Strictly Come Dancing 2024 #5

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

Vito has been officially announced as doing Celeb Masterchef (finally). I presume he's filming it now and his radio silence is that he's spending all his evenings practising his cooking (in his pants).

Strictly star 'signs up for Celeb MasterChef' after teasing move away from dance

Celebrity MasterChef is expected to return later this year and a host of celebrities are now rumoured to have signed up, including a professional dancer from Strictly Come Dancing

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He HAS to make a carbonara. He just has to.

 

[Geetbo]

I would like to sample vitos sausage surprise.

 

[StephenTJackson]

I would like to sample vitos sausage surprise.

Same. And he can season everything with his secret sauce.

 

[soccergirl]

I was going to make a toad in the hole joke but I can see there's no need.

 

[Geetbo]

I was going to make a toad in the hole joke but I can see there's no need.

There’s a joke about Vito and batter in there somewhere, but I’m not one for coarse humour as you know.

 

[Fanny Muchmore]

Well we KNOW he'll be making word salad

 

[IdeletedbutI'mbackagain]

I think Nikita has given me the ick

 

[soccergirl]

Well we KNOW he'll be making word salad

Tossing a word salad!

In tribute, our two favourite boys*

*citation needed

 

[Fillyjonk]

I think Nikita has given me the ick

#Ickita

 

[Woolmercardington]

I think Nikita has given me the ick

Why, has he done or said something ropey in the house?

 

[IdeletedbutI'mbackagain]

Why, has he done or said something ropey in the house?

He was makeing fake orgasm noises yesterday trying to be funny with two of the lads and it just felt really really try hard. Like he's desperate for the two of them to like him and well... yeah, the ick ensued

 

[Woolmercardington]

He was makeing fake orgasm noises yesterday trying to be funny with two of the lads and it just felt really really try hard. Like he's desperate for the two of them to like him and well... yeah, the ick ensued

Ah, once you kinda get the ick, you can't be un-icked (to speak scientifically).

I still stand by this being a dick head move.

 

[IdeletedbutI'mbackagain]

Ah, once you kinda get the ick, you can't be un-icked (to speak in scientific terms).

I still stand by this being a dick head move.

It's awful. I really didn't think this would happen especially when he's been pretty bland and inoffensive otherwise it's just Vito I can crush on now

 

[UnknownTattler]

I think Nikita has given me the ick

Same and I'm not even watching Big Brother, but just him being in there is enough to give me the ick

In fanny rat news, I saw that his tour next year is called The Last Dance. I wonder if this series will be his last.

 

[gdw1910]

In fanny rat news, I saw that his tour next year is called The Last Dance. I wonder if this series will be his last.

I reckon its just a way to make people panic and buy tickets. Anton is still touring and he's what 60? Didn't vincent and flavia do a tour called 'the last tango' and then do another tour the next year

 

[Fillyjonk]

In fanny rat news, I saw that his tour next year is called The Last Dance. I wonder if this series will be his last.

The subsequent tour will be called No Really, This Is The Last One and the one after that will be Okay I Lied, But This Is Definitely The Last Dance until it's So The Last Last Dance Wasn't The Last Dance But This Isn't Like The Last Last Dances, This Is Really Actually The Last Dance.

 

[Geetbo]

As long as Beryls have got their pensions burning a hole in their pleated skirts, FR will be touring.

 

[soccergirl]

Same and I'm not even watching Big Brother, but just him being in there is enough to give me the ick

I saw a bit last night and I wouldn't quite say he gave me the ick (he was just there and a bit boring), but yeah, it is impossible to think of anyone as sexy in there. Whatever mystique Nikita had is totally gone. His gf being quite try-hand on SM too is off-putting.

The only ones I half-liked were Colson, David and Marisha. Sharon Osborne is a racist, abusive trashbag and I hate that she's allowed to launder her reputation because viewers are desperate for lukewarm tea.

 

[kachoochoo]

well I for one enjoyed his orgasm noises

 

[IdeletedbutI'mbackagain]

well I for one enjoyed his orgasm noises

It made my skin crawl! Was not an expected or desired effect