Strictly Come Dancing 2023 #26

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Fillyjonk said:
Shag, marry or kill:

Anton
Craig
Brendan
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Shag Brendan - but it would have to be in his yelling at the judges, storming off and slamming the door phase specifically. And I’d feel awful afterwards.

Marry Craig - I’d get great theatre tickets and holidays to Australia, we could witch about people all the time and we’d both sleep with whoever we want because it’s one of those 1950s sham marriages.

Kill Anton. Obviously.
 
Harlot O'Scara said:
Go away and think about what you've done.

That said:

Shag Anton (yeah I know)
Marry Craig
Kill Brendan
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Honestly mate, this is mine too. I don't think a shag with Anton would take too long - he looks like a lights off and think of Jesus sort of man. Whereas who knows what sadistic tit Brendan is into?

We are all marrying Craig then. He'd be a fun husband tbf.
 
Fillyjonk said:
Honestly mate, this is mine too. I don't think a shag with Anton would take too long - he looks like a lights off and think of Jesus sort of man. Whereas who knows what sadistic tit Brendan is into?

We are all marrying Craig then. He'd be a fun husband tbf.
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marrying craig is the only correct option tbh! you would have a blast and you know he loves a gossip. we’ll have to do a rota at the rate everyone is picking him though 🤣
 
Fillyjonk said:
Honestly mate, this is mine too. I don't think a shag with Anton would take too long - he looks like a lights off and think of Jesus sort of man. Whereas who knows what sadistic tit Brendan is into?

We are all marrying Craig then. He'd be a fun husband tbf.
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Idk, I reckon I could imagine Anton having a Red Room of Pain 😂

Brendan probably spends the whole time trying to look at himself in the mirror
 
Harlot O'Scara said:
Idk, I reckon I could imagine Anton having a Red Room of Pain 😂

Brendan probably spends the whole time trying to look at himself in the mirror
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Omg imagine.

"Whooooar, weeeey, wooo, well, bish bash bosh, have a bit of that!" Says Anton, as he locks your ankles into the stirrups.

*Any resemblance to any existing work of fiction on AO3 is purely coincidental.
 
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