The Chateau Diaries #274 Waddles with my weedy wonker - the story of the conwoman, Stephanie Jarvis.

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ComtesseRose, thank you for the new thread.

I'd look like this too if I arrived at the shitoo after a long journey and they plunk a cooking pot of rice and a cooking pot of mystery shrimp tit curry slop down in the middle of the table. Doesn't that just make you feel welcome (not)! I'd be too embarrassed serve a meal like that. Where the hell are all of Snorty's Emaus & online auction serving dishes? Fanny is such a crap hostess!

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TorontoGWM said:
What’s a “weedy wonker”? 😝
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You can bet that’s not the only knob he went to town to get!

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God! Those nails! Terry of Lacelles has gross, long nails too! What is the deal? Seriously. My middle son and my BIL and his partner are gay...all with nice, clean clipped nails. Maybe Snorts goes by "they" now. It would make sense. As my 11 year old granddaughter explained to me "Sometimes a person feels like a male, and sometimes like a female, so they identify as " they". Out of the mouths of babes. Good thing I have her around to keep me up to date.
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TorontoGWM said:
Now I understand why the Forager battles depression.

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Will the Gay Twank be bedding them, too?

I can’t imagine the Chatelaine giving them the time of day.
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Scary. A massacre could ensue before the holidays!!! 😱😳
 
SJ said to FRK something like: when you walk in the kitchen it's subliminal. :LOL::ROFLMAO:🤣
Well, I did not go to Oxford but I think she meant "sort of sublime" did she not?????? ;)
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Ridicule does not kill, otherwise Lielande would be an empty shell apart from Ruby of course
 
Tartuffe said:
Gross is not strong enough a word.

I can smell his filthy stench from here. And, I want to shove that ugly newel post ornament right up his nose.

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Hoarder Snorts has crammed his crap into every inch of the Dump. He has even filled the windows sills on the red pigeon staircase with loads of auction buys and crap.
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ComtesseRose said:
LOL. FRK's sister looks like she's about to "come cash me autside, how'bout that"!
#GangstaSista #HoesBeforeBros #LoyalToFamiliaWiik
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She really makes you wish that everyone had locks on their bedroom doors.
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Just Grift Wood said:
Thanks again @ComtesseRose you wonder hag

I called him a weedy wanker not wonker in the last thread and it is micro dick pube head Phi Phi
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How fitting, a micro dick has a micro dog.
 
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M&MsMom said:
@ComtesseRose - Thank you for the thread title - I feel honored, and to be in such company, too, with @graciemckitten !
It's like I got extra sunshine in my world today!
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I sense no Lana del Rey songs for you.

Just Grift Wood said:
I called him a weedy wanker not wonker in the last thread and it is micro dick pube head Phi Phi
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No swear words in the thread titles. So I changed it... (sorry).

FRK's most recent InstaStories. Showing us all how gross she is, and that she can plate a pretty dish, LOL.
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ComtesseRose said:
I sense no Lana del Rey songs for you.


No swear words in the thread titles. So I changed it... (sorry).

FRK's most recent InstaStories. Showing us all how gross she is, and that she can plate a pretty dish, LOL.

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Someone should tell her that she can use the whole space of the plate, not just the middle 2 inches. She doesn’t need to build the babel spire.
 
Lady Avonlea said:
ComtesseRose, thank you for the new thread.

I'd look like this too if I arrived at the shitoo after a long journey and they plunk a cooking pot of rice and a cooking pot of mystery shrimp tit curry slop down in the middle of the table. Doesn't that just make you feel welcome (not)! I'd be too embarrassed serve a meal like that. Where the hell are all of Snorty's Emaus & online auction serving dishes? Fanny is such a crap hostess!

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the very black died hair is not flattering
 
He'll probably wash Lancelot in the kitchen sink where the good porcelain gets washed. With that, plus mice running around; dog tit on the kitchen chaise longue; peacock poo on the stairs, (cleared up but not disinfected), and the unhygienic way food is prepared (remember Fanny and the pork rubbing, then not washing her hands before touching everything else), it's a wonder they have even one B & B guest! The fans who stay there need to go to Specsavers!
 
Clara Burnette in the live chat:
Clara BurnettHas Phil nailed a woman? Did Sabine nail all the males in the vicinity, did Stephanie nail Potts, did Dan nail down the roof of his Chateau??????

Clara BurnettDid Lancelot nail the mouse who featured on last night's vid? (It ran out under the fern in the dining room)
Clara BurnettDid Marie nail her Goth relatives into Chambre Rose?

Clara BurnettPhil looked happy to be with the Camp
Clara BurnettHope Marie shakes off her jailers

Clara BurnettThe Danish Pastry Sabime looks READY FOR ACTION...those clothes will be off her before you can say Gerry Grady

Clara BurnettSabu
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Clara BurnettLalande is my FAVE Soap opera
Clara BurnettMay it NEVER end
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Clara Burnettloving the video
 
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