The Chateau Diaries #276 Sew Snorty's mouth shut and put the damn dog on the floor!

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
Always thought there was something with Snorts' hair on the top. There always seems to be a bulge at the top of his right side of the head. Is that where he attaches (improperly) his added locks.
1701221834383.png
 
Pyke said:
John has tit teeth for . . . ii) a rich man,
Click to expand...

Have a look at Prince Charles' teeth on his lower jaw.
---
Razzle Dazzle said:
Always thought there was something with Snorts' hair on the top. There always seems to be a bulge at the top of his right side of the head. Is that where he attaches (improperly) his added locks.
View attachment 2598999 q
Click to expand...

One of our male Tattlers pointed out some time ago that Philip does a comb over.

He seems to have a number of techniques . . . comb over, spray on, extensions, the 'aluminium strip thingy' and the dreaded beanie.
 
Last edited:
MRShavershamsdress said:
I vacillate between pescatarian and vegetarian. This is what I usually make for Thanksgiving.

www.rebelrecipes.com

The Ultimate Winter Lentil & Roast Veg Bake

The perfect centre piece for your festive lunch - a layer of green lentils, caramelised onions and then a delicious roast veg mash as a topping. Delicious indeed.
www.rebelrecipes.com
Click to expand...
I try to eat both seafood and veg exclusively as well but, occasionally, I have to slide off the wagon (to keep the peace) due to being married to an Irishman who wants his meat and potatoes.
 
Last edited:
banshee ob said:
I try to eat both seafood and veg exclusively as well but occasionally have to slide off the wagon (to keep the peace) due to being married to an Irishman who wants his meat and potatoes.
Click to expand...
I tend to observe special events or holidays with meat in the meal. My birthday is usually steak, while Thanksgiving would be a little turkey, Christmas would be goose or capon and Easter is ham. On July 4th you have to have a hot dog. That’s about the only times I have meat. I do have some recipes that have a small amount for flavor. I love pasta e ceci, which has a little pancetta in it. It wouldn’t be Southern Louisiana without red beans and rice, which has to have sausage or the flavor is off. I always pay for it after but it sure is tasty on the front end.😂
 
LittleMore Cottage said:
How much do you think he spent on all those hedges and trees
Click to expand...
Best part of his Christmas Tree Deco $$$ ???
---
Lochness Monster said:
Snorts was flirting with John. I have never seen him so touchy freely.
He also sang extra snortily when he was harmonising happy birthday 🤮🤮🤮.

Why was Snorts in pink and in his Dandy shoes?
Click to expand...
Onward and upward - off to his next Sugar Daddy .
Old Sugar Mummy is getting bitchy and tired looking and her home is crap where as John's joint is super !!! ;)
John even likes Ratso . :sneaky:
 
Last edited:
Cleo's Asp said:
if Fanny actually loved him, she would not have shown their obvious reactions.
Click to expand...
There is no romantic love between Fanny and Snorty. There is some platonic, 'like tolerence' between two emotionally-stunted people in a warped, mutually co-dependent, transactional relationship. Fanny & Snorty are parasitic narcissists feeding off each other and using their 'relationship' to reach their individual goals and prop up their frail, needy egos.

Fanny & Snorty are both very insecure and share similar interests/personality traits (shopping, hoarding, travelling, decorating, lazy, shallow, greedy, lying, egotistical). They hide behind the facade of the 'perfect couple' and believe everyone is jealous and envious of them. They use CD a way to keep up appearances, posting fake lavish lifestyles and fantasies to maintain their ideal that they are better or more powerful than others. (ex: Snorty moving furniture around the shitoo or sidelining Mummy).

Two narcissists in a relationship is a power dynamic. They try and manipulate each other, and both will not accept that they are being manipulated because they think they are too intelligent or powerful to be manipulated by anyone else. Thus the insults, put downs and editing of the vlogs to 'highlight' each other in a poor light. Fanny & Snorty are playing a game and they both think they are winning.

To a narcissist, a partner is an object that will be used for their personal gain and benefit. Fanny & Snorty need each other to boost their confidence and constantly praise each other for their looks, achievements, and accomplishments. Their relationship allows Snorty to pretend he's not gay and allows Fanny to live out her princess fantasy. That's what drive's their relationship - not love.
 
Lochness Monster said:
On the matter of recipes.
Look what is being served up with Camiknickers.
Click to expand...
Is falafel the only thing in her (Dana) repetoire? Seems like that's the sole item she ever showcases.
---
Gertrude Maud said:
Agreed . . . but they did a great job of the 'cafe' although I'm not so keen on the minty green paint colour.
Click to expand...
They are aesthetically unaware poor dears.
 
Last edited:
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top