The Chateau Diaries #310 What does Phillip do for a living? NOTHING!

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pink roses said:
Many thanks @ComtesseRose for all you do! A very happy birthday to @C‘est moi!
I can’t believe grunt is supplying dinner again! With all the money she makes it is absolutely stupefying that she does that!
If you do read here, you’re a stingy ,selfish ,reprehensible person. And your sidekick is worthless.
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Thank you @pink roses

I did watch a couple of seconds of Despicable fanny in the kitchen greeting Grant, back from his travels. The way she said Perpignan made me think he'd gone somewhere else so bad was her pronunciation. My friends from there would be howling with laughter and shaking their heads at the dumb witch.
 
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JackSpratt said:
Well I had my xrays (fancy new place) done last week and then will discuss with Doc on the next appt. There's not a chance in hell they're going to inject my knee again as I've made it more than clear.

If I get offered the op sooner rather than later do I take it or go for the beginning of next year as we're off to Crete in September and I don't want to sod that up as it's all paid for.

Glad you've got yours booked in, the relief that there will be afterwards.

Happy birthday for today, have a good one (my Mum was a Gemini), we're not up to 30 yet, currently 22 but better than the pouring rain.

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Cheers m'dear. Card is very appropriate. Apparently my driving terrifies the boy now that he is a "qualified" driver. He's been told to button it or walk.

So glad you're getting the attention you need. Keep pushing them 😘
 
KiKiGee said:
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babyhasafabulouslife
18 hours ago
Happy Anniversary to my wicked cool parents!
#oneyear #theyloveme❤ #chateaudesarzay #chateaudesarzayweddings #france
#thankgoshitwaslastyearbecausetheweathersucks #baby

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👇 Past relationships, for Tess Hoffman...

The Chateau Diaries #246 Stephanie's Patreons are like mushrooms - kept in the dark and fed shyte.

Christian We👇 👇 Ruth Kelly, in the background, flirting with the men. Michael Potts 👇 Adam Guettel 👇 Anthony Skinner 👇 more pics. 👇 https://tattle.life/threads/chateau-diaries-109-capability-brown-meets-incapability-jarvis.26668/post-8122621 Gilles Hurbain👇
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The Chateau Diaries #246 Stephanie's Patreons are like mushrooms - kept in the dark and fed shyte.

Oh my god! I read this comment from Clarrie and reflected deeply. I called my neighbor and she read it, too. I made my confession with my priest. We then had a neighborhood meeting where I shared the comment with everyone and they were in tears. I’m so ashamed of myself. I’ve finally seen...
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Tess Hoffman, Stephanie Jarvis, Ruth Kelly and Michael Potts, did a lot of sharing.
A summer get together should be in order...
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I bet Tess Hoffman, Stephanie Jarvis, Ruth Kelly and Michael Potts probably shared lots of antibiotics as a result of their ambiguous relationship boundaries. 💊Good times at the Dump!
 
KiKiGee said:
@graciemckitten you mentioned, @Yebo/Michael Potts, in the last thread.

Yesterday at 7:51 PM
#986

I hate Pottie [ and his fake tattle account Yebo ) too. He just oozes sleaziness and insincerity,

Do you remember @BlackWolf???

Aug 28, 2021
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Where did @BlackWolf go??? Why so quiet???
@BlackWolf
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Sep 2, 2021
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@BlackWolf, Where did you go??? It is interesting how you were actively trying to bait savvy Tattlers. Was that a last ditch effort in an attempt to close us down??? It did not work. So, when googling Stephanie Jarvis, Philip Janssen, Chateau de Lalande, Christie's tastemaker, etc., a not so favorable suggestion is front and center. You have become your own worst enemy. tick tock...

👇The picture below is Michael Potts...
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Black Wolf with a penchant for dodgy photography , young black women and Bushmill Whisky. He disappeared when he realised people were on to him.
 
