The Chateau Diaries #269 At last Stephanie spoke the truth and admitted it herself to be an imposter.

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Was she wearing a dressing gown to talk to the man who donated the painting for the auction, or was it a dress? It certainly looked like a dressing gown! The editing was terrible in this vlog, they actually had some other voices masking them out when they were talking! She's now trying to make it look like work is being planned, having a meeting about the garden as well! PJ looked totally ridiculous as usual and Fanny, as usual, mocked him several times. What's the betting that over a thousand Euros in cash will go straight into Fanny's purse?
 
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It’s finally happening…

The chickens will have their own structurally sound, fully renovated chateau!

As for the chatelaine - still living with gay chicken in a dump that could fall down any minute.

p.s. For the straights - chicken is what you call a Twink with an old man.
 
Luna20 said:
I love this forum! Do you know if he has another company registered to his name other than the gardening thing. If he hasn't that's another stupid mistake he is making.
can you give us a guestimate on how much the roof + walls would costs and how long it would take for a professional company to do it?

With his current earnings, which have a substantial growth every month, he can easily hire 3 fulltime employees at 16.5K + 29250 left each month for materials. He even has a buffer in case his spending exceeds his income.
He is as transparent as Fanny is, with only difference that he works.
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I doubt a professional roofer would get up there and do it... any idiot can see it's not sturdy.
 
Cleo's Asp said:
Was she wearing a dressing gown to talk to the man who donated the painting for the auction, or was it a dress? It certainly looked like a dressing gown! The editing was terrible in this vlog, they actually had some other voices masking them out when they were talking! She's now trying to make it look like work is being planned, having a meeting about the garden as well! PJ looked totally ridiculous as usual and Fanny, as usual, mocked him several times. What's the betting that over a thousand Euros in cash will go straight into Fanny's purse?
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What a fool that man was to give her a wad of money he got from selling that fox painting!!!
That money was then spent on some old fountain in the English Garden - that looks crap and will always look crap!!
If you want to start off a hedge then bloody prune it down and get the bottom of those crappy plants growing...... believe it or not , its quicker !
All she wants to do is travel and titivate her Falling Down Castle with all the pretty decorative stuff .... meanwhile the place is falling and rotting!!

I got the feeling that the guy that give her that wad of money was so happy to get out of there ..... I hope he has learnt his lesson and Never do it again !!!
Fancy taking that money in your sad old Thousand Star dressing gown!!! That is what she thought of you !!!

OMG..... the poor old chickens are getting a new place - don't hold your breath there!
We see little Ruby cat who looked frail to me and , of course those bloody peacocks which she does not really like ( if you did they would have a proper place to roost in at night) but Fanny likes them because people hate the bloody things with all that pooing etc. Fanny thinks thats 'funny'
My god she is hideous and looking Very Old !!
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What a fool that man was to give her a wad of money he got from selling that fox painting!!!
That money was then spent on some old fountain in the English Garden - that looks crap and will always look crap!!
If you want to start off a hedge then bloody prune it down and get the bottom of those crappy plants growing...... believe it or not , its quicker !
All she wants to do is travel and titivate her Falling Down Castle with all the pretty decorative stuff .... meanwhile the place is falling and rotting!!

I got the feeling that the guy that give her that wad of money was so happy to get out of there ..... I hope he has learnt his lesson and Never do it again !!!
Fancy taking that money in your sad old Thousand Star dressing gown!!! That is what she thought of you !!!

OMG..... the poor old chickens are getting a new place - don't hold your breath there!
We see little Ruby cat who looked frail to me and , of course those bloody peacocks which she does not really like ( if you did they would have a proper place to roost in at night) but Fanny likes them because people hate the bloody things with all that pooing etc. Fanny thinks thats 'funny'
My god she is hideous and looking Very Old !!
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Sorry for the double posting ..... my computer was going "weird" !!!:oops:
 
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And today’s starter for ten is which chateauverse posers bought the paintings. I say posers as Snorty MacFuckface apparently knows them well and any normal people would run a mile from that twit.
I would love to know if and/or what she paid Dan and Matthew for all their work that came to nothing in watering the garden. Literally money down the drain.
But my goodness doesn’t that English garden look magnificent with all those plants in bloom. How much has already been spent on it and there is NOTHING there.
 
