The Chateau Diaries #274 Waddles with my weedy wonker - the story of the conwoman, Stephanie Jarvis.

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KyBourbon

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Saturday at 3:01 AM
Off topic…some fall pictures of my parents’ property. They have a lake.

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Wow, look at this comment on an old video that popped up. Visiting A Restored Fairytale French Castle - Chateau de Lalande Tour:
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@jumpinjohosafatz5724
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She is the perfect role model for young girls everywhere... if you want to live like a princess in a castle and you don't ever want to get a job and work to pay your bills, then have mommy and daddy pay for you to go to an elite university so you can meet a guy with money, then marry him, divorce him, keep the house and sell it. Then sleep around with guys that have money and then ask a couple ex boyfriends to help you pay for the cheapest castle you can find. When you move into your crumbling castle and you have no money left to pay for urgent repairs, and you still refuse to get a job to pay the bills, then have your mommy and daddy to move in with you and make them spend their retirement savings to pay for the repairs. Then when you have no money to pay for a cook, a gardener, a decorator or a cleaning lady, then have complete strangers stay for months and work for free... in exchange for free food and a place to sleep, like the African slaves that worked for free and were fed and given a place to sleep. And then when you need more money, have a gay friend create a vlog on YouTube for you and beg complete strangers for charity and send their hard earned dollars every month, to pay your bills. She gets over $41 thousand dollars, in FREE money, every month from complete strangers... that is over $500 thousand dollars a year, as well as a 75% tax deduction from the French government for the restoration costs. The idea that anyone would have the nerve to ask complete strangers to send them half a million dollars every year in charity, so they can swish around in a castle that they could never afford to own, (it is not a listed historical castle of any value, not a stunning castle of any architectural note, and not even a sentimental castle that has been in the family for hundreds of years) is BEYOND disgusting... especially when you consider there are so many children's hospitals and animal shelters desperate for money to save lives. So for all the little girls out there, all you have to do is use rich
men, use your parents, use complete strangers and then swish around in your castle, watching everyone else work for free, while you make videos pretending to be a princess.

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Thank you all for the love and thoughts, it is greatly appreciated ♥ My Taz is now running free ♥

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What a contrast- The Purnons released a video showcasing their incredible progress. While the Purnons have received some money from the French government in grants, they have managed to hire local craftsmen, get a new heating system, get their chimneys redone (Take note, Fanny- more than 4 flues!), got one wing re-roofed and re-rendered, and the tradesmen are working on the other wing. Meanwhile, Fanny has taken in millions of dollars from Patreon and YT AdSense for her much smaller non-historic farmhouse, and what does she have to show for it? A plethora of luxury holidays, a small dog, a bunch of designer dresses, a creepy boyfriend of questionable sexuality, "antiques", a half-dead English garden and some overpriced wallpaper on crumbling damp walls. No heat, no lake, and the back terrace is about to collapse- nothing of actual importance to make the building more structurally sound/water tight has been done. SMH. Fanny has no plan, other than to keep milking her Patreons for as long as she can. The company she keeps is no better- the majority are bottom feeders (no, Viv, no one wants to watch you hawk jewelry in your "QVC-like pop-up" in every vlogger's videos, and WTF is Andi there if she has her own house nearby!?!) Shitoo Diaries should be renamed "Fanny's Follies- fund my lifestyle!"

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Tuesday at 2:20 PM
I am very happy to announce that, since I last checked, Ms Jarvis has lost another two of her highest paying patrons.📉📉 🎉🎉

