Gym&Tonic
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Who knew Matt Hancock was a little bugger either?
Most of Whitehall and the press apparently. The press will never expose an affair unless it’s in the public interest though, which his obviously was but they couldn’t actually report on it until they had real evidence so they dropped lots of hints. Lots of random stories about him and his children and his wife just doing everyday stuff and not actually breaking the rules but trying to imply he was, and even a story about him hiring his old Uni friend and how ‘inseparable’ they were. That one was basically saying ‘look they’re shagging’.
Once you know how the press operate you’ll notice they do this kind of thing a lot. Write very seemingly random stories about people and you’ll go WTF is that all about and what are they trying to say. They do it all the time.
Dan shagging his pro would be the ultimate Strictly scandal I’ve got to say. The wholesome god botherer who was so devout he wouldn’t even wear a Halloween costume… I’m hoping I’m wrong of course but nothing would surprise me anymore.
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