The Chateau Diaries #299 The only culture found this winter in the shitoo was scraped off the filthy floor

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Ms Sadie Petherick is looking pretty darn fabulous.
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Iolair said:
Hello my much missed friends. ❤

I'm not back, nor up to date, and as much as I wish it to be so, my husband is still not well enough to allow me the time to stay with you and comment on a regular basis. However, I have managed to watch a few of the shiteau antics and I have a few comments...

1/ Pretending to read Shogun is she? Trying her hardest to prove (mainly to herself, I'm sure) that she's up to date and relevant? Dragging that heavy book about on your travels? So dumb. Here's a tip for you Fanny, if you really want to be up to date and relevant, download Audible.

2/ Fanny, I sincerely hope you showered before your bath in Japan. It is considered extremely rude and highly inconsiderate to bathe without showering first. And while you're about it, learn the difference between a bath and an onsen (Oh, and what is and isn't a kimono).

3/ I'm sure someone must have mentioned this before but yes, Gion is closed to foreign tourists because, just like you, they can be rude, loud and obnoxious.

4/ On your visit to the historical Japanese village Fanny, you frequently mentioned the famous road, but obviously didn't know the name of the road, or bother to find out. It's called the Tokaido Road, you dolt! Jeez, it's so famous that kids in rural Uzbekistan (and 47 Ronin) could have told you this!

5/ Stop, please stop filming close ups of Potty's teeth.

6/ Stop, please stop filming Snorts. That's all, just freaking stop!

Love to all. Sadly I must disappear again. Be safe. ❤
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Miss you stay well, love to your husband and come back when you can, I'm sure we'll all still be here the hags that we are xxxx
 
Pencil Pine Principessa said:
And——— I just had a horrible realization- surely they cannot resist attending the Summer Olympics in Paris in July and August. Oh lord.
They will pretend to be sports fans, and everyone will develop fake rivalries based on their long-abandoned countries of origin and go about in competing designer track suits.

Sacre bleu! Not sure my heart can take it.

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His n hers shellsuit, so much static his clip in catch on fire.

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KyBourbon said:
Off topic: Just finished seeing the total eclipse. It was pretty damn incredible…hard to describe. Better than watching Fanny in Kyoto, that’s for sure!
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This is why my husband and I went away - we went to Maine. It was a great experience, and like you said, hard to explain.
But then we went to the Harvard Museum of Natural History, where they have an incredible collection permanently housed there called The Ware Collection of Blaschka Glass Flowers. I'd been before, but the entire exhibit, including the glass flower specimens themselves, have been cleaned and restored. There are around 4,000 of them, all made by a Polish glassmaking couple (father and son) between 1887 and 1936 in Germany and were used to teach botany. It was truly breathtaking - everything made from glass.

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KiKiGee said:
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Dear @graciemckitten,
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Sincerely,
KiKiGee

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Aug 23, 2021
The Souleiado bag that BJJ gave her costs 160 Euros, quite a lot for an unlined cotton bag but it was lovely. He knew she wanted that one. Interesting that she embraced all the others when they gave her presents but not BJJ. I think, strange as it may seem, that that proves she is having a relationship (of some sort or another) with him. He definitely liked her cousin!

Chateau Diaries #56 Trotter's hole in the wall or Chateau cashpoint?

On the birthday GAG, Gerry got a kiss on a cheek, the cousin got a hug and Snorty got nothing for his gifted Souleiado bag. He looked like he really wanted more than a thank you. Also, was it a surprise to anyone that Snorterella likes spotted dick?
tattle.life
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VICTORIAN Oversized Gold & Citrine Spinner Fob
$1,750.00Price
Sold without the chain...
https://www.chateau-love.com/product-page/victorian-oversized-gold-citrine-spinner-fob
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You quoted me in my previous life; I was right about the relationship(!) of one sort of another!
 
Hedda Hopper said:
You are so right! Fanny and/or PP couldn't even keep a goldfish alive. They only use animals for their amusement. It's sickening! They can't keep houseplants alive, or outdoor plants alive, they can't even keep themselves clean and healthy.
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Who thinks the sheep will be the next thing to disappear?
Fanny was trying to off load some peacocks to HTRAC .
Curtsey works two or three days a week , who feeds and tends the animals when she is not there. Amaury was also on the livestock caring rota.

If…FRK does actually get a job away from the dump after the bnb season just who will look after poor Ratso when the ghastly couple want to travel?

I know Trixie was desperate for a dog but I think he should have been given a canary, Fanny likes yellow after all.
 
Lochness Monster said:
If…FRK does actually get a job away from the dump after the bnb season just who will look after poor Ratso when the ghastly couple want to travel?
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Fanny will find a way to keep the feckless wonder at the Dump if no other fool shows up. She'll make some promises to FRK, love bomb her to death, give her hand me down clothes. Do you really think Marie will get a job outside of the Dump? Hasn't worked out so far. Natti is going to have to recruit some more fools willing to work without pay, maybe she already has, afterall that can be done remotely.
 
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