C'est moi said:
Thank you @ComtesseRose for the new thread and congrats to @Lady Avonlea for naming.

Enjoy your concert @ComtesseRose full report on the tattler desk in the morning please.

I realise now that I was remiss with my thanks on the last thread, so thank you to all. You keep me amused and saine.

I find that I can't watch Despicable fanny and Thrush, or in fact any of the dump crew, for more than a couple of seconds at a time. So all you tattlers, your input is excellent. I thank each and everyone of you for taking one for the team.

@JackSpratt her fans may not keep shelling out much longer. Not because the penny's dropped but because the old fools have dropped dead! She will see them in their graves before she gives up the grift, so callous is she.

Good to hear you are having a break in the rain and better weather is arriving for you. We are definitely moving into summer. Last couple of days tapping on 30° which is my perfect summer temperature. Helps stop all the aches and pains!

As happenstance would have it I was in Pezenas last week. No Jarvis' or Richmonds were spotted as I believe all had left the country or were out of the country at that point. All the overpriced tit shops, sorry brocunts, were open. They will certainly be a magnet for the gruesome twosome. We looked for a restaurant to eat but they were all busy with very pale skinned brits in pastel coloured clothing so we gave it a swerve and headed back to Béziers for a quick lunch on the allées Paul Riquet. Not Le Cristal. I was recently informed that not only was this establishment popular with brits and the local belligerent population but also with all the winos as the bar will continue serving them when other bars won't. Now who did we see there recently who appears to drink a lot, always with a glass in hand... hmm.

I actually had the most amazing week. I saw the new orthopaedic surgeon and he has said that a new knee prosthesis is an absolute must. The interior is completely fucked and no amount of cortisone or hyaluronic acid will give any relief. But only half knee as the exterior side is normal and intact. I could have jumped up and kissed him. I'm booked in for early July!

Yesterday, I saw the new rhumatalogue. OMG, what a star. He concurred with the orthopaedic surgeon that the interior of the knee is completely fucked and that while injections may bring some relief it's not the solution. So everything is moving forward in the right direction. I fully intend walking another stretch of the Puglian aqueduct and swimming in the Ionian sea again later on this year. My goals.

So my dear @JackSpratt and all other tattlers with health issues keep pushing forward and insist upon 2nd, 3rd or even 4th opinions. The two so-called "specialists" I saw previously were just quacks, in no way concerned for the health of their patient. Just getting the cash in. They were happy to condemn me to a life of invalidity, in 5 years time when they wanted to operate I would be 68 by which time no doubt the rest of my mobility would have gone along with my mental health.

So I wish to all you hags, hellhounds, witches, witches and trolls the good fortune that I have recently received. Today is my birthday and as my people have to be at work during the day I have you guys to keep me company ❤ Geminis rock ♊

Tattle on.
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Happy Birthday!
And so happy to hear your news about your knee surgery!
 
graciemckitten said:
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@a_highland_life
58 minutes ago
An idea…..how about contacting channel four for chateau diy special entirely about the restoration of the chapel. With before and after pictures and Stephanie’s filming of the progress. That would make an incredible programme and unique I should think, where else has a private chapel been restored so fullly.
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WTF?

chrisnewellcellphone7650
1 hour ago
This was absolutely so emotional to see - i cant help but think this could be registered as a national treasure when it’s done. It’s beyond exquisite!
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NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN DEREK. Fanny loves the filth,

derekmendelsohn3717
1 hour ago
The chapel is looking stunning in it's transformation !!! I wish you would give the kitchen big cupboard a lick of paint !!!
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Ah yes, @_highland_life what the 50cent Huge Grunt was actually doing was scoping out the chapel for the best angles for the next s&m photo shoot. Ask for an invite.

And @derekmendelsohn3717 I believe it has now been confirmed that the chapel restorers have been retained to paint the big cupboard in the kitchen. Despicable fanny has signed off the devis, "lu, et approvée" at a cost of €500,000. Bargain. Get your wallets out.
 
