Tanya Burr #9 eighty thousand things to flog, one short boyfriend and one missing dog

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How hilarious that they filmed her far away through a window so you can hardly hear or see her. 🤣 They obviously filmed her far away to minimise the awfulness of her acting or because it took loads of takes before she got it right and it was just so embarrassing, that it would have dragged the production down, although from the sound of it that wouldn’t be hard 🤣 I can’t understand why Noel Clark bothers to give her extra parts, it must be because she’s donated money to the production. From the pictures she put on Instagram, it looks like she was fooled into thinking her part was bigger and they cut a lot of it out 🤣
 
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You made my day 💗 💗 💗 She so does!

We have Sky movies. I can't record though.

Raff Law has all the charisma of a plastic bag flapping in the wind. Surely there were 8585858 other actors who could have done a better job?!
But they're not the son of Jude

Tanya's dinner yesterday.
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I won’t be watching it because it does look dire but if anyone does you might be able to get a free trial for Now TV movies, it’s on there but also theres some other actually decent movies to enjoy in your spare time 😂
 
How is she affording to live at this point? Sorry if this is a stupid question but she literally has tiny tiny acting parts and... that’s it right? She’s obviously given up her YouTube, makeup line etc. Does she do loads of insta ads or something? I’m genuinely curious. Maybe she was smart and invested her money wisely when she was at her peak I dunno.
 
Also when will she stop pretending she's an actor? She's a glorified extra, that's all she is
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Oh dear - she can't even act 'just stand there' convincingly :ROFLMAO:
Surely she must realise by now her acting dreams will come to nothing? She is getting the same roles as an extra - never the lead or even a character role.
I used to be an extra in a few things and had a couple of lines sometimes (call me Tantan). I think the most I got for speaking was £150.
And the film has been absolutely slated in almost all the reviews. Tanya's magic touch hits again!
 
I scrolled through and landed on this 3rd time. I’ve tried again for more but can’t find her unless someone wants to give a minute mark.
It’s bleeping awful from what I saw. The acting standard, Tanya would have fit right in.
I reckon she must have funded something for Noel Clarke so he does her a favour here and there or something.
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Rita Ora is abysmal but I think it solves how Tanya got involved with that coat designer. Think Rita’s wearing one here
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Wait is this it? Her only scene?
 
How is she affording to live at this point? Sorry if this is a stupid question but she literally has tiny tiny acting parts and... that’s it right? She’s obviously given up her YouTube, makeup line etc. Does she do loads of insta ads or something? I’m genuinely curious. Maybe she was smart and invested her money wisely when she was at her peak I dunno.

From what I've read, some of these influencers are charging 15-20K* per Instagram ad, which seems insane to me. I was surprised that she quit YouTube as it must have been quite a lucrative revenue stream for her, but that was before I knew how much could be earned through Instagram. She's also moved a friend in with her, so I guess that helps pay the mortgage, and nearly everything in her life - clothes, make-up, food, furniture - is gifted. She's never going to make it as an actress - but it looks like she may not really need the income.

*I have no idea what Tanya charges for Instagram ads, but she still has 3million followers on there, so probably charges quite a lot. Anyone who can shed more light on what Influencers earn via Instagram, I'd be interested to read!
 
If that’s the only clip of her in the whole thing, then she only had one line and we couldn’t even hear that 🤣 My guess is that she was so awful that the dir made the decision to film her from far away 😂 The camera was so far away, no one would even know it was her 😂 Noel Clarke obviously did it as a favour, cos she helped pay for it, but made sure to give her a non part. Your average extra could have done that part, it’s really taking the piss, I bet she was given 3 lines and they cut the rest out cos she was so bleeping awful 😂
 
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