Strictly Come Dancing 2023 #5

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Miss Begotten said:
I am clearly the only person who doesn’t fancy Nigel. I’m completely baffled by the pheromones throbbing off this thread. Bang average middle aged man. And I say that as a less than bang average middle aged woman.
However, it’s absolutely fine because the last reveal has to be a hottie. And I don’t mean Les Dennis.
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Nah, I agree, Nigel Harman does nothing for me.

There is a total absence of male eyecandy this year. Bobby is cute, but too young for me. Layton is too preened. Adam is okay, but irritating as piss. Nigel does nothing for me. And nor do any of the other guys. Just total desert.

I thought last year was dry with Tyler and James as the closest thing to eye candy in the cast, but unless the last celeb is someone special, I'm gonna have to pretend Adam doesn't annoy me for being the closest thing to a decent looking guy.
 
UnknownTattler said:
Les Dennis is primed and ready to do his Mavis impression as soon as he's announced 😆



Happy for all the thirsty Nigel fans that he's in, and I hope you get your wish of sexy dances with Katya/Karen. I was just reading about how he played Lord Farquaad in Shrek on his knees the whole time and my kneecaps are aching at the thought of it 😬 (I await the "I'd like to see Nigel on his knees" comments 😆)
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Anton critique of Les’ waltz - whee, whoooa, Len, wuhu, top line hooo head position just a bit more <waves hands and whistles> can you do that?
Les answers - oh Anton, I don’t really know.
it’s what we pay the licence for.
 
soccergirl said:
Yes, I found this quite soothing. As he is also an (ageing) dirty ringah he may be in with a chance..

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He just makes me smile with joy, he's so relaxing with his meditation. When he started his meditation training thought it was a bit of a fad, but hey just love the way he takes it so seriously. God love him and he won't be a disappointment with his personality.

Anyone in doubt just watch his Parkinson interview from back in his Eastenders days, so natural, intelligent and humorous. Not watched it for years but initially he was a Sainbury's delivery driver with a 'Happy to Help' badge. Cute.

Happy 50th birthday to him for tomorrow. Fit at 50, I think you call it. 😁
 

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StephenTJackson said:
Nah, I agree, Nigel Harman does nothing for me.

There is a total absence of male eyecandy this year. Bobby is cute, but too young for me. Layton is too preened. Adam is okay, but irritating as piss. Nigel does nothing for me. And nor do any of the other guys. Just total desert.

I thought last year was dry with Tyler and James as the closest thing to eye candy in the cast, but unless the last celeb is someone special, I'm gonna have to pretend Adam doesn't annoy me for being the closest thing to a decent looking guy.
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It looks like it’s going to be yet another year of inappropriate thoughts about Gorka and emailing the Beeb to ask them to get his corset out of mothballs.
 
glasgow27 said:
In terms of eye candy, Bobby & Nigel are better than anyone last year even if one is too young and one is too old for me.

But the producers seem to have different tastes to us. I'd bet the same person who thought Tyler was a hunk last year thinks the same about Adam this time.
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I don’t think there’s been anyone that made the ovaries perk up since the Vennerable Charles and his impeccably adjusted socks.
 
LennyBriscoe said:
This is the most underwhelmed I’ve been but it might end up being one to remember.

Not necessarily for the right reasons, but still.

I’ve just had a flashback - I was looking forward to seeing Will Mardyor last year and look how that turned out!
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honestly when i truly look back, will was responsible for about 90% of my entertainment last year 🤣

it is a deeply overwhelming lineup. zara and nikita are interchangeable, there are three soap stars, i did my first ever who?….. we’ll see.
 
LaBlonde said:
honestly when i truly look back, will was responsible for about 90% of my entertainment last year 🤣

it is a deeply overwhelming lineup. zara and nikita are interchangeable, there are three soap stars, i did my first ever who?….. we’ll see.
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“Dad’s ok kids” 😂😂😂

And that weird Monday night show when if you’d switched on for the first time and saw a bereft Nancy and Will, you’d think it was a new reality show where people were told on live TV their beloved pet had died
 
LennyBriscoe said:
This is the most underwhelmed I’ve been but it might end up being one to remember.

Not necessarily for the right reasons, but still.

I’ve just had a flashback - I was looking forward to seeing Will Mardyor last year and look how that turned out!
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I was laughing, watching an old episode of Gogglebox lately and when they show the couples in the opening part of Strictly, some of the women were saying 'ooooh Will Mellor' 😁!

He did entertain me quite a bit I have to say 😁
 
LennyBriscoe said:
“Dad’s ok kids” 😂😂😂

And that weird Monday night show when if you’d switched on for the first time and saw a bereft Nancy and Will, you’d think it was a new reality show where people were told on live TV their beloved pet had died
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I live in hope that one day, after the last dance, the Firing Squad from Blackadder Goes Forth marches onto the floor and nudges the eliminated couple out the fire exit. A laugh and a smile..
 
Apparently Annabel did some ballet when she was younger. Being that she's also on the taller side - my guess is graceful ballroom and poor latin, bit like Ellie T?

Probably similar for Angela though I think she'd do a decent Rumba or Paso. One of those dances plus a few ballrooms then they can send her home on a Samba around Week 5 or 6.
 
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