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Derail…. Just wanted to share some pictures of our car trip to Sweden this afternoon. We live 65km from the border with Sweden and around 100km from the nearest “big” Swedish town where there’s Sweden’s largest alpine and slalom ski stations and resorts (Åre). Mr Bird and I enjoy crossing the border for a meal and sometime doing shopping. Different restaurants and shops. Looks middle of nowhere but once we exit the E14 there are several villages around the area with shops, restaurants, hotels, train station, Tesla charging stations etc… I really love our car trips to Sweden. Winter is not yet here, the ski tracks we passed didn’t seem to be open yet, it was -5C but it was sunny and beautiful, not a lot of snow yet. Those mountains are called Snasahögarna and are quite high for Nordic pattern, something between 1.500 and 1.600 meters high if I remember well. Should have googled.
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Sunday at 11:14 AM
Patreon video: where Fanny disgustingly uses the recent death as an excuse for why the heating still isn't finished, controling and manipulative Snorts continuously interupts, freezing little Lancelot is used as a distraction, Fanny gives away that Lancelot was chosen due to the breed's 'royal' history, Fanny thanks "divine intervention" that made her hire a chapel restorer with the same handwriting as her father, the gruesome twosome purposely put the loose wires in full view to gain sympathy (aka "send more money!"), and Snorts and Fanny have delusions of grandeur re the chapel as they claim to be doing something bigger than them "for the future".

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Was that “Pip the mouse” from Michael Petheric’s book running around the farmhouse? Pip has gotten a hold of Snorty’s letter to Santa and here it is:
Dear Father Noel,
I almost have everything a gay man could want, a castle, a little dress up dog & pretty older woman who pays for everything & doesn’t mind when I kiss men in bathtubs. But if you could, pretty please bring me a cape (any autumnal color) some wigs with bangs, matching toe socks for my cutietsie wootsie wittle dog & a 13th century bronze bell for the chapel. I won’t even ask for a metal box to put ashes into, the plastic bad we keep using seems fine, I’m sure it will be fine. Oh & some cat food, the peasants, I mean Patrons keep squaking about how Ruby is starving. If that’s too much, I mean it’s barely anything compared to what I buy weekly at Emmaus but if you can’t find everything on my list, just skip the cat food, Ruby can do without.

Tootle Pip
P.S. could you give SJ some breath mints?
 
Congrads on new Thread .Patreon video: where Fanny disgustingly uses the recent death as an excuse for why the heating still isn't finished, controling and manipulative Snorts continuously interupts, freezing little Lancelot is used as a distraction, Fanny gives away that Lancelot was chosen due to the breed's 'royal' history, Fanny thanks "divine intervention" that made her hire a chapel restorer with the same handwriting as her father, the gruesome twosome purposely put the loose wires in full view to gain sympathy (aka "send more money!"), and Snorts and Fanny have delusions of grandeur re the chapel as they claim to be doing something bigger than them "for the future".

could the woman be anymore de lu lu? divine intervention indeed from someone who isnt religious and both of them disrespects any religious cultures and beliefs in most countries they visit. Oh those awful angle shots of snorty snorts. Really has the Gaul to ebeg after all that sound bits of the breeds royal history clearly reading here after one members full explanation of dog pedigree and how papers work.
 
She did not even know there was a British shop in Guéret :LOL::LOL: 48 km between Lielande and Gueret.....
She has been living at the dump for how many years???? 20 years... Apparently not enough.
She might soon go there for content...... but do they sell F&M stuff?????

32 sausages for how many people?
SJ and her Dutch love rat
Tartiflette and Tonton
the 2 Puffgs
Sabina
Pavlina
Marie
Marie's sister
Marie's mother
11 in total or more?
It is a lot of sausages for 11 guests!!!!!!!

Maybe Perma smile could give Marie's sister some tips. Or is the girl very shy, sad, introvert and she feels very uncomfortale in a place full of love, life and laughter :rolleyes:;):whistle:😒

"A twig has been holding the vault for all these years" :rolleyes:o_O She should have known it for almost 20 years. I bet she knew. It is visible.
And did'nt she say a while ago that they had the chapel reroofed soon after they moved to Lalande? Soooo important for 🦇 and grand mother...
On the picture we can see that, from above, there is nothing hidding the vault. Therefore, when the roof was reroofed the artisan could not miss the twig and the metal mesh. Does it make sense?
 