C'est moi said:
Thank you @pink roses

I did watch a couple of seconds of Despicable fanny in the kitchen greeting Grant, back from his travels. The way she said Perpignan made me think he'd gone somewhere else so bad was her pronunciation. My friends from there would be howling with laughter and shaking their heads at the dumb witch.
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And her pronunciation of « ratatouille » in the last vlog had me chuckling. Mummy Narc should be embarrassed that her daughter’s French is so poor.
 
Didn’t you love how Philip and his friends were drinking a pot of mint tea in the first video posted after comments on Tattle about his drunkenness at the engagement party for the Shreks? Once the little pink camera was turned off, Philip must’ve broken out his bottles of sweet wine for the adults trio to imbibe and likely poured out the mint tea from the garden.
 
Jeeves said:
Happy birthday @C'est moi ! To celebrate, we Tattlers have had a whip round and hope you and hubby will enjoy your luxurious weekend stay at Chateau de Lalande. Evening meal with your glamorous hostess is of course included, in addition to a photoshoot with a renowned photographer, a tour of the local Emmaus with a paws-lin expert and a floral workshop with the multitalented chef. As the owners are aware that this is a very special occasion, you will be permitted to carry the Chateau pooch in his travel purse on your shopping trip. I am sure you will have a memorable time. xx
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I am overwhelmed. The generosity is overwhelming. I will, of course, film candid camera style. No stone will be left unturned... probably because the crumbling heap will have finally... crumbled.
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graciemckitten said:
@ingridschultz93
2 minutes ago
Is Stephanie pregnant? There's already the second time Stephanie refused alcohol and Nati said "Not for you
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Ingrid, the alcohol interferes with the antibiotics she's taking in the hope of clearing up that "round-robin" STD. Funny, she just can't seem to clear it.
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M&MsMom said:
Happy Birthday!
And so happy to hear your news about your knee surgery!
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Thank you @M&MsMom 😊
 
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Whenever friends come to LaLande they always gather in the kitchen... notice now Grant and Potts are there, Snorts has his friends in another room... Precious thing. Let's see how often Snorts is in the same room as Grant or Potts on this trip... nobody can stand him and nobody speaks to him.. The awkwardness when Fanny tried to vlog Snorts' guests was palpable, and I think it was arranged his friends would be there at the same time as Potts so she could get rid of Snorts for a few days and enjoy Potts alone time.
 
Not to bring attention to my scrotum.again... but WTF has happened to Potty? I have linen shirts w less wrinkles...
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Imperious Me said:
Whenever friends come to LaLande they always gather in the kitchen... notice now Grant and Potts are there, Snorts has his friends in another room... Precious thing. Let's see how often Snorts is in the same room as Grant or Potts on this trip... nobody can stand him and nobody speaks to him.. The awkwardness when Fanny tried to vlog Snorts' guests was palpable, and I think it was arranged his friends would be there at the same time as Potts so she could get rid of Snorts for a few days and enjoy Potts alone time.
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So u saying the ones who actually fucked Fanny like it in the kitchen?
 
MRShavershamsdress said:
Happy birthday C’est Moi, hope you like beef…


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C'est moi said:
Thank you @mrsp67 I did take the big guns, himself, to both appointments. He has a way of making people sit up and listen without being offensive or overbearing. And, after all, he has to live me with and put up with all the tit so knows me nearly as well as I know myself. Sometimes better!

I hope that your life is resolving and improving 😘
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Thank you I have found that depression is pretty unforgiving. I’m just taking it on a daily basis, trying to enjoy my friends Littles and small pleasures. My sister has started me on writing three things I am grateful for every day. I’m only on day four and I’m finding it really difficult. I am very, very lucky have a great family, Friends, business, home. I am lacking in nothing so the guilt of it not being enough to stop the depression or self doubt makes it even worse.
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