The Chateau Diaries #269 At last Stephanie spoke the truth and admitted it herself to be an imposter.

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UvulaDonor said:
My mother is similar - or if she can't be bothered, she says nothing at all - you can see their perplexed little faces. I'm more of a pleaser and just say 'fine' to get it out of the way.
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It’s rare for me not to respond. On those occasions baby brother would glance at my facial expression, look to my interrogator, turn back to me and say “Uh oh, you’re going to Hell for what you’re thinking!” I apparently have this manner of raising my right eyebrow while twisting my mouth that speaks volumes. Quite nastily at that.
 
Fanny says her favourite thing is planning the decoration of a room🙄😂. Planning ? What on earth has happened , why start this process now?
Using todays sponsor she is creating a mood board. Thankfully Snorts can draw albeit like a five year old in birdseye view format and not to scale either.
Note that Mikado wallpaper Fanny likes, how much a roll for a staff bedroom?
Then Snorts is trying to contribute with talk of colours and pattern, Fanny disagrees with him.
Fanny adds a written comment on the mood board about colours that make no sense to me.
Just why are they decorating yet more rooms when SO many are already partly started/ finished.More to the point will we ever see these rooms again?
 

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Pyke said:
Billster what a task


£25,000 GO Fund Me FOR the Cathedral towards a new organ, NOT Billy or Convent, take note Fanny
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This vlog about the cathedral organ makes Stephanie chapel efforts look absolutely pitiful.
The big difference between Billy and Stephanie is that Billy thinks of others whereas Fanny only thinks of herself and what she can get out of any given situation. With her, it's always about 'me'.
 
MagpieSassyPants said:
Y'all, Cam debuted The Girls of Great Britain and Ireland Tiara tonight, and the South African Diamonds, which QEII referred to as "her best diamonds." I'm headed off to the fainting couch, someone waft a snifter of brandy under my nose in hopes of reviving me.

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Never have the wages of sin been so unbecoming.
I hate it when she does this.
To be fair, I also hate it when she wears her own absolutely ghastly Mrs. Keppel jewelry or her ill-gotten Saudi emerald, sapphire and ruby necklaces too.
 
ComtesseRose said:
Lest we forget the truth.
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She is either eyeing you for that comment, or Phyllis has just returned with more crap from the local Emmaüs...
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Take a close look at the eye area and brows of F4:5_Flues in the 2 photos above. Compare her eyes and brows to Isabelle in the first photo when she is standing next to Isabelle, They have similar brows, eye lids, etc, Doesn’t it show the before and after results an upper and lower blepharoplasty and forehead life? Her brow is higher and pulled higher at the outer corners. That is why she looks like her eyebrows are in the middle of her forehead.

Compare to some of these photos from a plastic surgeon

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The cost of the three procedures performed at the same time can run around an average of €15,000, There would be a 14 day recovery time after the procedures, easily covered up by the time traveling Shittelaine on a 2 week trip to London during her self imposed 180 day year exile from France to maintain her U.K citizenship, She now has a high hooked arch ar the end of her eyebrows.

What do you think?

What other work has she had done on her face? Do you think she brought the plastic surgeon a photo of Gerry and told him,
“This is my end goal.”

She has loads of fillers in her lips, cheeks, loads of Botox.
 
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Luna20 said:
Oh miss Jarvis decided that the best defense is attack!

She used Pavlina's room to give a taste what's coming. She could have used the attic room to do the advertisement. But the attic room is old news.

The meeting with the gardeners. That was so tit and short with snorts not being able to shut his snout. That was fake as duck. It's what we like to call, this could have been an email.
Hey fanny, what would you like to remove from the garden next year?
Potatos.

We need a permanent and larger chicken coop.
Ok.

This was a flog to please the viewers.
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Why the hell does she think removing the humble but universally loved potato from the list of veggies she grows is a good idea? It's recommended as the first vegetable one should plant in a vegetable patch. The first veggie I ever planted in our walled garden here in NIreland was potatoes. And not just 'cause it's "Ireland" (and tradition) but because they are so versatile and easy to grow. Fanny cutting down on carbs or what? Idiot!
 