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I for one hope that Marie and her family have a very pleasant, healthy, and enriching time together. I don't see them as comfortable and willing participants in the shitshow. They are there for her and that counts a lot. They also can finally see for themselves a place that has meaning for Marie, where she spends a great deal of time, and where she feels grounded. Marie is letting them into her world and permitting them to see a side of her (in person, not virtually) that they really don't know. Hopefully, Marie and her family will grow from this experience, and eventually Marie may build the confidence to strike out on her own.
 
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She did not even know there was a British shop in Guéret :LOL::LOL: 48 km between Lielande and Gueret.....
She has been living at the dump for how many years???? 20 years... Apparently not enough.
She might soon go there for content...... but do they sell F&M stuff?????

32 sausages for how many people?
SJ and her Dutch love rat
Tartiflette and Tonton
the 2 Puffgs
Sabina
Pavlina
Marie
Marie's sister
Marie's mother
11 in total or more?
It is a lot of sausages for 11 guests!!!!!!!

Maybe Perma smile could give Marie's sister some tips. Or is the girl very shy, sad, introvert and she feels very uncomfortale in a place full of love, life and laughter :rolleyes:;):whistle:😒

"A twig has been holding the vault for all these years" :rolleyes:o_O She should have known it for almost 20 years. I bet she knew. It is visible.
And did'nt she say a while ago that they had the chapel reroofed soon after they moved to Lalande? Soooo important for 🦇 and grand mother...
On the picture we can see that, from above, there is nothing hidding the vault. Therefore, when the roof was reroofed the artisan could not miss the twig and the metal mesh. Does it make sense?

I bet some of them can easily handle 2 sausages, if not even 3.
 
She did not even know there was a British shop in Guéret :LOL::LOL: 48 km between Lielande and Gueret.....
She has been living at the dump for how many years???? 20 years... Apparently not enough.
She might soon go there for content...... but do they sell F&M stuff?????

32 sausages for how many people?
SJ and her Dutch love rat
Tartiflette and Tonton
the 2 Puffgs
Sabina
Pavlina
Marie
Marie's sister
Marie's mother
11 in total or more?
It is a lot of sausages for 11 guests!!!!!!!

Maybe Perma smile could give Marie's sister some tips. Or is the girl very shy, sad, introvert and she feels very uncomfortale in a place full of love, life and laughter :rolleyes:;):whistle:😒

"A twig has been holding the vault for all these years" :rolleyes:o_O She should have known it for almost 20 years. I bet she knew. It is visible.
And did'nt she say a while ago that they had the chapel reroofed soon after they moved to Lalande? Soooo important for 🦇 and grand mother...
On the picture we can see that, from above, there is nothing hidding the vault. Therefore, when the roof was reroofed the artisan could not miss the twig and the metal mesh. Does it make sense?

Well, how would the poor little Princess know there was a British shop. She doesn't do any shopping other than for herself online. Being a British shop, the stuff in there will be overpriced for what it is and we know she'd never cough up for it when you can get a minion to do it for you.

Those sausages would have been utterly tasteless to anyone use to eating the French ones.

All these people brown nosing, day in day out, it's nauseating. She must need constant affirmation of just how saintly and loving she is on the daily. I wonder if she goes into a mega strop if she's not center of attention.

To me the Chapel is a sheer folly and not even worth a mention as it should be way way down on the list of priorities. FFS the main dwelling has serious structural problems all over and that and only that should be the main focus at this moment.

Had she not pulled the plug on the lake in the first place the Chapel wouldn't be in the state of collapse it is now.

She's no excuse for saying she didn't understand the 'water police', she's a French speaker with a native speaking French Mother. It's all bollocks.

Viv, is Chateau Love on Tour at the moment selling her brocante finds at a ridiculous overblown prices. I use to lie watching her but not anymore. it's just cringe.

Start the countdown for Marie's flipout, having the rellies there is stressing her out already. How is she ever going to 'find' herself.

What a load of social misfits they all are.
 