Madame de Pompanddoodoo said:
And today’s starter for ten is which chateauverse posers bought the paintings. I say posers as Snorty MacFuckface apparently knows them well and any normal people would run a mile from that twit.
I would love to know if and/or what she paid Dan and Matthew for all their work that came to nothing in watering the garden. Literally money down the drain.
But my goodness doesn’t that English garden look magnificent with all those plants in bloom. How much has already been spent on it and there is NOTHING there.
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I officially name this’ garden’ the graveyard.
We could have some fun making some fake gravestones Lielande style.
 

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UvulaDonor said:
Not so much 'stupid' as 'fake'. Having worked with and lived next to and have very close friends who are American, I still find the 'have a nice day' and 'high 5, woohoo' culture a bit hard to take at times when they indeed, do NOT wish you to have a nice day. :ROFLMAO: I once had an argument with my bestie from Maine, after walking out of a shop in Maine somewhere with appalling customer service, over why she wished them a nice day. I remember being in workshops where all the Americans were whooping and yeeharring over relatively nothing, whereas the Brits, Aussies and Kiwis were just politely clapping (sorry, can't remember what the Canadians were doing). Passive Aggressive is much more comforting. :D
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With the “have a nice day” culture, tone of voice is important to knowing the genuine meaning behind the phrase. My gran could make it sound syrupy sweet but unmistakably a duck you. Mom was more deadpan but could cause exsanguination with her “bless your heart”. I stand out in my family in that if asked socially how I am doing, I will tell them honestly. Most in our culture would just respond with “fine” or “doing well”. My attitude is you asked, so I’ll tell. If you didn’t want to know, you shouldn’t ask!

 
Snorts the architectural salvage and auctioneer specialist.. is asked by Fanny for his worthy opinion on the base for the fountain base for the graveyard.
They come up with this one which is possibly twice the size it needs to be. Fanny declares it will be fantastic with the chapel as a back drop.
Now we have Disneyland .
 

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Oh dear lord kill me, kill me now! 🤣🤣🤣 If Duke Rollo wasn't already in his grave, he'd laugh himself into one. Fanny doesn't think the Normans, in 1066, sailed to England in Viking ships. Snorts agrees with her, and that's even more laughable.Fanny, I know you read here, so here's a quick history lesson for you -

The Normans were Vikings. Those boats you call ships are called Viking Drakkar.

Please stop embarrassing yourself with your dumber the dumb pronouncements on historical matters of which you know nothing. And get rid of the limp biscuit you call a boyfriend. He's even dumber than you.
 
Oh miss Jarvis decided that the best defense is attack!

She used Pavlina's room to give a taste what's coming. She could have used the attic room to do the advertisement. But the attic room is old news.

The meeting with the gardeners. That was so tit and short with snorts not being able to shut his snout. That was fake as duck. It's what we like to call, this could have been an email.
Hey fanny, what would you like to remove from the garden next year?
Potatos.

We need a permanent and larger chicken coop.
Ok.

This was a flog to please the viewers.
 
Lochness Monster said:
I officially name this’ garden’ the graveyard.
We could have some fun making some fake gravestones Lielande style.
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Being an avid gardener, I'm incredulous that the back garden still essentially looks the same. So much could have been done with all that money put into it and yet, it's a mess and it wasn't even done in an area that you could look out over from the terrace.......
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MRShavershamsdress said:
With the “have a nice day” culture, tone of voice is important to knowing the genuine meaning behind the phrase. My gran could make it sound syrupy sweet but unmistakably a duck you. Mom was more deadpan but could cause exsanguination with her “bless your heart”. I stand out in my family in that if asked socially how I am doing, I will tell them honestly. Most in our culture would just respond with “fine” or “doing well”. My attitude is you asked, so I’ll tell. If you didn’t want to know, you shouldn’t ask!

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My mother is similar - or if she can't be bothered, she says nothing at all - you can see their perplexed little faces. I'm more of a pleaser and just say 'fine' to get it out of the way.
 
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