The Chateau Diaries #271 Fanny has finally figured out how to stop the "hate" site, by boring us to death

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Was this another cunning way for Fanny to keep her mother away from the Dump? Remember how the old 🦇 hated Diesel? How is she going to feel about Prancy Lancy? No doubt Percy will keep her occupied for the winter, but come the Spring she may have wanted to come back for a visit. I would love to see those two ratters together. Who would come out on top: the 🦇 or the 🐕?
 
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graciemckitten said:
Fanny wants a silent dog that will rarely bark so it will not disturb her or other hotel guests. She knows this dog and Khillip are not permanent fixtures at the Dump.Animals are a disposable commodity to the cold black hearted Shittelaine. I don’t think Pottie is too keen on dogs either.
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I have an immediate distrust of anyone who says they don't like dogs...I can understand if they have had a bad experience or are allergic but whether you are a dog or a cat lover most people have an affinity with them.
 
I am adding my voice to the choir of dissent about the idiots getting a dog. I am unable to say anymore that hasn't been said already but that poor dog.

Dan - since he hasn't posted, wondered if he was called to the dump to help.

The way she posted about it was, and is, horrible.

Sadly, I think it was someone with the heating install. I really hope it wasn't Nic's employee. But who knows who she considers family or friends.

Flueries - if you are reading this, may I suggest you do a 30 minute video for next week. You said you have been very busy, etc. Show us the proof.
 
Pekey said:
I feel so sorry for you ..... I would hate to be allergic to my dog plus...... I am the one that grooms him everyday!
Thank goodness your Cavvies do not affect you but it must be hard not being able to pat your Pointer. :cry:
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I play games with him all the time to make up for it. I give him a pat and rub a couple times a day and I just have to wash my hands. My palms don’t react as much as skin other places. The top of my hand is way worse than my palm. We do air kisses for treats (his choice ironically - but he gets me full on from time to time) when that happens I have to go wash within a couple minutes or it really swells up. It takes about an hour to go down and burns for a while. He’s so handsome. He is a lemon point with golden eyes.

We had a black and white English Pointer that was a rescue before him and he only slightly affected me when he was due a bath. He had a black nose. I used to whisper in his ear that he was a good boy over and over because it made him melt when we first brought him home. He was so scared at first. He’d walk up to me and put his ear on my mouth so I would do it. He ended up being the happiest dog you’d ever want to see! We had him ten years. I wish I could do that to our Bubba.

I am so grateful I can bury my face in my cavaliers silky coat and nothing happens! I have the uncontrollable need to do that at least 100 times a day!
 
Freesia54 said:
I have an immediate distrust of anyone who says they don't like dogs...I can understand if they have had a bad experience or are allergic but whether you are a dog or a cat lover most people have an affinity with them.
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I have been watching catch-up episodes on C4 in the UK of a programme called: The Dog House. There was also a series filmed in Australia. Highly scripted and contrived, no doubt, but it matches up rescue centre dogs with possible new owners. The human participants may or may not be acting a part, or playing up for the cameras, but the dogs can't lie and their reaction to some of the clearly disinterested people is eye-opening for me. The dogs instinctively know the goodies from the baddies. I love it. I want to adopt them all ❤🐶🐕🌭🐩❤
 
JackSpratt said:
I can hear it now - "we are so upset that we have had to make the difficult decision of letting Lancelot go. Philip and I have come to the realisation that the Chateau, with all of the works to be done here, is not condusive with having such a small dog around. So it is with a heavy heart that i have to tell you he will now be going to live with Philip's parents. Philip of course will be making regular trips to see him and I have said he can go when he likes for however long he needs to stay there." She will then give herself a pat on the back and say it is well deserving of a good cup of Fortnum and Mason tea with biscuits the fact she has been so thoughful and considerate.

Tis but a dream this will happen and that we don't find out he's attacked the chickens, Ruby or that he's run out of the door and can't be found or that he gets run over by either themselves, guests or workmen.

A dog that doesn't bark? They'll never friggin find it if it goes AWOL and gets trapped. It just made my heart sink when I watched that last night as you know she hates the very thought of it being there, she barely tolerates Molly and conveniently forgets Ruby is even there.