Imperious Me said:
The unmitigated gall to sit in her house coat and take that money after what she just spent on a trip, never mind all the others she's been on, and clothes shopping for all of them.... and act incredulous at the amount and how much it's needed for the chapel.... disgusting witch.
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2023 has been an intense year of very excessive, wasteful, self indulgent clothes shopping for Stephanemememe. She is letting Snorts now primarily scour the auctions for furniture and antique shopping for the dump so she can’t blame him for any excesses in this area. Blaming Snorts for all the purchases does “a look over there at Phillip buying crap for the Dump, don’t look at me spending tens and tens of thousands of dollars upon myself, Stephanmememe since January, on dozens and dozens of gowns/dresses/stilettos/coats/scarves/jewelry/ purses/ totes. Add in thousands of dollars for expensive facial treatments that do not work, fillers, Invisalign, and Botox. “ She then has the gall to complain to viewers that she simply cannot afford to pay all of her staff. Stephanfraudie is disgusting.

In the majority of episodes of CD, travels with my crappy, nasty friend, and several grift grab videos, Fanny is wearing a new dress, new, stilettos, new score, new jewelry, etc. We should add up how many new dresses and outfits we have spotted since January of this past year. I would not be surprised to determine she will have spent at least $20,000 plus just on dresses in the year 2023 while Snorts has a few ill fitting pairs of his mother’s trousers which are skin tight and far too graphic for the average cd viewer and also reveals nothing going on downstairs right now about.
 
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Iolair said:
She's an actress. CD is the only part she can get.
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Pyke said:
Billster what a task


£25,000 GO Fund Me FOR the Cathedral towards a new organ, NOT Billy or Convent, take note Fanny
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Billster is currently Out-Chapeling Fanny MyChapelIsFallingDown. Raising funds for a real church too!
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MRShavershamsdress said:
With the “have a nice day” culture, tone of voice is important to knowing the genuine meaning behind the phrase. My gran could make it sound syrupy sweet but unmistakably a duck you. Mom was more deadpan but could cause exsanguination with her “bless your heart”. I stand out in my family in that if asked socially how I am doing, I will tell them honestly. Most in our culture would just respond with “fine” or “doing well”. My attitude is you asked, so I’ll tell. If you didn’t want to know, you shouldn’t ask!

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I live in a City that has been voted the most polite is the US, I think almost every year for the last thirty years. I grew up in the Midwest but my mother is from here. I LOVE IT! Everyone is so nice and it makes you feel good, so you are also nice to everyone, and on and on, and when we say have a nice day we bleeping mean it! Some of my go to goodbyes:

1. Have a lovely rest of your day! Take Care!

2. Have a wonderful evening! Be safe!

3. It was lovely to see you! Safe travels!

4. If you don’t know someone that well, Alrighty then!

5. Bye baby, be good. Man woman or child, doesn’t matter.

6. Thank you much! All right then! See you soon! Bye bye!

And these are just people you see at the store, or the tire shop, or at work. The one I love the most, perfect stranger - Hey Baby! How you doin today! Man women or child doesn’t matter. It makes everyday a little bit nicer. It feels good to brighten someone’s day as well. I absolutely love it. I therefore understand Viv for this reason. I know some of you don’t like it, but I live somewhere where that’s the way it is and it is mostly sincere. And it’s nice.
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graciemckitten said:
2023 has been an intense year of very excessive, wasteful, self indulgent clothes shopping for Stephanemememe. She is letting Snorts now primarily scour the auctions for furniture and antique shopping for the dump so she can’t blame him for any excesses in this area. Blaming Snorts for all the purchases does “a look over there at Phillip buying crap for the Dump, don’t look at me spending tens and tens of thousands of dollars upon myself, Stephanmememe since January, on dozens and dozens of gowns/dresses/stilettos/coats/scarves/jewelry/ purses/ totes. Add in thousands of dollars for expensive facial treatments that do not work, fillers, Invisalign, and Botox. “ She then has the gall to complain to viewers that she simply cannot afford to pay all of her staff. Stephanfraudie is disgusting.

In the majority of episodes of CD, travels with my crappy, nasty friend, and several grift grab videos, Fanny is wearing a new dress, new, stilettos, new score, new jewelry, etc. We should add up how many new dresses and outfits we have spotted since January of this past year. I would not be surprised to determine she will have spent at least $20,000 plus just on dresses in the year 2023 while Snorts has a few ill fitting pairs of his mother’s trousers which are skin tight and far too graphic for the average cd viewer and also reveals nothing going on downstairs right now about.
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Yeah, exactly, if they are “together” why isn’t she buying him clothes?
 
