The Archers

I fear Brain is going to be found unconscious after receiving a battering with Debbies copy of Hags (excellent) saying he read it but couldn’t see the point and only found one joke.
 
Tom and Natasha twins photo shoot goes horribly wrong after Lower Loxley is chosen as a venue for the shoot.
Nova and Seren object to there parents unethical decision making.
 

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Sorry to be a pain. Lower Loxley must have a fast tract to DBS or all these odd bods are just fictional character and even a convicted drug dealers can be considered to supervise school children on a school trip. Thanks George for saying what we’ve been thinking for years.
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I have lost my Archers mojo in recent weeks, found it pretty dull listening.
Is this normal?
Yes your right dull as ditch water by now they must know what works. I don’t know if it’s true but a woman picking trough a rubbish bin at a bus stop she said to me that because of BBC cut backs there going to get the cast of Dead Ringers to do all the voices? With the remaining cast doing more like the Grundys doing the voices for the cast of Lower Loxley as there on a lower pay rate and also that’s why Jasper Carrot is in the cast as he’s a cunning linguist and works for a cup of tea and a cake. She would of said more but she had to get the bus back to West Croydon.
 
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Where’s Wally ; I mean Brian AWOL. Hope it’s Joy and not Ruari’s ex he’s entertaining; or could he be waiting tables at the nursing home wishful thinking! Who’s Marcus Bonneville it makes some interesting anagrams?
 
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OK, credit where it’s due, three separate storylines last night, all of them good,
The Tom/Helen one is a sizzler .. will she, won’t she 🤫
I hope she tells PatnTony just for the drama 😂
I wonder what sort of money they are being offered for this campaign - £10k? I've no idea.
Have the rest of the family got a leg to stand on though? Helen was the one who pushed for land to be sold off for housing for a tidy sum.
 
Rob Titchener new address room 13 Grey Garbles . I am sure I heard the whispers of Matt and Lilian; Goodbye, Tiger!” Goodbye,Pusscat!’ This will never be excised from the endless echoing corridors.👻🧟‍♀️
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So will Rob be back for GideonJack?
Not too sure I'd rely on Sergeant Harrison to be of any use. When was the last time he actually solved a crime?
 
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So will Rob be back for GideonJack?
Not too sure I'd rely on Sergeant Harrison to be of any use. When was the last time he actually solved a crime?
Gideon of the yard ( Harrison ) Rob will meet a timely end after being mistaken for a pigeon but first reeking havoc kidnapping stroking . Joy will meet him in the shop and say this lovely guy called Rob came in, he said he will be giving Helen a visit. Farming and shotgun mishaps were the goto problem solver back in the day. Rob mite even find himself on the menu at the piggery if George gets wind.” oh the country idle”.
 
George boarder line personally disordered he would be pleased with this diagnosis . George has the good old Grundys Jeans without the charm not a pleasant listen. Guy Ritchie could write the next episode with Vinnie Jones on hand to reload.Pat Archer and 2 smoking barrels .
 
George boarder line personally disordered he would be pleased with this diagnosis . George has the good old Grundys Jeans without the charm not a pleasant listen. Guy Ritchie could write the next episode with Vinnie Jones on hand to reload.Pat Archer and 2 smoking barrels .
Is Pat going to shoot someone by mistake thinking it is Rob? Hopefully George? Like David shooting badgers back in the day.
Why did Oliver leave his precious bench in the middle of a building site?
 
I don't listen to The Archers much these days (well, much at all really) and I just heard Jennifer died! I thought she hadn't been in it for ages. I wonder if the actress is ill or something.

I listened to last night's episode just to 'catch up' and was shocked that George Grundy is 18 now! I see his character hasn't had a redemption yet. :D
 
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