The Chateau Diaries #297 No heating, no friends, no Easter, no content! Nobody wants in on your scam.

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Lady Avonlea said:
I can understand FRK wanting to have some alone time when Fanny & Snorty are in residence. It must be exhausting to be on all the time and perform for Fanny's pink camera. For example, I swear Fanny filmed 2 different versions of her kitchen discussion with FRK about the siphons - 1 for the patron vlog and 1 for CD.

There are fewer people at the shitoo to film, so there really is a focus on the menage-a-trois of Fanny, Snorty & FRK. I also think FRK is trying to take her role of 'chef' seriously and whilst execution may be lacking she's spending time researching & planning menus. FRK is also the one who is up earlier taking care of Ratso & doing most of shopping.
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Agreed.
A while back Marie said how exhausting/stressful/draining . . . I can't remember the exact word she used . . . it is to film 'the show'.
During the Easter egg hunt she filmed the peace and quiet of the woods and recorded bird song while the others collected eggs and saved children from 'drowning' in streams. Marie is a not a social butterfly; she enjoys nature and her own company and needs alone time to recharge.
 
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Cleo's Asp said:
Annelise had another Hundred Stars orange throwover on in tonight's s vlog. They didn't use LL people for the actual modelling on their website, so those garments must be free marketing gifts.
Poor Antoine, having to be filmed before and after his haircut; he looked so embarrassed. Wonder where the perpetual traveller has gone this time. She said something about Snorty not going because of where it was. The only reason I could think of, was the food, or maybe whoever she's visiting doesn't want him there but then surely she would have made up some other excuse. It's obviously a long journey and I imagine she got the train to Paris, rather than flying from Limoges. Maybe it's somewhere outside Europe but it's not SA.
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Oh, gawd.....the Hanni trip??? Yes please, DO leave stinky Snorts at home with HIS doggie. Maybe he will get it on with FRK? Or maybe he will drive over in his new Porsche to John's and do some "smokin' in the boys' room"!
 
Sparrowsfart said:
That's the type of 'bargain' my hubby buys. Can't convince him that if you have to buy heaps of other stuff to go with it, or then throw lots of it out, then it's not really a bargain.
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A friend of mine says * ahh but you have to spend to save^;😄😄
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Just Grift Wood said:
winter of culture my arse-the only culture in that chateau is fungus
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Thread title nomination please!
 
Either she bought a place in Venice and is closing on it.

Or she is going to Dubai and cannot take her gay fiancé because he would be arrested.
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Here's my 2 cents, in regards to the chateauverse I only watch Amanda & Lincoln. I even watch the ads and don't ff through sponsorships. Love their sense of humor, choice of music, the fact that they work their asses off and don't force their kids to appear. I love the fact that they normalize...normality.
It's disturbing how social media has normalized grifting, deception, abuse and outright lying from influencers/salespeople. I know it's been a problem since the beginning of time but anymore it feels we're bombarded with people holding their hands out for $
 
TorontoGWM said:
Either she bought a place in Venice and is closing on it.

Or she is going to Dubai and cannot take her gay fiancé because he would be arrested.
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I was surprised when Nicolas Fairbottom ( whose voice now gets on my last nerve...I once found it soothing....maybe prior to his invisiline braces) spoke about living with his boyfriend/ sugar daddy years ago in Dubai when he was in his early 20's. And I thought, " how did they manage that in Dubai?". How did they?
 
Lochness Monster said:
With all the free 100 stars stuff being featured in every flog I was wondering who was modelling the stuff. Turns out at least Annalise. I guess Frk and Fanny and even Pee pee maybe???
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You just know that one of the merch items Snorty is working on has to do with 100 Stars - perhaps with their images.
Paaaarfect for lying in bed until afternoon, napping, walking in the woods and online shopping.
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billybudd said:
I can't tell you how awful I think the pergola looks in that garden. How completely out of scale, style, and out of place. It's -- again body dysmorphia is the theme that keeps coming up. She cannot right size herself or anything else. And was it not all confected for the telly? All her "renovations" are outdoor Potemkin village bullshit. And she is Channel 4's village idiot.
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🧵 Suggestion - Stephanie Jarvis is Channel 4's Chateau DIY village idiot.
 
Arfarf said:
I was surprised when Nicolas Fairbottom ( whose voice now gets on my last nerve...I once found it soothing....maybe prior to his invisiline braces) spoke about living with his boyfriend/ sugar daddy years ago in Dubai when he was in his early 20's. And I thought, " how did they manage that in Dubai?". How did they?
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This was an interesting article I read about the subject a few years ago.

www.lse.ac.uk

Gay in Dubai: Dangers & privileges of LGBT expat nightlife in the UAE

LSE's Dr Ryan Centner explores how Western gay men use their economic and social privileges to create communities in Dubai, where homosexuality remains illegal.
www.lse.ac.uk www.lse.ac.uk
 
TorontoGWM said:
Either she bought a place in Venice and is closing on it.

