The Chateau Diaries #274 Waddles with my weedy wonker - the story of the conwoman, Stephanie Jarvis.

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I swear I hate it when we have to venture outside the château grounds and he hasn't showered.
Instead he believes that chamomile essential oils will cover his odour - I know it will not, as Ollie does it every single time we travel.
Okay Stephanie breathe through the mouth, the stench will only affect the tastebuds, a glass of wine will remedy that.
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So let me get this straight. It's November and off-season for the B&B, but this is when Fanny's decides to build & frigging decorate an additional chicken coop. Why? On the list of priorities Fanny has shoved building a chicken coop to the top of the list???? She really is scrapping the bottom of the barrel. The chicken's don't care, but even so, this project could have been done in the summer because it's in the far corner of the walled garden and wouldn't disturb the guests.

Isn't this the time of year to be working inside the shitoo??? What about all the unfinished indoor projects - finish the ugly bathroom in Bonne Maman, finish MariE's attic bathroom and attic room, re-upholster Snorty's chairs, catch the rats - anything else except building a damn chicken coop! All that talk from Fanny about not wanting to disturb the guests is just BS!

p.s. - Fanny don't count on Amuary returning and installing Snorty's blue ball, or anything else around the shitoo. Fanny, you may have no idea and be unclear how these things work, but I suspect Amuary is quite clear that he doesn't want to work at the shitoo anymore. Quite the big smile on Amuary's face when escaping driving away from the shitoo! Amuary couldn't look at his cuz, but I imagine he was thinking, "hasta la vista you soulless, lying witch"!
 

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SOMEONE IS JEALOUS:



lornadesmarais-zo4pr
19 minutes agoFour kitchens in John’s chateau?!!! I am jealous
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@carolinegooder7091
3 minutes ago
Dana forgets that Lalande has multiple kitchens also. Nick's cottage has one, as well as Isabelle's, Michael Pott's, and the Marquis's suite. Small be handy.
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@Overit742
24 minutes ago
You know I love you however, Lancelot at the table when you are Guests in someones home, its a little much! You need to crate train him for moments like this, please....




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bethcervenka1813
2 minutes ago
Please get Phillip larger pants!
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️ They are way too tight!



@jillshaw362
6 minutes ago
That dog needs to be on the floor! Not a lap dog!


@joshuab79
41 minutes ago
Lots if not most of gay guys I know have the same breed of dog as Lancelot

dcn9550
45 minutes ago
Philip, Lancelot is not a person. Remove him from the table for heaven sake!!!
 
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I think Fanny is becoming even more obnoxious day by day. I really hate seeing and hearing her with Lancelot. She's using him because she thinks it makes her look and seem a better person. It most certainly does not. It's exactly what she does with all the birds and animals, saying how "darling" they look. She couldn't be more fake if she tried, she hasn't a drop of real feeling or interest in them at all. It's the same when
someone else speaks when she is vlogging, she quickly takes over and says what she wants to say herself. She has no real interest in anyone else. All others are just used for the vlog, she will greet them enthusiastically or love-bomb them for the camera and then switch to her own agenda. No one else is allowed to say more than a very few words. She did this with Dana in the latest vlog. I find her so obnoxious and her loud voice is sickening. I also found it extremely rude of Snorty to have Lancelot with him at the dinner table in someone else's home. The two of them are like spoilt children who lack manners and have no emotional intelligence. Fanny is certainly a Veruca Salt and she is jealous of anyone else who might steal her limelight. John seems to be a pleasant person and he needs to steer clear of those two. Other people; birds, and animals are just toys for the Chatelaine and her "partner" (note how she had to say that he insisted on them having a double bed!!), and even the chateau itself, is just a plaything, and can never be any more than that to two such superficial people. Rant over!
 
HalcyonOrganic said:
Ohhh boy, quality content from Becks. Steffi sent her unwanted, self made jewelry that she herself received from fans.

Becks is showing this beeeautiful items, while chewing gum. So classy.

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Jeepers creepers, that gave me the eebie jeebies, especially when Becks was stroking her 'dinner ware brooch'. Creepy as hell.
I had to stop watching 3 minutes in, but not before, I said 2 Hail Marys and a few Our Fathers :eek::eek:
 
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