Strictly Come Dancing 2023 #26

[Harlot O'Scara]

All right, look, time for the girls to have a go

Shag Marry Kill

Nadiya
Luba
Dianne

OR

Shirley
Joanne
Tess

 

[Fillyjonk]

Whatever tit it is I bet it involves Bacofoil

Who's writing that fanfic?

 

[Boogs]

I’d shag Les as I don’t think he would be able to get it up.
I’d marry John as I reckon he’s minted and I’d have a decent inheritance sometime in the nearish future.
Kill Neil. Always kill Neil people.

 

[coconochanel]

All right, look, time for the girls to have a go

Shag Marry Kill

Nadiya
Luba
Dianne

OR

Shirley
Joanne
Tess

Marry Nadiya
shag Luba
Kill Dianne

 

[Fillyjonk]

All right, look, time for the girls to have a go

Shag Marry Kill

Nadiya
Luba
Dianne

OR

Shirley
Joanne
Tess

Shag Luba
Marry Nadiya
Kill Dianne

Dianne's basically Neil in female form at the end of the day.

Hmm, the other is harder...

Shag Joanne (annoying but fairly fiery so might be good at sex)
Marry Tess (boring but reliable)
Kill Shirley (too many creepy tiny shoes and I wants her gin supply)

 

[glasgow27]

Shag, Marry, Kill. Boyband edition

Lee Ryan
Tom Fletcher
Max George

 

[JCMSadie]

Tonight I give this thread 'a 9'

Craig? You OK, hun?

 

[coconochanel]

Shag, Marry, Kill. Boyband edition

Lee Ryan
Tom Fletcher
Max George

Shag Lee
Marry Max
Kill Tom

 

[Boogs]

All right, look, time for the girls to have a go

Shag Marry Kill

Nadiya
Luba
Dianne

OR

Shirley
Joanne
Tess

I’m ignoring the second part but the first is easy.
Nadiya - marry, I reckon she’d make a lovely wife.
Luba - shag as long as she stops putting tit in her beautiful face.
Dianne - kill because if she squeals one more time I swear I will really do it.

 

[jfletcher]

Shag, Marry, Kill. Boyband edition

Lee Ryan
Tom Fletcher
Max George

Shag Lee (but be drunk enough to still pretend he’s in his Blue heyday. And he’s not allowed to talk).

Marry Tom for the money and divorce him almost immediately.

Kill Max. No explanation required.

 

[coconochanel]

Shag Marry or kill

Vito
Nikita
Gio

 

[Willow9999]

All right, look, time for the girls to have a go

Shag Marry Kill

Nadiya
Luba
Dianne

OR

Shirley
Joanne
Tess

Luba gives me Killing Eve vibes so she’s probably a dab hand at all 3!

 

[glasgow27]

Shag Marry or kill

Vito
Nikita
Gio

Shag Nikita, Marry Vito, Kill Gio.

Piece of cake.

 

[RedFlagsAhoy]

It’s been a surreal day. We started with some serious conversations about societal unconscious bias and bigotry. Then we moved on to controversial confessions and now we’ve moved on to hysteria.

Honestly this is why I like it here so much - we have ~the range

 

[Boogs]

Shag, Marry, Kill. Boyband edition

Lee Ryan
Tom Fletcher
Max George

Have Strictly made an effort to pick the worst boy banders? Who next Brian Harvey and his jacket potatoes?

 

[Fillyjonk]

Shag, Marry, Kill. Boyband edition

Lee Ryan
Tom Fletcher
Max George

Oof.

Shag Tom (would be doing Giovanna a favour I reckon)
Marry Max but an arranged marriage and jilt him at the altar
Kill Lee Ryan (bleep)

Shag Marry or kill

Vito
Nikita
Gio

Shag Nikita
Marry Vito
Kill Giofanny (he already did that to his own career tbf)

 

[jfletcher]

It’s been a surreal day. We started with some serious conversations about societal unconscious bias and bigotry. Then we moved on to controversial confessions and now we’ve moved on to hysteria.

DS could never achieve this on their very best day.

 

[glasgow27]

Have Strictly made an effort to pick the worst boy banders? Who next Brian Harvey and his jacket potatoes?

One of the Happy Mondays maybe.

 

[Boogs]

I think we are all in agreement on shagging Nikita, marrying Vito and killing Fannyrat.

However all I can think about now is Luba dancing next year with Jodie Comer.


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One of the Happy Mondays maybe.

Bez and his maracas!

 

[Fillyjonk]

I think we are all in agreement on shagging Nikita, marrying Vito and killing Fannyrat.

However all I can think about now is Luba dancing next year with Jodie Comer.

God, Luba and Jodie would be an amazing pairing. I would love to see her with a female ringer next year.