What’s a “weedy wonker”? 😝
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You can bet that’s not the only knob he went to town to get!

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Two words: HIS NAILS

Blech! Guess he's growing them out for the upcoming holidays. They'll be painted soon, maybe with little snowmen on them or something. Eeewww...he is so gross.

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I don’t know how long ago Fanny and Snorts visited the Fish and chip Cafe but there were pelargoniums still in flower outside…

Snorts finger nails are gross.

Fanny and Snorts went to which shop in Scotland to buy Snorts coat and booties, Fanny’s shawl and the endless heap of new scarves that Snorts is sporting?
Was it House of Bruar?
That little dog may have been half price but Fanny spent a fortune kitting Snorts out with what she thinks is country gentleman outfit.
No gentleman I have seen has a dog like that, walks like that or has such poor taste in his own clothes, or a china fetish.

How long has this plastic sheeting been in the back hall? Why cannot it not be removed? Is Potts flat or apartment as Fanny now calls it a bomb site. How many rooms are safe and habitable at the dump. Zero.

The winter salon probably can no longer have an open fire as it was being prepared for the log burner which’s is still sitting in the big room.
Why did Snorts feel he had to translate what a boulle espalier was- KNOB.
That knob had been there a couple of weeks at/least , I cannot find my screen shot but I took one.

Fanny has her nails painted at the beginning of the vlog ,so this is also from a ‘not so recent time’.
I wish there was an easy/way/of tracking the date she actually films. We know she does not focus on the arrivals so as to disguise her timelines of travel. I recall Thursdays used to be filming day , perhaps it remains so?
 

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Thank you for posting this perfect picture of something I wanted to mention.

Two words: HIS NAILS

Blech! Guess he's growing them out for the upcoming holidays. They'll be painted soon, maybe with little snowmen on them or something. Eeewww...he is so gross.

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Gross is not strong enough a word.

I can smell his filthy stench from here. And, I want to shove that ugly newel post ornament right up his nose.

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@LittleMore Cottage I’m so glad you caught this early, it can make such a difference. Lots of prayers and positive energy coming your way. The day I got my Lupus diagnosis the first day was shellshocked. My Edinburgh based cousins sent a playlist of Thomas Benjamin Wild, esq. Some of our UK tattlers might be familiar with him. The top three I’ll append here in the order I listened to them. I had them on repeat for several days. It just about drove my coworkers spare after the first hour.





 
Congratulations @graciemckitten & @M&MsMom for naming the thread. I merged two thread title nominations into one-ish. Thanks for all who nominated.

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KyBourbon

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Saturday at 3:01 AM
Off topic…some fall pictures of my parents’ property. They have a lake.

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graciemckitten
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Yesterday at 12:33 AM
Wow, look at this comment on an old video that popped up. Visiting A Restored Fairytale French Castle - Chateau de Lalande Tour:
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@jumpinjohosafatz5724
1 year ago
She is the perfect role model for young girls everywhere... if you want to live like a princess in a castle and you don't ever want to get a job and work to pay your bills, then have mommy and daddy pay for you to go to an elite university so you can meet a guy with money, then marry him, divorce him, keep the house and sell it. Then sleep around with guys that have money and then ask a couple ex boyfriends to help you pay for the cheapest castle you can find. When you move into your crumbling castle and you have no money left to pay for urgent repairs, and you still refuse to get a job to pay the bills, then have your mommy and daddy to move in with you and make them spend their retirement savings to pay for the repairs. Then when you have no money to pay for a cook, a gardener, a decorator or a cleaning lady, then have complete strangers stay for months and work for free... in exchange for free food and a place to sleep, like the African slaves that worked for free and were fed and given a place to sleep. And then when you need more money, have a gay friend create a vlog on YouTube for you and beg complete strangers for charity and send their hard earned dollars every month, to pay your bills. She gets over $41 thousand dollars, in FREE money, every month from complete strangers... that is over $500 thousand dollars a year, as well as a 75% tax deduction from the French government for the restoration costs. The idea that anyone would have the nerve to ask complete strangers to send them half a million dollars every year in charity, so they can swish around in a castle that they could never afford to own, (it is not a listed historical castle of any value, not a stunning castle of any architectural note, and not even a sentimental castle that has been in the family for hundreds of years) is BEYOND disgusting... especially when you consider there are so many children's hospitals and animal shelters desperate for money to save lives. So for all the little girls out there, all you have to do is use rich
men, use your parents, use complete strangers and then swish around in your castle, watching everyone else work for free, while you make videos pretending to be a princess.

