The Chateau Diaries #297 No heating, no friends, no Easter, no content! Nobody wants in on your scam.

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My viewing recap…….
Amanda and Lincoln did not disappoint. My fav part was Lincoln demonstrating that gastly foreo 😂

Nice tour of the top floor by Billy and Michael. But they didn’t tell us why the last room had been so badly divided or show us what the space was now. Michael did a great job with the brass polishing.

Chateau Strife. 😡omg that man is insufferable.talks down to his viewers like they are a nuisance asking stupid questions. Just Stop Phil! Address the questions without sounding like viewers irritate you. Weave it into your video like it’s part of the story for that episode. No need to huff and puff about it.

Love Shauna at Vintage Read.
Always enjoy listening to Lady C. She has dropped a few nuggets lately on Prcess Dianna.

Abandoned Ranch. Love Matt. The shooting range has come along. That’s the only progress we can really see there but lots has been done. Love his goats.

Ok that’s all from me now except to say what i didn't and will not watch…..
The Chateau Diaries
Escape to Rural France
How to renovate a chateau
 
Kat is your best free-spirited fuckbuddy buddy without attachments. Wonder where she gets the money from…


analise put life on the line to produce those two children when is that not enough labor for some, ruining your body to be snarked at in front of thousands of viewers about it she did plenty raising those kids while he was fk buddy-bonking with free-spirited kat and who knows who else in the fairyland at the shitoo. Id say kat was a nepo baby ..
 
She did help him in a couple of old vids, if I remember correctly. But with Dan and his regular behavior towards Annaliese, I wouldn’t be in the mood of helping him at all. Plus her job and her two kids.

Kat is your best free-spirited fuckbuddy buddy without attachments. Wonder where she gets the money from…
I think she has a good job actually. Something in the music business but I can't remember exactly. One of our amazing tartlet's will know
 
I think she has a good job actually. Something in the music business but I can't remember exactly. One of our amazing tartlet's will know

She's a tour manager with a specialist company for choirs , musical ensembles, etc and travels as part of her role. I think her previous jobs were choral director and something to do with cataloguing choral music. Wasn't there a q and a at some point? I seem to recall that her family are very ordinary but all involved with various choirs.
 
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What an imp with his concave chest. He is sad she took the credit card with her. The farmhouse is falling down & he is folding bunny napkins (taking over yet another room). I don’t know where SJ is going but I hope she finds a man there!
When they showed the laundry (where Ratso should not be!), there were hundreds of napkins, maybe thousands. There is absolutely no way they can ever use that amount. They are still buying them; they really are completely mad. That is of more importance to dumb and dumber than the structural safety of the building. They really do need a professional therapist. Do they not realise what stupid fools they look when they film such things?
 
It is also possible she will meet up with Pottie in Japan. She has spoken about her desire to visit Japan in past videos. She wedged herself thru the beachhouse fence to secretly meet Pottie for a Snortless lunch in South Africa. Tess allegedly may have had something to do with helping.Pottie establish some contacts within the F1 realm. Perhaps Tess, new hubby and 👶🏻Baby has a Noisy Fabulous life ( complete with noise reducing ear muffs) may travel with Fanny to the F1 race and entertain her during the actual race so Pottie will not forget to remove the lens cap from his camera again before attempting to photograph the race. Bonus for Fanny, she gets sexy Pottie time in Japan to share a room and to properly celebrate her stoneless engagement with her gay fiancé , but with no pesky Snorts, FRK, or Ratso. I cannot see the attention loving, screw up little orphan princess making such a trip solo. Japan…. Wheeeeeeeee!
 
It is also possible she will meet up with Pottie in Japan. She has spoken about her desire to visit Japan in past videos. She weged herself thru the beachhouse fence to secretly meet Pottie for a Snortless lunch in South Africa. Tess allegedly may have had something to do with helping.Pottie establish some contacts within the F1 realm. Perhaps Tess, new hubby and 👶🏻Baby has a Noisy Fabulous life ( complete with noise reducing ear muffs) may travel with Fanny to the F1 race and entertain her during the actual race so Pottie I will not forget to remove the lens cap from his camera again before attempting to photograph the race. Bonus for Fanny, she gets Pottie time Japan with no Snorts, FRK, or Ratso. I cannot see the attention loving, screw up little orphan princess making such a trip solo. Japan…. Wheeeeeeeee!

No doubt hooking up with one of her "friends with benefits" and so Phiphi has to stay home with his napkins. Maybe she's visiting Mason? He didn't seem to be enamoured of her long haired layabout.
 
