The Chateau Diaries #301 The robo mop did more work in 5 minutes than Fanny has in 20 years

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You could be right. He's socially very awkward (I'd put money on him being on the ASC) so I'm not really sure . He doesn't seem to gel easily with either men or women.
I’d put my money on him being on the Ace spectrum. I get a much more asexual vibe from him.

 
Oh Lancelot, you are a bad, bad, boy. It’s why I like you 😂
Does this mean they’ve removed the chaise lounge, aka puppy piss chair, from the kitchen and the new worktop is now the only place for Leftalot to sit and watch the action?
Having a new worktop is all well and good, but not really practical unless they finally remove that grimy peace of furniture. I can already hear the ensuing histrionics and wailing when this comes up for discussion - but it’s Mummy’s chair! It will fill an entire vlog. I don’t think FRK will be pleased with the outcome and will have to learn to squeeze in beside it while Fanny lays back drinking tea filming her dinner prep.
 
I think you are right about her unwillingness to sell at the moment. She has become addicted to the lifestyle. Ordinary things that gross out most of us do not appear to bother her. She clearly has no conscience about misleading people in pursuit of her personal financial gain.

But, what I do see in her (I've watched from the beginning) is the toll it is gradually taking on her health, physically and mentally. Various problems have been pointed out by tattlers in the past, but I really do think that she is heading for some kind of breakdown very soon. Nobody, at her age, can continue the level of stress she has brought upon herself by living the way she needs to in order to keep the balls in the air. Something will have to 'give'. PhiPhi has added to the problem, and I rather wonder if she is currently feeling totally trapped in a nightmare of a rollercoaster that she cannot stop. The money rolling in gives her the highs she needs, but it must kill her to see that her earnings are stagnating on youtube and slowly decreasing on Patreon. I think she is exhausted with it all, whether she acknowledges it or not.

I would not wish a breakdown on anyone, but unless there is an intervention by her family and ex-lovers, then I think she is close to losing everything simply through ill-health. I would love to see her brought to book for all her 'sins' as documented on tattle, and a conviction for fraud and/or gross negligence would have me reaching for the champagne bottle, but I don't think she will last that long. She is strung out so far that the elastic has nothing to do but break.
Peter was a Policeman years ago, as I dont know what his thoughts are on religion, that alone would make him supportive of Billy, even though they stayed at Billys and Billy has been to their Chateau.
To be fair he made a smart ass comment re: Billy stealing from churches not supportive. But his last video was all about protecting all of the chickens from pine marlins it definitely supports the theory that little lance did not eat the chickens that pine marlins got them.
 
I have always assumed he plays on the same team as the chatelaine’s gay fiancé. 🌈
If Davy bats for same team as Snorty, it is rather telling that Davy has never been interested in spending any time with him. Even Davy knows “Philip ruins everything!”:
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Yes, very awkward, and just the type of person to be totally taken in by her lovebombing.

All I know for sure about Davey is that she will drop him like a hot brick once she has no further need of him, and he will be heartbroken. Just like all the other misfits that she attracts, it is fun and games to her, but could have very sad consequences for them. It was a big red flag for me when he gave her his treasured childhood toys.
I remember Easter 2022, Davy was not invited to the Easter celebration at the dump. Stephanie then acted surprised in a later video and asked Davy why he was not at the Dump at Easter and Davy replied, “I was told there were no available rooms.“ Then Stephanie ignored his comment and started talking about something else.

She lovebombs Davy when she needs something from him, e.g. help with the lake, talking to lake officials, shipping bulk amounts of trees, flowers, shrubs, and planting it all with no assistance from her or Snorty. One thing I like about Davy is that he will not lie for Stephanie. He gave her an incredulous look the day that Stephanie was ranting on and on about obtaining the Marie-Antoinette descendent twig which she probably threw away and never mentioned again. I believe she only pays attention to him when the little pink camera is out and filming..
 
