I watched a day time Chateau programme today. It featured a couple who Fanny visited whilst wearing an inappropriate see through short striped dress and looked terrible. Beautiful chateau, they were doing the biggest wedding they had yet undertaken. It was fabulous. The venue, the accommodation, the facilities, the furnishings, the table settings, just everything had been thought of - including even, hats for gentlemen guests to protect them from the sun. The food looked absolutely mouth watering. The champagne flowed. In short, it was everything that Fanny's offerings in the Mummy's wedding / Patron days / guest meals are not. I will eat my hat and Ruby says he will eat his own tit if she pulls of anything with one quarter the sophistication of that. Of course that is not to say that she won't throw money at it - it will just look like she hasn't.