Itās actually called smegma. Please donāt called it smeg - thatās the brand of my kettle and toaster and Iāll never be able to look at it the same again.Pretty sure it's dick cheesexx
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Yeah the babyās middle name is something to do with Dylanās mums name.Baby is probably something like Dylania, Dylanna, Dylreean, Dylanabelle, Dylreeana, Dylllie.
DJ for short aka Dylan Junior
Ok I will stopI could continue for hours making Dylan names up.
Sorry I actually like Ree but there's some reason why you won't just release the name. Its got to be because she's worried about people's opinions because why else not just say it, after all this time.
Unless they've used Dylan's Mums name as a little homage (Rest In Peace) and are worried what Meg says or the viewers but I can't see anyone having any comment about that other than positive, also I'm sure Meg will be aware of the name by now as she would just ask her kids.
LilBoPeep
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Yeah I was going to comment and say its smegma not smeg however I didn't want the conversation to carry on as even the word makes me want to vomit 
I CANT look at Smeg appliances without thinking of smegma and my friend has a gorgeous smeg fridge I will stick to my BUSH one ahahaha get it... BUSH lol
I CANT look at Smeg appliances without thinking of smegma and my friend has a gorgeous smeg fridge
I will stick to my BUSH one ahahaha get it... BUSH lolJustcametobenosy
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She does seem to rely on her parents for everything though. Like she moaned to her mum.she did 99 percent of the things for marley... she's the mum she should be .
Maybe behind cameras there had been more calls than just that one or maybe he was at work
Eww you have a Manley kettle and toaster
jks you will never look at your appliances the same way again hahaAnd the oven too!She does seem to rely on her parents for everything though. Like she moaned to her mum.she did 99 percent of the things for marley... she's the mum she should be .
Maybe behind cameras there had been more calls than just that one or maybe he was at work
Eww you have a Manley kettle and toaster
Blue1989
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He was most likely sick of her whining and the two of them not taking responsibility. God if I had a child when I lived at home and I burst in my dad's door to whine....I'd have been told to bugger off
chlophia2505
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I love that the smeg convo has gone on for 3 pages hahahahah
Justheretobenosey
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I swear I saw somewhere the baby was called Emilia.
Georgethecat
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Why should it be her dad's problem, anyway isn't her dad his boss? Bit awkward
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why is it? Itās not her dadās responsibility if Jordan wouldnāt get out of bed.shechose to have a child, her responsibility
Also, the smeg chat makes me feel awfully queasy. I donāt ever want to think about manleys todger anyway let alone the cheese on it as well
fancy a brew?why is it? Itās not her dadās responsibility if Jordan wouldnāt get out of bed.shechose to have a child, her responsibility
Also, the smeg chat makes me feel awfully queasy. I donāt ever want to think about manleys todger anyway let alone the cheese on it as well
MunHun
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Why should it be her dad's problem, anyway isn't her dad his boss? Bit awkward
Iām surprised her parents didnāt confront them about filling up the recycling bin constantly with all them dominos boxes! bleeping hell they used to put some amount of food away nearly every episode back in the day
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I'm surprised they could afford to save for a mortgage with all the dominos. You know how expensive they are here too.Iām surprised her parents didnāt confront them about filling up the recycling bin constantly with all them dominos boxes! bleeping hell they used to put some amount of food away nearly every episode back in the day
Chip Fat Towers kills me, funniest thread I follow by farYeah itās probably space raider and his mum & sister trolling her! Heās probably sat at home rocking back & forth because he canāt cope that sheās having fun. I am also rewatching & im up to series 3 atm, and omg heās so controlling! I still canāt get over the fact he basically called her a slut & said she had no respect because she posted a pic on insta with pyjama shorts on.. then next minute heās got Erin staying over every night of the weekAnd Maggie!!! Omg I just want to punch her head in.. how Mia remained calm with her I donāt know! She went to pick Marliya up from Chip Fat Towers, Maggie was at the door, and Mia said, can I speak to Manley please, and she stood in the door way & went āhe wonāt talk to youā then Manley is screaming abuse from the living room, and Maggie just stands there and allows it - WHAT KIND OF MOTHER?! Itās obvious to me that she favours Erin at that point
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Chloe there thinking a hop, skip and jump around the park is going undo the 5 dominoes a week!!
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If anyone ever asks me what a chav is I'm simply gonna say "someone who sticks swarovski crystals on airforces"
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