The Chateau Diaries #301 The robo mop did more work in 5 minutes than Fanny has in 20 years

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More time traveling. The video was taken prior to the Patreon video and Crispy chateau videos. Snrty must have stayed at the dump because he cannot risk breaking one of his long nails.

They are so nasty, still showcasing the Ratso pee stained bag in the video. Will they ever clean it? Ratso didn’t give a crap that Stephane was leaving. I think her “i am feeding Ratso breakfast” was another storyline. FRK likely fed him hours earlier. I bet Ratso enjoyed a walk 9nnthe new kitchen countertop once the camera was turned off. FRK was glad to dump Fanny at the airport.

Who exactly was yanking the telephone cord off the side of the Dump? She didn’t I want to details as to what work needed to be done in front of the dump in order to take down the orange fencing. Ratso he’s going to be one confused dog, constantly going back-and-forth between FRK, manic Fanny, and domineering Snorts.

Why would be much better for everyone If Snorty just stayed in the Netherlands and never returned to the dump. He is a pompous, money obsessed loser cast member who adds nothing to the channel except to suck the air out of every room he enters and leave a room cluttered from floor to ceiling. GET RID OF LOSER SNORTS A LOT.

Get ready for a couple of weeks of Davy content. Why is Stephanie attending any event in London? She is trying to fill time for a few weeks until Mummy returns to the Dump. Poor Ratso, he thought Fanny was bad, wait until he meets Mummy…….

I had read that Prague ratters do get along with cats, it’s proven true so far with Ruby.

Wouldn't be a video with our scenes of Stephanie and her claws grasping food and feeding herself, She always feeds herself much better Goid than she serves at the Dump. ALWAYS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
 
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More time traveling. The video was taken prior to the Patreon video and Crispy chateau videos. Snrty must have stayed at the dump because he cannot risk breaking one of his long nails.

They are so nasty, still showcasing the Ratso pee stained bag in the video. Will they ever clean it? Ratso didn’t give a crap that Stephane was leaving. I think her “i am feeding Ratso breakfast” was another storyline. FRK likely fed him hours earlier. I bet Ratso enjoyed a walk 9nnthe new kitchen countertop once the camera was turned off. FRK was glad to dump Fanny at the airport.

Who exactly was yanking the telephone cord off the side of the Dump? She didn’t I want to details as to what work needed to be done in front of the dump in order to take down the orange fencing. Ratso he’s going to be one confused dog, constantly going back-and-forth between FRK, manic Fanny, and domineering Snorts.

Why would be much better for everyone If Snorty just stayed in the Netherlands and never returned to the dump. He is a pompous, money obsessed loser cast member who adds nothing to the channel except to suck the air out of every room he enters and leave a room cluttered from floor to ceiling. GET RID OF LOSER SNORTS A LOT.

Get ready for a couple of weeks of Davy content. Why is Stephanie attending any event in London? She is trying to fill time for a few weeks until Mummy returns to the Dump. Poor Ratso, he thought Fanny was bad, wait until he meets Mummy…….

I had read that Prague ratters do get along with cats, it’s proven true so far with Ruby.

She is there for a fundraiser. I couldn't catch the name and I couldn't understand the subtitles.
 
@srqlisa7881
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Why do I get the feeling that Philip will be bringing back at least one wedding dress for you. I hope so. Have a wonderful visit with all.
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I'm glad that the stone didn't hurt anyone. Does that wing date back to the 1800s? How will the stone be put back and when? At least it wasn't worse. Ruby is so much bigger than Lancelot. Such a big tomcat. I'm happy for Marie about her new work space. She should ask around about pull out trays for storage stuff. Maybe Stephanie can check out a kitchen store in London. Lovely quick hop to London for Charity work. Now, I want a Scot egg for breakfast and real Indian food.
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thedesken
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After four years of patron service I had to end it dou to financial constraints I've received absolutely no response. I thought maybe ife receive an email stating I was welcome back when I recovered ....NO. No response. What a downfall.
 
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Says Kirsty: "Extremely talented Michael Potts of F1 fame"

First of all, I don't follow F1 anything - is Michael famous for his F1 pictures? My impression is he's a poser just like everyone else who darkens Stephanie's door.

