Susie Verrill #6 Calm down Susan, you're hardly Judith Chalmers.

[DrMeredithGrey]

‘Oh hi Susan, my question is- what job title are you going to put on the birth certificate for you? Because you seem to think you work, but actually...I’m not sure you do’

 

[mrsminiver]

‘Why do you think we give enough of a duck about your opinions to do one of these?’

Ask her, someone, I dare ya.

 

[Notaninstamumeither]

‘Are you still massively in denial about being racist?’

 

[weeweegie]

‘Would you consider a job in Tesco’s?’

‘Are you aware of how cringe you are?’

‘Tell us your due date’

 

[Sparklefluff]

I'm personally awaiting the announcement of the "oh so witty" name that will inevitably follow. If there is a bandwagon, good old suze will jump on it.

 

[mrtumble]

We will NOT be getting the due date folks - just in case any of you paps were considering camping outside the Lindo Wing to get that elusive first photo.

 

[mrsminiver]

‘How did you choose your kids names’

just because the reply would really make me laugh

 

[thesmallone]

In other words, it's going to be a bleeping weird name.

 

[mrsminiver]

In other words, it's going to be a bleeping weird name.

‘Sumfing originaaaaawl’

Cos they aren’t peasants, you know.

 

[JaneDoe1967]

Haven't looked at her stories for months and just gone on now..... has her nose grown during pregnancy? Is that even a thing? I don't remember it being so big pre-pregnancy

 

[Lovestolurk]

Noses can swell in pregnancy and she sounds very congested which happens. It wasn’t small before but I think it is swollen. Pregnancy snoring and having to mouth breathe all the time is hideous

 

[BorisBear]

Hi susie, why is your skin always grey & you seem to constantly have a cold or just sound like you need to blow your nose.

 

[yellow_daisies]

‘Sumfing originaaaaawl’

Cos they aren’t peasants, you know.

Code for "something made-up that we will spend forever explaining". I hope it's not ridiculous because Milo and Rex are pretty generic names!

 

[JaneDoe1967]

Noses can swell in pregnancy and she sounds very congested which happens. It wasn’t small before but I think it is swollen. Pregnancy snoring and having to mouth breathe all the time is hideous

It's weird those tiny things about pregnancy that you don't realise, hopefully noses shrink back after!

 

[mrsminiver]

Holdddd on a minute. Have just watched her stories. Does she think her kids aren’t ginger?! They’re both ginger! Wtf? I mean, I know mum goggles and all that but they are ginger.

Not that there’s ANYTHING wrong with being ginger. I just don’t know how she’s convinced herself otherwise.

I mean, really.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Holdddd on a minute. Have just watched her stories. Does she think her kids aren’t ginger?! They’re both ginger! Wtf? I mean, I know mum goggles and all that but they are ginger.

Not that there’s ANYTHING wrong with being ginger. I just don’t know how she’s convinced herself otherwise.

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Hmmmmm the boy on the right is more a strawberry blonde sort of colour. The boy on the left looks like he’s got brown hair to me??
they certainly aren’t full on red heads like Greg is.

 

[Lovestolurk]

God I’m defending her nose and her kids in 24h making myself feel a bit sick. But they aren’t ginger? Not one bit

 

[mrsminiver]

But they totally are.

 

[TheGreatestShowman]

It’s hard to tell the colour of anyone’a hair on Instagram as they all use ridiculous filters

 

[Lreb88]

They’re not ginger, Rex is blonde and Milo is light brown/mousey like Susan.