Evil witch.
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My puppy 10 months old now does not bark. My other two bark at everything, not a peep out of her. She doesnt whine or cry. I could not find her one day, she had nosed the bathroom door open, went in and it closed. I was calling her and searched the cottage (which is small) finally looked in the bathroom. Ugh that little puppy will get lost for sure. Wonder if the will crate train him, or have a playpen outside . Better watch the hawks dont make off with him
 
Ferris Wheel said:
I am adding my voice to the choir of dissent about the idiots getting a dog. I am unable to say anymore that hasn't been said already but that poor dog.

Dan - since he hasn't posted, wondered if he was called to the dump to help.

The way she posted about it was, and is, horrible.

Sadly, I think it was someone with the heating install. I really hope it wasn't Nic's employee. But who knows who she considers family or friends.

Flueries - if you are reading this, may I suggest you do a 30 minute video for next week. You said you have been very busy, etc. Show us the proof.
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Don't worry about DTM, he's just sulking. He thought getting puppies would give him one up on Fanny, but now she has called his bluff and the battle of the puppy click-bait and the vlog cuteness factor begins. :ROFLMAO:
 
ploppityplop2 said:
A dog is for life not just for vlogs 🤬
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YES! I had a crazy as hell dog! German Short Haired Pointer. She was NUTS! She broke my front two teeth, gave three black eyes, more bruises than I could count, did not understand NO or Come Here until she was twelve. She got loose three times and made me run blocks to catch her. She had a urinary deformity the vet didn’t find for three years and she peed in her crate every day (I cleaned it up every day) until it was fixed. I also became very allergic to her (red nose!) the last few years of her life. Her last year and a half she lost full use of her legs. She couldn’t do stairs. I carried her outside (she weighed 50 lbs) (I only weigh 125) multiple times a day to go potty. She had accidents all the time the last bit and I bathed her and cleaned her blankets nearly every day. My husband could not bear to put her down, but he wasn’t taking care of her (he has two broken ankles full of rods and pins) and didn’t see all her difficulty. I had to put my foot down because she started losing a lot of weight. She made it to fourteen. That dog drove me crazy. She was sweet, but a total doofus. She probably found a way to cause me physical pain nearly every day (she liked to take off running from the top of my bare foot) or whack me in the face with her head.

But that dog became mine the day she came home and she was my responsibility until the day she died. There’s no other way. You have to train it, see to it’s health, keep it safe, make sure they are never lost, nurse them in their old age, and help them die when it is their time. All of it. Even if you chose wrong. Even if you couldn’t train. Even if your partner drops the ball.

These two idiots can’t even keep a plant alive without help.
 
Jeeves said:
We love dogs, although my personal preference is for larger breeds and our dogs have always lived long, healthy lives. (Our Irish Setter lived to be 17 years old.). I wouldn't however be happy as a B and B guest to have dinner with a dog underfoot or to be fed at the table, as I am sure Prancelot will be fondled at. the table by Phiphi.
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PRANCELOT!! Paaaarfect! Love it!
 
Patriciarella said:
Dear Ms. No gooder,
•Ruby is the ONLY male in the house currently.
•Ruby shouldn’t have to ask for food! You shouldn’t starve a cat & then wonder why it meows.
• Ruby is allergic to being touched by pompous people with no jobs
• Ruby doesn’t like the back hall because it reminds him of Diesel. So the blind dog walked on wet cement, sounds like an unsafe work zone. Is that why someone got hurt Thursday? Is OUR castle still unsafe?
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Thank you for standing up for Ruby against Tokyo Rose. Honestly, I should give all these people contemporary real names. Caroline Gooder = Sarah Huckabee Sanders/Suella Braverman. Cock-eyed embezzler and ferret-faced racist body slaves to authoritarian white people. Get a job, fascist.
I seem to have lost my temper. Ruh roh.
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MagpieSassyPants said:
PRANCELOT!! Paaaarfect! Love it!
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Can we not make fun of the innocent animal?
 
billybudd said:
Thank you for standing up for Ruby against Tokyo Rose. Honestly, I should give all these people contemporary real names. Caroline Gooder = Sarah Huckabee Sanders/Suella Braverman. Cock-eyed embezzler and ferret-faced racist body slaves to authoritarian white people. Get a job, fascist.
I seem to have lost my temper. Ruh roh.
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Can we not make fun of the innocent animal?
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I wasn't making fun, promise. Honestly I think it is a sweet nickname, and I bet that pupper does prance when he is happy, my Stella does when she is proud of herself and has managed to take down and get a stick, it is adorable.
 