Secondly, Kirsty should be happy he remembered to take the lens cap off the camera! (which goes back to #1, he's a poser, pretending to take a picture!)

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Snorts is a nobody in F1 Photography (he had 1 good photo at the British GP a couple of years ago).
The King of F1 Photography is an Australian chap named Kym Illman. His YT page has more followers than Fanny https://www.youtube.com/@KymIllman
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That restaurant Davey and the hag went to looked fantastic! Have any of you London Tattlers, have you been to Dishoom? I'm tempted to buy their cookbook. https://www.dishoom.com/#welcome
They have 3 restaurants in London. Pre-covid, while in London on business, I had dinner at their Covent Garden location with a girlfriend who was also visiting London. We had to line up too because they have a minimum 6-person limit on reservations. The meal, service and ambiance were delicious - worth the wait.
 
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She is there for a fundraiser. I couldn't catch the name and I couldn't understand the subtitles.
I believe it is Patrimoine de France

Time for Fanny to take out her checkbook and spend more Patreon money. Then off to support more charity by going to her favorite OxFam bookstore. 🤬
 
Manic and off to London and the stone fell by pulling a cord out seriously. the place is so dangerous
No mortar, which means the whole place doesn't have any mortar... No wonder the wall is buckled
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My chateau is literally falling apart but bye bye. Gotta travel.

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Davey didn't get a word in.. she'd ask him something then answer herself.... Narcissist. Davey looked exhausted, and if he's only had Indian twice I doubt he's very partial to it.. Fanny wanted Indian.
 
As the lovely TRex noted a couple years ago, Chateau Diaries should be renamedEscape From Rural France.” Perhaps Fanny can pick up a few of Dan’s viewers. It is obvious she hates staying at the Dump more than a few days at any time, regardless of her loud comments, “ I love it here, I love living here. This is magial jewel box. I love waking up here, I am so sad to leave,,,,….” Fanny has resorted to manic screeching ove4 every leaf or petal that emerges at the Dump.
 
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Following on with the 'Chickengate' theories, look how Peter & Anna treat their hens & the henhouse. Peter is making it secure from the pesky Pine Martens, so your theory is probably the correct one @billybudd. Nothing came of the new henhouse being built. Just a vague clip of Fanny & Kirstie talking and planning it. Until I see a chicken in her vlog, I wont believe they're still around.

Pete & Anna may be a tadge odd, but goodness, they look after their animals so well :


The Rosieres, who take very good care of their poultry, failed to secure a really tiny aperture in their new fancy chicken house and run. Massacre.
 
Nothing more ironic than when a con artist./ thief, Stephanie Jarvis, who intentionally deceives people to ebeg hundreds of thousands of dollars to put into her own personal bank account for own personal luxury vacations, fake cast member gay fiancé, extravagant spending, etc. and grifting hundreds of thousands of dollars in gifts from grannies trying to play pious charity supporter/ philanthropist with ill gotten money ( received through deceit and mountains of lies) by attending a London charity fund raiser with her penniless “ fiance” and friend who wears a bag perpetually lodged on his head,
 
No mortar, which means the whole place doesn't have any mortar... No wonder the wall is buckled
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Davey didn't get a word in.. she'd ask him something then answer herself.... Narcissist. Davey looked exhausted, and if he's only had Indian twice I doubt he's very partial to it.. Fanny wanted Indian.
Wonder what took Davy to London in April? Davy is too nice for his own good and far too nice for Fanny, but he's not the most worldly or adventurous fellow.
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No mortar, which means the whole place doesn't have any mortar... No wonder the wall is buckled
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Davey didn't get a word in.. she'd ask him something then answer herself.... Narcissist. Davey looked exhausted, and if he's only had Indian twice I doubt he's very partial to it.. Fanny wanted Indian.
Something tells my Davey is not very adventurous whether it's food or anything else. I find him nice but extremely dull. The Indian food looked great!
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Wonder what took Davy to London in April? Davy is too nice for his own good and far too nice for Fanny, but he's not the most worldly or adventurous fellow.
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I just said about the same thing! I didn't see you post.
 
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