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Fromthenorth

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Friday at 6:52 PM
Thank you all for the love and thoughts, it is greatly appreciated ♥ My Taz is now running free ♥

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T Rex

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Yesterday at 3:02 AM
What a contrast- The Purnons released a video showcasing their incredible progress. While the Purnons have received some money from the French government in grants, they have managed to hire local craftsmen, get a new heating system, get their chimneys redone (Take note, Fanny- more than 4 flues!), got one wing re-roofed and re-rendered, and the tradesmen are working on the other wing. Meanwhile, Fanny has taken in millions of dollars from Patreon and YT AdSense for her much smaller non-historic farmhouse, and what does she have to show for it? A plethora of luxury holidays, a small dog, a bunch of designer dresses, a creepy boyfriend of questionable sexuality, "antiques", a half-dead English garden and some overpriced wallpaper on crumbling damp walls. No heat, no lake, and the back terrace is about to collapse- nothing of actual importance to make the building more structurally sound/water tight has been done. SMH. Fanny has no plan, other than to keep milking her Patreons for as long as she can. The company she keeps is no better- the majority are bottom feeders (no, Viv, no one wants to watch you hawk jewelry in your "QVC-like pop-up" in every vlogger's videos, and WTF is Andi there if she has her own house nearby!?!) Shitoo Diaries should be renamed "Fanny's Follies- fund my lifestyle!"

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CocktailGirl

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Tuesday at 2:20 PM
I am very happy to announce that, since I last checked, Ms Jarvis has lost another two of her highest paying patrons.📉📉 🎉🎉

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Thebirdandthefrog

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Sunday at 7:04 PM
Derail…. Just wanted to share some pictures of our car trip to Sweden this afternoon. We live 65km from the border with Sweden and around 100km from the nearest “big” Swedish town where there’s Sweden’s largest alpine and slalom ski stations and resorts (Åre). Mr Bird and I enjoy crossing the border for a meal and sometime doing shopping. Different restaurants and shops. Looks middle of nowhere but once we exit the E14 there are several villages around the area with shops, restaurants, hotels, train station, Tesla charging stations etc… I really love our car trips to Sweden. Winter is not yet here, the ski tracks we passed didn’t seem to be open yet, it was -5C but it was sunny and beautiful, not a lot of snow yet. Those mountains are called Snasahögarna and are quite high for Nordic pattern, something between 1.500 and 1.600 meters high if I remember well. Should have googled.
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tuffiti

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Sunday at 11:14 AM
Patreon video: where Fanny disgustingly uses the recent death as an excuse for why the heating still isn't finished, controling and manipulative Snorts continuously interupts, freezing little Lancelot is used as a distraction, Fanny gives away that Lancelot was chosen due to the breed's 'royal' history, Fanny thanks "divine intervention" that made her hire a chapel restorer with the same handwriting as her father, the gruesome twosome purposely put the loose wires in full view to gain sympathy (aka "send more money!"), and Snorts and Fanny have delusions of grandeur re the chapel as they claim to be doing something bigger than them "for the future".
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Have a biscuit search engine bots: Stephanie Jarvis of The Chateau Diaries is a scammer.

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As always thanks @tuffiti for your dedicated work of sharing the Patreon vlogs.

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@ComtesseRose - Thank you for the thread title - I feel honored, and to be in such company, too, with @graciemckitten !
It's like I got extra sunshine in my world today!
 
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