The Chateau Diaries #276 Sew Snorty's mouth shut and put the damn dog on the floor!

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Nettle flower said:
I rewatched Snorts showing F4f his crappy glass vases. The knowing looks everyone gave each other around the table!! Uncle was shaking his head looking pretty disgusted. Snorts and SJ must see this.
No one likes Filup! Do you think he will be dumped soon? SJ has had decent looking boyfriends, I wonder what her ex's think of him especially the ones still in her thrall?
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You made me look!!!!!
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DocJim8121
1 hour ago
Retired vet in the US here. Even though retired, I'm unable to not observe animals clinically as opposed to just looking to enjoy, and I've noticed that Lancelot's eyes water a lot. I wonder if they bother him. I know it's hard to say anything specific from video, but I think I may see signs of an eyelid problem. Have you had them checked? If this has already been addressed in the comments or if addressed by your Vet, please excuse me. It's hard to walk away from over 42 years of habit
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updated comments from cd a day ago:

cillewagner7991
1 hour ago
Stephanie is acting like her mother

user-hz5ju2bz3x
7 hours ago
O-Ho…! So it’s now “my dog” Stephanie says! cracks me up….! It may have taken a few years, Phillip, but once that fur baby came onto the scene, she certainly got hooked, huh?! Your face, when she said “my dog” was just too funny… cuz I KNOW you were thinking, “Wait a minute, Steph, Lancelot is MY dog!”

helenatremblay4019
9 hours ago
JUST SAYING!!! Is it POSSIBLE PHILIP LOVES SHOPPING ???FOR ANYTHING???

marilizevandermerwe8343
11 hours ago
You know the first vlog I watched was the one where Isabelle was very upset with Marie in die parking lot. I think about the car being crashed? I just remember Marie hiding behind somebody and ran into the kitchen and if her trouble was not enough Isabelle went into the washing room find everything out of order and not done. VERY UPSET and unhappy with everybody. And look now!! How incredible did she not train Marie to be a star hostess of De La Lande. Congratulations Marie, you became a little Isabelle!! Hehe!! Long live De LaLande. I know now that castle is in good hands!! For ever!! Hehe!! Best wishes to you all!.NS ...was good to see Isabelle again and hear news about Percy.

jacquielawrence5670
12 hours ago
Put the dog down, you really are spoiling him


gunlindblad6816
14 hours ago
Oh, that is a lot of shopping. Do you ever get fed up with all the stuff?

karencarswell5724
22 hours ago
If Phillip and Stephanie don't go out and leave Lancelot alone for a while every now and then, then go to say south Africa. He will pine and it can cause so much stress that it can make him seriously ill. Seperation anxiety is hard to break, so please think of him and leave him alone for five minutes to start and come back, then gradually increase it til he is happy to be home without you.
 
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Fromthenorth said:
The state of that kitchen... GAWD it's disgusting ! I would never go there, let alone eat in that kitchen ! There is stuff everywhere, no clean places ...:sick: And I can't stop thinking of the mice either, running free everywhere 🐁🐁🐁
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Everyone was waiting for them when they got back and looked pissed off. Must have gone in two cars and Hinge and Bracket arrived back, by the sounds of it, tanked up and couldn't be arsed to cook. They went for lunch and arrived back at the shitoo in the evening.

The interior of the two chateaux are like day and night. One, conservatively decorated, bright and airy. The other fusty, claustraphobic and thanks to the fabulous eagle eyed @KiKiGee more thank likely rammed with Christmas trees. Hope the dog has cocked his leg up all of them.

No wonder you only see them all in the kitchen all stinking of cooking, probably can't move anywhere else in that place as it's just getting filled with more and more crap.
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Marquis de Potpourri said:
Hi Tattlers, Marquis' wife here!

Quick update:
A few days ago, before the humanitarian pause, my husband sent me this post-workout mirror pic before he went to his service area.
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15 hours later, he sent me this.
He and his teammate were helping a wounded IDF soldier when he got shot in the calf by a Hamas militant.
Thank God the bullet did not hit his fibula but it has a hairline fracture. I don't want to bore you with more details, but the doctor said he's glad my husband built a "sturdy gastrocnemius muscle."
He is doing well and is expected to recover quickly.

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BTW, the baby is doing great!
Thanks for your positive thoughts and prayers.

Sorry for the derail. Now let's Tattle on!
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Wishing you're lovely man a speedy recovery and hope you are coping with him not being with you and wee one.
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Gertrude Maud said:
They need to get those black triangular plastic boxes that sit on the ground to contain the baits.
They're not pretty but could be hidden behind furniture.
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Better still let poor old Ruby in. If he'd been allowed in from the start it would have been job jobbed and have saved a fortune on poison.

