Strictly Come Dancing 2023 #21

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I think it's mostly going to be Angela skirt wafting while Kai matadors around her.

I don't know whether he or Dianne have got the rawest deal this year.

Angela probably doesn't wang on about astral projection or whatever the duck.

One the other hand, he did have to get touched up by her fellow grannies on that scam programme.
From having watched pretty much everything Kai has ever danced on dwts and strictly through to his Junior World Latin dancing etc, I’d mention that Paso is his weakest dance by quite a margin. He’s fantastic at most Latin but seems to struggle a bit with that one. Not sure why, he has the build for it. The only other one he’s done on Strictly ( with aj) was one of their few ‘meh’ moments. I’m sure the judges will be fawning anyway if she manages some legwork to distract.
 
Haha I knowww I try to keep an open mind but how is it not obvious to the producers that every iconic dance there has been has been to music that suits the style of the dance! It's such a waste of what could be some really good dances by giving them crap music. And don't get me started on when they actually give the proper music but to a duffer 😂

I love Krishnan, but I can't help but feel a bit aggrieved that he's got a Samba to Bamboleo, while Layton has to try to do an Argentine Tango to (another) shrieky, waily pop song.
 
She usually has a fixed large open mouth grin in place, and when she laughs she keeps the top of her mouth completely still and moves her bottom jaw up and down, like a poorly operated wooden puppet. It's the same way Noel Fielding laughs and it's incredibly unnerving, like they're trying to chomp their way through an invisible stick of gum as it enters their mouth. Tell me it's not just me that's noticed that?!
I will be studying her carefully next time she's on, I think she is on ITT tonight. 😁
 
Bobby is a model. He was scouted in the street and his first job was walking for Dolce and Gabbana in Milan. Then Eastenders bosses saw his social media and asked him to audition. And then that led to Strictly. He's never really had to work for the opportunities he's had.

Speaking of his pseudo babble, I read this interview before Strictly began and thought he seemed like an old soul, but now it just reads like verbal diarrhoea 😅

https://archive.ph/5Nv5N

I take it he wasn't walking with his hands down his pants?
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Ooft. Getting a Drink The Kool Aid vibe.

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No Bobby there's just bugger all in your head.
 
wait so he’s not bobby, he’s “the awareness of the thoughts of bobby”?!?

as in like, “dancing the waltz, the awareness of the thoughts of bobby and dianne buswell?!”

So that’s 1 minute 30 of standing still on the dance floor looking gormless?
Actually that might be preferable to his waltzing. Is a boob honk one of the components of the traditional waltz?
 
Not being that familiar with Bruno Mars output, I honestly thought it was a cover of the Barry White classic that Nige was dancing to. My teen daughter has now disowned me ( after playing me the Bruno track) 😂
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I’m also a bit peed off that AR is dancing to one of my favourite Madonna tracks though, are they going slow it down to glacial pace? I can’t see how it would work otherwise.
 
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