Teen Mom UK #34

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Right, now I've caught up on the thread,can debrief!

Chlo's house looks manky or should I say Chlo's Cottage 😂😂😂 cos it can't be Jord's, the absolute peasant. Tell you what, he's one step away from getting in her side of the bed to warm it up for her like the slaves back in the day!😂

Why is Sass cutting about in a brand new car, what's she doing? Her alone drama is pathetic. I would pay someone to take my children half the week and let me flubber round the gaf speaking to nobody!

Amber 🤦‍♀️😩😂 this girl man. Get a new house ffs with a decent garden to let the ferals run about. She's gonna morph into that sofa by next season!

Mia! Olly has all the vibes I would try and avoid. Toxic as duck relationship, he's a drunk. He gives me the absolute creeps.
The ferals… I’m crying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Good on ste for passing his driving test !! Just wish he would fix his teeth 🙈.
Amber shouting as usual asks for advice but won’t take it . The boysssss are orrrible steeeeeee !!!!!
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To sum it up-

Darren is still fit
Sassi is still funny as duck
Chloe’s still boring
Ambers still having Ste problems
Ste is still a good dad but a bit weird
Mia’s still trying to paint a perfect picture of a toxic relationship
Have I forgot anything?
Ste is a good dad but a bit weird 🤣🤣🤣🤣tickled me that has
 
I know influencers earn a lot but I’m baffled as to how Chloe and Jordan have bought that house without an actual job. How is Chloe earning enough for Jordan to be able to quit his job? So with her wage she pays him a wage, a mortgage that definitely won’t be cheap now, bills, food etc. I don’t feel like I see her doing enough brand deals to be able to afford it all
 
I reckon Jord still has his other job, I hope so anyway! The influencing wont las forever and it’s not like she has any qualifications to fall back on. I’d be petrified I wouldn’t be able to maintain my lifestyle
I don’t think he has, did you see him cleaning the kitchen 😂 there’s no way he’d be cleaning the haussss when he’s been at work all day! He could only manage to turn the PlayStation on after working with her dad all day, there’s no way he’s got a job on top of chlo’s ‘job’ 😂
 
My word, the fillers and teeth in this series. They've all got them done! Mia's boyfriend's are just... no. They're giving cartoon vibes. But every mum appears to have filler, lips done, eyelashes, nails, some sort of dental work done. It's really sad to be honest, all these young girls get this stuff done and they all end up looking like clones of each other - no individuality.
 
Really felt for Amber when Ste was rubbing it in her face how Hudson was okay going nursery for him and they ended up arguing. She’s clearly doing the vast majority of the parenting, the boys are quite full on and Amber seems burnt out! I have a son with fb ex, my son can be handful for me, but a different child with his dad, I’m a far better letter than my ex though! My sons dad is like s glorified babysitter!
 
The ep just confirmed everything we’ve been speculating about Olly, red flags galore. How do they argue so much when they barely see each other? Wtf are they arguing about? He looked fuming when she met up with him and he kept shaking his head when she tried to communicate about their issues. The tattoo thing just blows my mind, you’ve gotta be incredibly tapped to do that.
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Really felt for Amber when Ste was rubbing it in her face how Hudson was okay going nursery for him and they ended up arguing. She’s clearly doing the vast majority of the parenting, the boys are quite full on and Amber seems burnt out! I have a son with fb ex, my son can be handful for me, but a different child with his dad, I’m a far better letter than my ex though! My sons dad is like s glorified babysitter!
Disney dad’s as I like to call them. Mine defo doesn’t do any real parenting, my daughter rules the place over there and all he does is fun stuff with her. Us mums have to not only do all the parenting but try to undo their tit parenting when our child is back
 
Can’t believe Manley never told anyone he was having another baby???? Wtf. I bet he’ll say he didn’t know if it was 100% his child so he never told anyone until he seen it and clearly couldn’t deny it 🤣 can’t wait to see the scenes of him and Mia arguing again that’ll be because she’s back in a relationship she only flirts with Manley when she’s single and he only likes Mia when she’s single also. Looks like after all Chloe’s (I’m never having another baby it’s not in my plan) she’s considering having another baby
 
I wonder if we will actually see much of Marley in Chloe's bits this season.. because I swear he was in literally 1 scene last season!

I must say it was actually nice seeing Mia not looking like her Instagram photos and looking more like a normal person.. if that makes sense. Just reminded me that peoples photos are filtered to the high heavens!
 
Really felt for Amber when Ste was rubbing it in her face how Hudson was okay going nursery for him and they ended up arguing. She’s clearly doing the vast majority of the parenting, the boys are quite full on and Amber seems burnt out! I have a son with fb ex, my son can be handful for me, but a different child with his dad, I’m a far better letter than my ex though! My sons dad is like s glorified babysitter!
I just realised my typos.. my god 🫣🫣😂 my not fb**

parent not letter*
 
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