I wonder if rodents can still get into that pantry of theirs.

Plus scale down on all the clutter. That place is getting more disgusting by the day.
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Pekey said:
I bet it takes him ages to do it too!
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I bet he's a regular old Mr Teezy Weezy (for any of us who are old enough to know who he was)
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We know that Wendygrinch has already left the dump, so once again old cheese was served to us. BORING....

Obviously Tess refuses to be filmed for the shitshow, but of course Steph doesn't let that stop her and so we catch a glimpse of Tess at the lunch table. As always, no respect for other people's privacy... but we don't know Steph any differently.

Is she really surprised that Sir Lancelot would rather be in John's chateau in his favorite chateau? It's warm, clean, tastefully decorated and obviously the food and company are better. Even a dog notices this.

In view of the condition of her dump and the hygienic conditions, Steph should crawl into the last mouse hole in shame.
 
M&MsMom said:
Yes, it's John's. Apparently, the only place she gets invited to anymore.
I mean, how many times has she featured that? I reckon she got three or four videos out of that one visit!
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Whenever she is invited to someone else's home, such as John's, she takes other people with her, most of whom are probably unknown to the host. This time, it was Wendy Grimface. In the past, when Fanny visited other chateaux owners, (most of whom seem to have come to their senses and dropped her, at least the sensible ones have, such as Erin, and the antiques people), she then dragged Marie and others along with her. I'm also sick of everyone trying to emphasise that it's ok to have the dog at a dining table because they are allowed into French restaurants (where they are supposed to be on the floor, anyway). It is not ok to have the dog on your lap at a table, either in a restaurant or in someone else's home. It's the height of bad manners, it's unhygienic and bad training for the dog. She's obviously told John about the negative comments and because he likes dogs, he was out to prove he was ok with it but most people would not be, and they shouldn't encourage it. What with PJ leaving his hat on and the dog at the table, they are demonstrating their lack of class and manners and emphasising their ignorance, their feeling of entitled superiority, and lack of respect for others.
 
ComtesseRose said:
What?! You don't want to live elegantly - no, wait! that's an other channel, sorry.
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Lady Phi Phi thinks he's bringing stealth luxury to LaLande, when in fact, all he's bringing is Willy wanker and the chatelaines coin purse.
at this point living elegantly consists of not living with PhiPhi.
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ComtesseRose said:
I think we all need a reminder of how much PhiPhimodo has enriched our lives. LOL.

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The Police have been called, I was NOT ready for that! the cowboy get up was too much, him fingering the candlestick rim... It takes a lot to make me Gag and @ComtesseRose you had me tapping out.
 
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After a break of watching Dans fearporns i could not resist and watched his last vlog - kudos, he invested a lot in these plants - good selection and decent size so that you can see the vision behind it straight away. I don't think Davy is the mastermind of the landscaping here, Dan seems to have relied heavily on Nick, which will certainly help with the success. I'm curious what Davy's contribution will be. Maybe some tulips 🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷

After one day you can see more progress here than at LL after three years. The apprentice once again showed the master how it really works. :m

And financially it will also pay off for Dan. He made a lot of cash shoveling dirt, now people see that their money isn't wasted on travel, junk and designer clothes. Every euro invested will come back twice.
 
Cleo's Asp said:
Whenever she is invited to someone else's home, such as John's, she takes other people with her, most of whom are probably unknown to the host. This time, it was Wendy Grimface. In the past, when Fanny visited other chateaux owners, (most of whom seem to have come to their senses and dropped her, at least the sensible ones have, such as Erin, and the antiques people), she then dragged Marie and others along with her. I'm also sick of everyone trying to emphasise that it's ok to have the dog at a dining table because they are allowed into French restaurants (where they are supposed to be on the floor, anyway). It is not ok to have the dog on your lap at a table, either in a restaurant or in someone else's home. It's the height of bad manners, it's unhygienic and bad training for the dog. She's obviously told John about the negative comments and because he likes dogs, he was out to prove he was ok with it but most people would not be, and they shouldn't encourage it. What with PJ leaving his hat on and the dog at the table, they are demonstrating their lack of class and manners and emphasising their ignorance, their feeling of entitled superiority, and lack of respect for others.
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Fanny‘s dog Ratso wanted to eat the food on john’s plate. Did you see Miss Chatelaine move the dish out of Fanny’s dog Ratso striking distance? The food at the Dump is so crappy that Ratso isn’t tempted to eat the Dump cuisine. Ratso wanted the food prepared at John’s house.

Did you catch Miss Chatelaine affectionately touching John’s arm?He never shows such affection or warmth to his darling Stephanmememe.