Or she is going to Dubai and cannot take her gay fiancé because he would be arrested.
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What an imp with his concave chest. He is sad she took the credit card with her. The farmhouse is falling down & he is folding bunny napkins (taking over yet another room). I don’t know where SJ is going but I hope she finds a man there!
 
graciemckitten said:
Look at the laws for dogs in France that apply to Leftalot Ratso:

Dog Laws And Rules In France
A number of laws govern pet ownership in France. Expats may find them difficult to adapt to, but it is critical that the rules be followed. Some of the most important regulations and laws that dog owners should be aware of are:

  1. No household should have more than nine dogs aged four months or older. The dogs must have access to water, food, and shelter on a daily basis.
  2. If you have more than nine dogs older than four months, you must obtain permission by signing a declaration.
  3. Dogs should not be allowed to roam in the first place. Guard dogs must be identified and kept behind a two-metre-high fence.
  4. When walking in public, dogs must be on a leash and under control. If a dog is off-leash in an acceptable area, it must be within 100 metres of the owner.
  5. You will be fined if you do not pick up your poop.
  6. Your gate should have an ‘ATTENTION CHIENS’ sign visible. Your insurance will cover you if someone enters your gate without permission and your dog attacks them. You will be held liable if there is no warning sign on the gate.
  7. Dogs over the age of four months must have a microchip or tattoo identification. Owners are required to register them with I-CAD.
  8. If you bring a dog into the country, you must register it with a veterinarian within one month of arrival.
  9. Every dog owner is accountable for their dog’s physical health. Your dog requires feeding, exercise, and medical attention.
  10. All dogs have to be vaccinated for rabies and receive a booster shot once a year. Parvovirus, kennel cough, and distemper vaccinations are also recommended. A veterinarian must document all of these vaccinations in the dog’s passport.
  11. Service dogs are allowed to travel for free on all modes of public transportation in France. Small dogs should be transported for free in bags or carriers. When traveling with large dogs on public transportation, they must be muzzled.
Buying a pedigree puppy in France
If you have bought your dog in France, its parents must have an official pedigree. This document contains the genealogy of the dogs. It certifies that the dog conforms to the characteristics set out in their ‘breed standard. (In this case, ‘breed standard’ describes the ideal qualities required for the breed.

Is that a reason why Fanny traveled to Germany to buy discount Ratso who “had no papers ?

Ticks are prevalent in France, and it is recommended to invest in a tick removal tool from the local pharmacy for both you and your pet. Medication is available for pets to prevent fleas, ticks and worms, and there are also herbal alternatives available. Your vet can advise you on any other precautions that you might want to consider for your pet, relevant to your local area and other risk factors.

Pet passport info
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Pet Passports & Registering Pets In France

Welcome to September!! Can’t quite believe that summer is almost over. Where did the time go?? We’ll start this month with one of my practical posts. Enjoy… So you traveled to Eur…
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Those rules seem pretty standard, if not quite relaxed compared to NZ (not that it stops hundreds from breaking them) where we have to get special permission to have more than 2 dogs in urban areas.
 
I am back from Emergency Hospital .... Again!
Bad night with pain so in we went ...... only good spot is the roads are like a ghost town so its a good drive in.
I was finally given some good pain meds and back home at 5 in morning and had a good sleep. I can take this med. to my "sad trip " compared to what Extravagant Fanny does .... still , I have paid for it !
So.......... its going to be hard to catch up but am I right .... Fanny is going on another bloody trip ???
 
Pekey said:
I am back from Emergency Hospital .... Again!
Bad night with pain so in we went ...... only good spot is the roads are like a ghost town so its a good drive in.
I was finally given some good pain meds and back home at 5 in morning and had a good sleep. I can take this med. to my "sad trip " compared to what Extravagant Fanny does .... still , I have paid for it !
So.......... its going to be hard to catch up but am I right .... Fanny is going on another bloody trip ???
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Oh Pekey I hope they can get to the reason for your problem soon. Sending you white light and healing prayers.
 
Gertrude Maud said:
Poor woman . . . Lindy Chamberlain went through hell.
If the baby's clothing hadn't been found she'd probably still be in goal.

Release on new evidence
Richard Morecroft introducing an ABC news report on the day of Lindy Chamberlain's release.
New evidence emerged on 2 February 1986 when Azaria's matinee jacket, which the police had maintained did not exist, was found partially buried adjacent to a dingo lair in an isolated location near Uluru.[8] Five days later, on 7 February 1986, with the discovery of Azaria's missing jacket supporting the Chamberlains' defence case, Chamberlain was released from prison, and her life sentence was remitted by the Northern Territory Government.[1][16] In 1987, a Royal Commission began investigating the matter further.
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Right from the beginning the local Aborigines were interviewed and confirmed that yes, a dingo could steal a baby - but noone listened to them.
 
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