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I may have just diagnosed myself as a covert narc. Cause definitely not a people pleaser and no other reason why I married the now ex-narc 😒.
I know several such couples who have been together 40+ years who seem to be making this arrangement work. I was married to a covert narcissist who on our honeymoon showed his true colors. ( Of course, I blamed myself for it, back then I knew nothing about narcissists). So, I agree with your shared info.
 
I wonder how she got an invite to that. NOT having a building of ANY historical interest herself. Maybe she's been schmoozing with Stephane Bearn. Like Thrush she probably hasn't realised he's gay. She does seem to have trouble recognising certain traits...
I don't even want to begin to imagine what she might decide to wear to the charity function.Talking of clothes, she appeared to be wearing a new outfit and coat for her trip to London. Quelle surprise!
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I wonder how she got an invite to that. NOT having a building of ANY historical interest herself. Maybe she's been schmoozing with Stephane Bearn. Like Thrush she probably hasn't realised he's gay. She does seem to have trouble recognising certain traits...
As usual, she probably managed to manipulate an invitation. It's probably only a matter of time till she gets some "exclusive" invitation to Macron's viewing area for parts of the Olympic Games. She does so much for France, the way she employs French staff, etc., so she deserves to be recognised, don't you know?
 
I wonder how she got an invite to that. NOT having a building of ANY historical interest herself. Maybe she's been schmoozing with Stephane Bearn. Like Thrush she probably hasn't realised he's gay. She does seem to have trouble recognising certain traits...
Poor Fanny! Always striving to be important. She can get a hundred invitations and it won’t make her special. Remember the hullabaloo over the Tastemaker gig! She proved she was inept at decorating and style. She’s a wannabe.
 
I don't wish her ill or ill health I hope not
Let's say nobody does that.
However, I'm glad I'm not the only one, who believes this all might end with a dark and tragic outcome...
I'd rather Fanny be held accountable in this world, rather than the next.

How can anyone still be giving "Lady Bountiful" money she has been traveling and dining out for over four months solid
Continuing my thread of thought.
I wonder if all this excess is her last hurrah, before an inevitable verdict is happening... :unsure:

Wonder what took Davy to London in April? Davy is too nice for his own good and far too nice for Fanny, but he's not the most worldly or adventurous fellow.
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My goodness is his teeth yellow. How much coffee does he drink?!
 
That's how it is for me when I deal with things in life that have nothing to do with my reality.
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This stove is probably bigger than my kitchen, and yet I cook better, prettier and more versatile than the FRK in the huge LL kitchen.
And yes. My kitchen, no matter how small, is better equipped and most importantly CLEAN.
By gawd! I’m not the best cook but, my kitchen is clean!!!
 
Yes, very awkward, and just the type of person to be totally taken in by her lovebombing.

All I know for sure about Davey is that she will drop him like a hot brick once she has no further need of him, and he will be heartbroken. Just like all the other misfits that she attracts, it is fun and games to her, but could have very sad consequences for them. It was a big red flag for me when he gave her his treasured childhood toys.
Like some others have said, I think Davey is on the spectrum. I doubt if he would be heartbroken if Fanny dropped him. I don't think he has that deep of an emotional connection to her or to most people. I'm pretty sure his parents are his support team because they understand and love him. He'll be okay. Hanging out with Fanny just gives him something to do. I don't think he's particularly good at what he does because he doesn't take into account the reality of the situation he's designing for. He may be able to design gardens for people that actually have the intention and follow through to maintain them. That's obviously not the case at the Dump. At least he doesn't live at the Dump! I'm sure his parents would squash that idea. He's a nice guy, I'll say that for him.

And like Mrs. Haverhamsdress recently posted, I too, think he's asexual - makes life a lot easier that way! Can't be sucked into Fanny's nasty seduction techniques.
 
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So someone removed the shat-o's charm and it was forgotten? Thankfuly, the boys remembered it so it can be replaced! Good thing they're getting the forgotten charm sorted!

BTW, who the F is Budo?
Budo and Tracy run French Farmhouse Diaries. He is a master wood craftsman and builder, probably the best in all of the French DIY youtube universe. As the attached clip shows, should you wish to view it, Terry says they hired someone to make panelling, during which time he stole the profile of the molding he was working with.
 
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