Was Fanny’s dog Ratso supposed to be tumbling down the steps with his not formed malleable puppy leg joints?

Fanny’s dog Ratso was allowed on the floor at johns house because there isn‘t a mice infestation/ mice poison out.

Davy was concerned that Ratso was trembling when he held the dog.
Who thinks holiday from hygiene Fanny washed her huge man hands before preparing the salads with her hands or did she plop Ratso on the floor and start preparing salad?

Is Miss Chatelaine targeting sugar granddaddy john as his next mark? Sitting next to him at the table, touching him, flirting with him, etc.?

Why does John want to hang out with the grifters? Weird.
I do think John’s dog is beautiful. His dog seems nice, well cared for, and friendly.


Do you believe the gruesome twosome will take Ratso to the vet to get his watery eyes examined? Fanny hates to spend money on animals for vet care or food. If she can video it for content, they may take the dog for medical care. You heard miserly Fanny threatening a
couple of videos ago about reducing Ratso’s food budget. She hates to spend money on any creature, She will get it cute sweaters but that is it.

They still have not replaced the leash with the huge, heavy, oversized, clasp that causes Ratso pain when it is used to drag him on a waddle. I bet they still haven’t purchased an appropriate dog carrier for Ratso and continue to cram the dog into a shopping tote. The dog has no boots for it’s feet when walking over the gravel or over the cold wet ground.

Nice to see Miss Chatelaine raided Fanny’s closet to get a pink sweater to wear so he could coordinate with Fanny’s dog Ratso.

Do you think Tess brought her baby doll to the luncheon? If Ratso gets to sit at the table, was there a place set for the baby doll? I would expect Ratso would love to aggressively tear up the baby doll if given a chance. Baby doll would then NOT have a fabulous life on that afternoon.

I think John’s dog thinks of Ratso as an irritating rat.
 
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Lochness Monster said:
Quite a few observations from that shitshow earlier.
1: I am certain the filming/ driving position of the drive up to Johns Chateau was higher than the Fiesta. Fanny was very careful not to show any part of the car or it’s inhabitants.
2: Fanny’s hip is fine… she was sporting some VERY high new black suede shoes.
3: Look who was at Johns…
4: Tess was there too.
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Snorts was flirting with John. I have never seen him so touchy freely.
He also sang extra snortily when he was harmonising happy birthday 🤮🤮🤮.

Why was Snorts in pink and in his Dandy shoes?
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I would have been so embarrassed turning up with PhiPhi, he's a show! his hair needs a bloody good cut, it has no shape, it just looks pubic! his cloths looked ill shaped and well worn, that pink jumper dose nothing for his skin tone and the shoes, duck me the shoes, what tragic Chinese's website did he get them from? when it comes to him its a freak show! i also get the impression he would smell like musky B.O.
 
HalcyonOrganic said:
Oh they did that video..

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Yes they did. Lovely video and making everyone wish to travel to Vienna…
I have never been to Austria, my bad, I have circulated around Austria dozens of times, been close when I was in south Germany, Switzerland, Italy, in the Czech Republic and France but never happened to cross to Austria. I planned to take the train from Prague to Vienna but in the end I never did and I’ve been to Prague twice, last time in 2019… but it is in my list of places to visit soon…

But it was this other couple that made want to visit Vienna badly… and arrive by train :cool:

 
graciemckitten said:
They still have not replaced the leash with the huge, heavy, oversized, clasp that causes Ratso pain when it is used to drag him on a waddle. I bet they still haven’t purchased an appropriate dog carrier for Ratso and continue to cram the dog into a shopping tote. The dog has no boots for it’s feet when walking over the gravel or over the cold wet ground.
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They are waiting for the stupid people to send things to Ratso Via the Gift Grab.
I honestly cannot see that stopping ...... Fanny loves to get presents and Adores to read out all those Boring letters going on and on about how Fabulous she is !!!
If Ratso does go to the Vet and he has entropion .... that involves a operation and then sometimes the Vet cannot get all the ingrowing lashes out and it has to be done again. Its $$$ where I live and I would say $$$ in France too.
Ms Dog Lover will not be happy about spending tons of $$ on a dog and not Her Face or travel !!! ;)
 
The Saint said:
I would have been so embarrassed turning up with PhiPhi, he's a show! his hair needs a bloody good cut, it has no shape, it just looks pubic! his cloths looked ill shaped and well worn, that pink jumper dose nothing for his skin tone and the shoes, duck me the shoes, what tragic Chinese's website did he get them from? when it comes to him its a freak show! i also get the impression he would smell like musky B.O.
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That sounds disgusting!! He is such a creepy example of a human.
 
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