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graciemckitten said:
She now has a high hooked arch ar the end of her eyebrows.

What do you think?
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Gracie........ those hooked arch eyebrows now matches her hook nose !
If it was me..... I would not do the eyes and tell the plastic surgeon to do "something" with the witchy nose!!! 👃
Fanny can thank Mummy 🦇 for that shocker of a nose! :whistle:
Now, I do love a big nose and they can be very elegant on the right person - think Jacqueline de Ribes .
 
Why be scared about handing over 200k for the chapel, pathetic bint, it's not even your money. What other hold ups wil there end up being. So, Pav's room echos calm and tranquility, nice, just what you need after a day in that place. She's going to fill it up with toile, another chaotic room if expert decorator Snorts has his way. Why, why why when the rest of the bloody place has structural problems, get those done first FFS!

Oh someone please for gods sake punch that Hairball in the mouth, it's all we, we, we. He's an expert on fountains now. A guest buys a lovely heather for the garden, he wants to put it in the chache pot. They all tell him it'll last longer in the garden, his reply well it's only 7 euros, ungrateful tit.

It's all about him.

Good morning.
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The song Right Said Fred by Bernard Cribbins (UK Tattlers will know him), the lyrics could be easily applied to the shitoo.

"Right," said Fred, "Both of us together
One each end and steady as we go."
Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea and

"Right," said Fred, "Give a shout for Charlie."
Up comes Charlie from the floor below
After strainin', heavin' and complainin'
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea

And Charlie had a think, and he thought we ought to take off all the handles
And the things wot held the candles
But it did no good, well I never thought it would

"All right," said Fred, "Have to take the feet off
To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo"
Took its feet off, even took the seat off
Should have got us somewhere but no!
So Fred said, "Let's have another cuppa tea"
And we said, "right-o."

"Alright," said Fred, "Have to take the door off
Need more space to shift the so-and-so."
Had bad twinges taking off the hinges
And it got us nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea and

"Right," said Fred, "Have to take the wall down
That there wall is gonna have to go."
Took the wall down, even with it all down
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea

And Charlie had a think, and he said, "Look, Fred
I've got a sort of feelin'
If we remove the ceiling
With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through."

"All right," said Fred, climbing up a ladder
With his crowbar gave a mighty blow
Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome
So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea
And then we went home

I said to Charlie, "We'll just have to leave it
Standing on the landing, that's all
You see the trouble with Fred is, he's too hasty
You'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty."
 
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Lochness Monster said:
Fanny says her favourite thing is planning the decoration of a room🙄😂. Planning ? What on earth has happened , why start this process now?
Using todays sponsor she is creating a mood board. Thankfully Snorts can draw albeit like a five year old in birdseye view format and not to scale either.
Note that Mikado wallpaper Fanny likes, how much a roll for a staff bedroom?
Then Snorts is trying to contribute with talk of colours and pattern, Fanny disagrees with him.
Fanny adds a written comment on the mood board about colours that make no sense to me.
Just why are they decorating yet more rooms when SO many are already partly started/ finished.More to the point will we ever see these rooms again?
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The pink bathroom, her pretend office, the bluebell bathroom...... on and on we go. His drawing (I use the term loosely) of a floor plan looked like a toddlers. She talks about two fabrics she already has and says this app allows them to see if they work together ha ha, what a twit you already have the fabrics, just hold them together. The answer is NO, the two fabrics DO NOT LOOK GOOD TOGETHER TONALLY THEY ARE FINE BUT THEY are too similar in pattern and scale. The key to getting a scheme right is scale, texture and pattern they are bloody clueless. It is like someone planning to be sick and eating diced carrots and swede because that is what this scheme is just sick. Just do something sweet and humble in this small little room.
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Lochness Monster said:
Snorts the architectural salvage and auctioneer specialist.. is asked by Fanny for his worthy opinion on the base for the fountain base for the graveyard.
They come up with this one which is possibly twice the size it needs to be. Fanny declares it will be fantastic with the chapel as a back drop.
Now we have Disneyland .
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They are clueless and it will look vile in a corner. She should have a small something there she is so ostentatious it is so naff.
 
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