I just don’t understand how her hair is never clean? It’s literally dead/flat/unhealthy and always dirty. Is it from dyeing it so much? How can the colour you want be worth it if it makes it look like that
My theory is that because she said she was bullied for looking like hagrid as a teenager (she had very frizzy hair) she now lets it be greasy so that it’s flat. Thing is, her frizzy hair had potential to have lovely waves but she’s ruined it now with dye and never washing it.I just don’t understand how her hair is never clean? It’s literally dead/flat/unhealthy and always dirty. Is it from dyeing it so much? How can the colour you want be worth it if it makes it look like that
I swear she talks for the sake of talking.
they’re 4 49p pizzas why does it need a whole explanation of I thought I could freeze them for my gender reveal blah blah they’re easy to cook. You got 4 pizzas move on
Tbh if she did just say that I’d be like fair enough smart not spending loads on shopping. It’s the weird stories she has to tell. Makes me dieor she’s over compensating and doesn’t want to say ‘me and Jordan live off 49p pizza’
Exactly. If she was just like “these will be good for quick lunches” we’d be like, meh, not healthy but fair enough. But lying that those tiny pizzas are for her baby showerTbh if she did just say that I’d be like fair enough smart not spending loads on shopping. It’s the weird stories she has to tell. Makes me die
4 snack pizzas for a gender reveal..is it just her and Jordan? Cos best believe I’d eat 2 of themExactly. If she was just like “these will be good for quick lunches” we’d be like, meh, not healthy but fair enough. But lying that those tiny pizzas are for her baby shower
They sell those tiny pizzas in morrisons. I buy them occasionally as a lazy/treat tea for my 5 year old. So I don’t believe for a second they are for a baby shower. Why wouldnt you just buy bigger pizzas to cut up? It’s such a weird lie.4 snack pizzas for a gender reveal..is it just her and Jordan? Cos best believe I’d eat 2 of them
I know loooool ‘i got mince cos it’s quite useful to have’They sell those tiny pizzas in morrisons. I buy them occasionally as a lazy/treat tea for my 5 year old. So I don’t believe for a second they are for a baby shower. Why wouldnt you just buy bigger pizzas to cut up? It’s such a weird lie.
And the garlic bread. Obviously one each, why lie about freezing one?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen her eat a vegetableThe only vegetable for human consumption in that haul is the frozen onions mixed with the mince
She really does! She makes her parents sound like villains constantly and then loses her tit (or rather her sister does) when we assume they are dicksShe says such strange things ‘my parents don’t like being around people in their 20s’ huh?!
I don’t know if she does it on purpose but she really makes her parents sound miserable, even though they’re probably not!
attentionWhat’s with the cryptic insta stories?
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Seriously though, that ugly nightie looks like a hospital gown and that’s probably what she was hoping for. All the “are you okay hun?” messages.
Gives the same energy as checking yourself in the hospital on FacebookWas thinking the same. It's clear she probably just didn't work a shift at work, but wants people to assume she's in hospital.