No doubt hooking up with one of her "friends with benefits" and so Phiphi has to stay home with his napkins. Maybe she's visiting Mason? He didn't seem to be enamoured of her long haired layabout.
Ah yes, Mason, Stephanie’s own reigning Lie Lande “Sun King“, similar in her mind to King Louis XIV, the original “Sun King “ of France who conceived and built the grounds and buildings that she worships, her beloved Versailles.How paaaaarfect. Maybe they will jointly enjoy a bout of perineum sunning (aka butthole sunning), Mason’s favorite trendy wellness practice that involves exposing the taint to sunlight 🌞. It has no proven benefits and lots of potential health risks. Stephanie feels like YOLO, you only life once, and will nof have to worry about selecting a new swimsuit for the outing, but remember to pack some tax free Patreon funds in case she need bail money,

Pottie could take hundreds of photographs of the session to release as an autographed specially numbered limited edition of the prints on the La lande website for the low, low prince of $800.00. Wallet sized prints could be made available for Stephanie’s married/ separated former volunteers, and her Senior only fans groupies. Win win for everyone! Mummy specifically asked Fsnny not to gift her any copies of such photographs.Fanny now plans to make drink coasters out of the photos to be used in Percy and Isabelle’s Dump apartment. Pervy Daddy Derek would be so proud.
 
My vote is that Fanny is on a romantic vacation with hyper Hanni. Hanni asked her on vacation during a grift grab video, and Snorty promptly replied that “we would love to go on vacation with you“ , inviting himself on the proposed vacation. I bet HannI will greet her with a barrel sized bottle of champagne and her laptop, read to solve all of Fanny’s current legal woes.

I don’t think so. She commented that they could all go next year. So it is a destination they would all go to - something she has bought, inherited or some place like Oily’s stencilled mansion or the Aunt and Uncle’s new Reno project.

Just the fact she has left again is ridiculous. Who lives in a derelict house and goes on vacation that many times in 3 months???????
 
When they showed the laundry (where Ratso should not be!), there were hundreds of napkins, maybe thousands. There is absolutely no way they can ever use that amount. They are still buying them; they really are completely mad. That is of more importance to dumb and dumber than the structural safety of the building. They really do need a professional therapist. Do they not realise what stupid fools they look when they film such things?
There is no way that they will ever hand wash, iron, or reuse any of the dozens of heavily embroidered napkins they have made for dinner tables. I anticipate they will be tossed in the trash.
 
I don’t think so. She commented that they could all go next year. So it is a destination they would all go to - something she has bought, inherited or some place like Oily’s stencilled mansion or the Aunt and Uncle’s new Reno project.

Just the fact she has left again is ridiculous. Who lives in a derelict house and goes on vacation that many times in 3 months???????
Why can't Peeps go with her? He's been to Oily's (unless something has happened and he's no longer welcome?) and Uncle and TwoTon are all over him like a rash.
 
I don’t think so. She commented that they could all go next year. So it is a destination they would all go to - something she has bought, inherited or some place like Oily’s stencilled mansion or the Aunt and Uncle’s new Reno project.

Just the fact she has left again is ridiculous. Who lives in a derelict house and goes on vacation that many times in 3 months???????
Good points. I had forgotten about that part of the conversation, A thieving, smug, entitled, deceitful, greedy, con artist with the brain of a mushy pea would brazenly take over 3 months of non stop luxury vacations, to include her 20th safari, after running an grift a star ebegging campaign, badly painting a cheap second hand table, ignoring her expensive dog Leftalot Ratso, and allowing her Cuz and fiancé to literals fake 3 months + of paid vacations.
 
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Love the Gossip Before Bed........ Wednesday night so it will be on soon !
Pekey, I am so sorry you have been in pain. I am glad you were able to score some pain medicines, these days Doctors routinely undermedicate pain, so I hope you can get some relief from your pain before you have to go and undergo your tests. I hope they can find the source of your pain and treat it with appropriate medicines or treatment so you can put this pain behind you. Have your little doggies been nice to you? Do they understand that you don’t feel well? I hope they can be a welcome distraction from any pain or discomfort. Wishing you a good night’s sleep tonight!🌝
 
I sometimes actually feel sad for Marie, either she is so disillusioned that she really believes herself to be a good cook, or the others give her the impression.

I would never make pasta from scratch for guests, when I have never tried making them before for me as a test run. You start with store bought pasta to see and feel how the texture is supposed to be, and then you cook a meal by the recipe at least one time before you cook it for guests.
 
I don’t think so. She commented that they could all go next year. So it is a destination they would all go to - something she has bought, inherited or some place like Oily’s stencilled mansion or the Aunt and Uncle’s new Reno project.

Just the fact she has left again is ridiculous. Who lives in a derelict house and goes on vacation that many times in 3 months???????
Ironic that Stephanie would have to take her gay fiancé whom she does not sleep with on the trip in order to not have to sleep with hyper HannI.
 
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