanie is thrifty or humble
  • Many over the top comments about people breaking bursting into tears, crying, falling apart, or gasping from joy over watching a video on CD.
  • mini of the multiple comments about loving, adoring, or how Isabelle, Stephanie, Pottie, Phillip, or any other Dump crew members are so “ dashing”, “ beautiful“, “ gorgeous“, or “ talented.”
  • There is at least one comment in every single video comment section about what type of a dog is Ratso? Stephanie and Philip must have people reminded that their dog is a status, vanity dog in every comment section.
  • Comments about how beautifully dressed Stephanie and Phillip appear in videos.
  • How much they deserve the latest auction purchase or expensive vacation.
  • comments suggesting, or encouraging new, expensive, purchases, or projects strictly to benefit the whims and desires of Stephanie and her greedy co-owners.
I have a feeling that they have to delete just as many comments as they’re actually posted in the CD comment section. Many are blocked by certain words that they ban, etc. it seems like the unfavorable comments must have increased quite a bit lately. Philip is getting extra pissed and boy his personality is sour. You can tell when he plants a comment due to his snarkiness, condescension, extremely inflated ego, nastiness, and entitlement. I believe that he and Stephanie, sheer many personality traits. She gets to edit the videos so manages to hide more of her true nasty personality. I believe it’s Stephanie is far more similar to Mummy in personality, entitlement, obsession with money, abuse of animals and people, stinginess, and temperament then she would like to admit
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Imperious Me said:
How do you open your business for guests when every room is under renovation? I guess the 'blue' toilet is going to be staff only, the guests get to use the 'Daddy Perv Painting' room? View attachment 2988038 q HOW MANY GUESTS????? View attachment 2988043 q
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The sodden, crumbling, dank, ceilingless back corridor is a no-go zone for B&B guests. The kitchen, too. Backstage areas off limits. Then, the other day, SJ showed a couple of punters being shown the kitchen by Natti and she said something about them “being given The Tour” as if it was a normal part of a weekend stay to enjoy the Lalande experience. Quite the eye opener for them. Or so you would think.
 
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It’s 9:40 pm and the B&B dessert hadn’t been served yet. When in the hell do they start eating?

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That's weird, why would Amaury and Nutti still be there that late? Unless none of them start till 1-2pm..
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Miss Trunchbull said:
She has a bad back from paint stripping so spends the day in bed? But cant Rog through multiple airports in the last 8 months with no sign of overkill…….and the only reason she should b3 in bed all £at with a bad back at her age is if Phiphi has been hammering her all night. I know this fro personal experience…..I pulled a hip muscle from spending the darkness hours doing just that, also with a much younger man. But the benefits outweigh the body pain and enable yo7 to push through. Clearly she’s not being shagged enough. I can only see Phiphi dipping his toe in the lady pond for a few seconds then getting a shiver and falling asleep. Poor Steph is doomed to a life of dissatisfaction and broccunting
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Sometimes I find myself scrolling back up to see who posted... o_O
 
Just telling Mr Spratt about Fanny's comment on Aumary hasn't been seen as he's doing the heating but she's not filming him and not going to film until she actually switches it on..

He said 'yeah because he's not registered to do the work'.

So I wonder what exactly is he doing, is Nathan just coming back to commission the boiler? Not a very wise thing if that is the case.
 
Imperious Me said:
Well you'd never know it Fanny with the amount of crap you have surrounding it! View attachment 2988091 q
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Anything Snorts unpacks/touches he'll be taking to his laptop to check it's value and where it's from..
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Would someone please show me the reference book which shows 17th&18th french farmhouses decor must include South African schlock ceramics? I know Fanny wants the restoration to be correct.
 
Le Baiseur said:
"Wild strawberries" from the garden.
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I saw this and thought of PhiPhi. Is this what he thinks he's doing?
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Those 'wild strawberries from the garden' aren't ripe, who does she think she's kidding? You won't get ripe ones because the wildlife eat them when they're ripe, unlike Marie...
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NotAChatelaine said:
The sodden, crumbling, dank, ceilingless back corridor is a no-go zone for B&B guests. The kitchen, too. Backstage areas off limits. Then, the other day, SJ showed a couple of punters being shown the kitchen by Natti and she said something about them “being given The Tour” as if it was a normal part of a weekend stay to enjoy the Lalande experience. Quite the eye opener for them. Or so you would think.
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Pretty sure they were Patreons... I'm assuming depending on how much you cough up, you get a grand tour...
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JackSpratt said:
Just telling Mr Spratt about Fanny's comment on Aumary hasn't been seen as he's doing the heating but she's not filming him and not going to film until she actually switches it on..

He said 'yeah because he's not registered to do the work'.

So I wonder what exactly is he doing, is Nathan just coming back to commission the boiler? Not a very wise thing if that is the case.
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It's all smoke 'n mirrors.. If he's doing the drywalling around the flues (for the 4th time?) how come it's rented out now...? Have to assume she's 3 weeks behind on a lot of the flogs unless other floggers keep her honest.. weddings etc..
 
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I was thinking how Natti is getting to be so much older than her mother - she's slain her man & can slump into middle age frumpiness. And who's copying who with the dreadful hair look? At least it's all hers unlike Snorts' tendrils.
Amaury is younger too, watch out Natti you might hear him singing Aznavour one day 'Tu t'laisses aller',
Je me demande chaque jour
comment as-tu fait pour me plaire
comment ai-je pu te faire la cour...
comment ca tu ressembles a ta mere'
(Sorry, no french keyboard)
Devastating song😘
 
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