Tartuffe said:
Cue the grannies' transatlantic gift packages of doggie treats and handmade doggie costumes. Stephanie dropped the non-too-subtle hint with the Marie-cam footage reminding everyone of the HMN's mailing address:

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My late sainted terrierist was a queen of the dog park, which required, among other things, that she show up on Halloween in a costume. Anybody who has tried to encase a pissy little dog in a lovingly handknit fisherman's sweater or smart raincoat or sassy t shirt or boots so salted city sidewalks won't abrade their feet, will comprehend that no power on earth is allowed to come between a feist and the rain, the snow, the enemy fire, the dead herring.
So we had to invent costumes she couldn't actually feel.
She did allow a modicum of elastic around her 12" waist, which meant she could wear a yellow lace tutu, backfin only as anal fin would have caused a ratter rip fest. And not much more, as Elizabeth Taylor's fifth or sixth wedding dress, remember, to the hunky handyman? (Macduff had congenital eyeliner even better than Taylor's.) Another time she went as a much slashed dead body, criss crossed lavishly from neck to hips in 1/4 inch dark red satin ribbon. Another time as a rapper, with a 3" wig of short beaded braids. She tolerated the elastic under her chin for 8 whole minutes.
In a word, good luck with that, Snorty. If Lancelot is the Viet Cong guerrilla we expect he is, he will rive and cleave every kimono you put on him. Next up, Fanny's sister wife dresses. And yo mama's pants.
 
Pekey said:
I have just watched the latest CD about stupid getting a dog .

OMG.......surely the dog breeder told them to not let that dog go outside!!!
Puppies hopefully have their first parvo injection when you buy them and when your puppy has its second injection at around 10 weeks or older then you can walk them outside !
I hope Lancy does not pick up parvo . Terrible disease . He walked outside in Paris - dog central .
The amount of food they feed that puppy on the first night was too much.
When you see Stupid walk the dog out of the kitchen in LaLaLande - notice the little dog had his tail between his legs - that is not a happy secure sign.
I feel so sorry for the dog.
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Don't know how Pheeph will be taking him to the vet. As we all know, Fanny wouldn't take the severely injured Ruby to the vet and nor get him neutered to stay out of the fights which were injuring him. Doubtful a vet has ever seen the sheep, the inadequate mite-ridden housing for the chickens, the possibly incestuous peafowl.
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Lady Pinkadella said:
He didn't seem particularly happy to me either. If my long-awaited wish finally came true, I would obviously be happy. But I didn't see that. When he arrived in Lalande, he strutted around with the puppy as if he had achieved something great. But I didn't see anyone who was overjoyed about the new family member. Maybe the dog thing was typical toddler behavior - begging and annoying to get something and the moment you reach your goal it's no longer interesting.

Furthermore, this will not be a gift without something in return. He knows Stephanie too well for that. The day will come when she presents him the bill for this gift. This knowledge outweighs the joy of the puppy.
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Perhaps the Lalanders were all putting on record their refusal to care for or babysit the dog. I'd've done the same, in the circumstances. Poor boy.
 
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Jeeves said:
Sir Prancelot and his dozy Prat! I am sure the dog has far more intelligence and will take charge of its drippy owner. What kind of owner gives a name like Lancelot to a dog? Snorts really is a pretentious prat.
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True ! True! I think the prince of Balmoral gave him that name because he’s such a wanna be!
I just really feel sorry for the delicate little doggie , and I’m dreading some thing is going to happen to him… Because it is coming.
 
I am allergic to one of my four dogs, I call them the mutt pack. I’ve never had an issue with dogs my entire life, except with my Miniature Pincher, Buddy. Just a couple minutes after holding or petting him, visible itchy red blotches will appear. Fortunately, just taking a Claritin daily will take care of it.

Two days ago, there was a poo-pocalypse here at the Southernmost Chateau. Ralphie got “the poops” in his crate. In the blink of an eye, he and he & his crate mate, Choncho, excitedly traipsed it throughout the main living areas of the house before finally getting to the back door and going outside. I had to follow their paths and clean it up, then mop, then scrub the crate, then wash all 4 dogs. Not what I was expecting when I got home at 9:00pm. It was the worst #2 dog situation I’ve ever been involved with.

If this would have happened at Lalande, it would still be on their already disgusting floors. They’d just walk on it and grind it in a little more everyday, until it blends in with the rest of their filth and stank.

I wish a never ending poo-pocalypse on Stephanie and Philip. May their cups runneth over.💩🤮💩
 
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