Steve’s vlogs #4. Always wishing away the week, Life with Steve looks very bleak 😬

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well i am shocked no big presents this year but very strange that opening presents at Crew was cut out of final edit when there was presents there as was seen in reflection when steve was filming Val looked very miserable in the vlog makes it look like val and bill haven't bothered with xmas for kids bad on steves part to make it seem like that plus he did seem like he didn't want to vlog with saying with been at his mum s he likes to relax and not vlog just pure lazy
 
That Christmas and boxing day vlog, Steve and Rache could have at least been a bit more enthusiastic.
Boxing day seemed very odd then with steve saying we’re not going to val and bill and they aren’t coming here i wonder if they’ve had some falling out? or maybe they are all just miserable as sin and just can’t be bothered.
Steve’s has such a tiring few days eating and doing nothing he needs a good rest from the vlogs
Imagine if he had to go to work as well like most of us do as well as entertain families ect over xmas
ildle sod
 
He s the most lazy person I know plus he only seems to put vlogs up now when Sophie has edited them and then puts them up when can be bothered plus them guinea pigs really need to be outside in the shed not in the kitchen he should have sorted the shed and made a space for them so they not cold and the reason they stink is the fact he has the cages up against the radiator he s too thick to realise and also they should be visited by RSPCA over Milo as that is abuse with how fat that dog is that dog is never walked
 
I just watched a bit of his vlog shopping with the mute Rach (will she ever learn how to speak?) and fag ash Lil (aka Val). Riveting stuff as per usual. Seriously, can he get any more boring? And I so wish he wouldn’t film himself with no top on 🤢. Perhaps in the new year his dogs might get walked?
 
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somehow I’ve watched the channel for years can hardly remember what raches voice sounds like she never really speaks on the vlogs
 
I find it odd how they sit there so quietly watching the kids open their presents. There’s no interaction, asking about their stuff etc. especially Chloe who got lots of toys and is quite excited!
 
I find it odd how they sit there so quietly watching the kids open their presents. There’s no interaction, asking about their stuff etc. especially Chloe who got lots of toys and is quite excited!

I said this as well, Steve bangs on about Xmas, but doesn't make it festive in the slightest. Also find it miserable that the older kids "aren't bothered with advent calendars" and apparently Liam and lacey weren't bothered with having a birthday cake! We make all these occasions as special as we can, with the little treats like that, that's what makes these times fun!
 
I said this as well, Steve bangs on about Xmas, but doesn't make it festive in the slightest. Also find it miserable that the older kids "aren't bothered with advent calendars" and apparently Liam and lacey weren't bothered with having a birthday cake! We make all these occasions as special as we can, with the little treats like that, that's what makes these times fun!
Steve and Rach don’t know the meaning of the word fun! He’s the most miserable, moaning, negative wanker I’ve seen, and she’s dead from the neck up.
 
Steve and Rach don’t know the meaning of the word fun! He’s the most miserable, moaning, negative wanker I’ve seen, and she’s dead from the neck up.

They really are the worst. I stumbled across them years ago and they hardly ever took the kids anywhere then but at least they seemed to have a nice sunday roast dinner and seemed happy and harmless enough. although whenever Steve tried to get Rache on camera she would leg it 😂
I dont think she’s even spoken until fairly recently.
Nowadays though those kids barely leave the house. The crap they are fed is shocking as is Chloe’s attachment to her ipad. she falls asleep in bed with it and is half asleep on the sofa first thing in the morning, then she eats her breakfast with it and travels to school in the car with it.
The fact i know all of this is in itself shocking.
strangers online shouldn’t know this amount of personal detail about your kids!!!
 
So the end of another year of "Life" with Steve. Thriller wasn't it. Not sure I will continue watching in 2024 so here are some predictions as to what might be in store for the more avid viewers of this train wreck.

2024 Predictions.


January-February = Whingefest about his back/knees/throat/ear/medical aliments. Hopes for snow so the kids can have a day off school. Big post Christmas clean

March-April = Telling the kids everyday its nearly end of term. Car MOT. At least a 7-10 day vlogging hiatus because he is in a strop about something

May-June = Telling the kids everyday its nearly Summer holidays. Day out (which is really just a half day) to Skegness.

July-August = Depending on the UK Summer weather it will be sitting on his arse in the garden saying it's hot...or sat on his arse inside saying its hot. Maybe an actual day out to a zoo or funfair depending on whether he is in a strop or not. Something useless but expensive added to the garden like a pergola or something...it lasts a fortnight before being forgotten about/sold on ebay

September-October = Christmas countdown begins his aimless wandering from living room to kitchen goes into overdrive. Telling the kids everyday its nearly end of term. All test positive for Covid/Spanish flu/Alien measles

November-December = End of another year. Beard at full length, hair a mess, another 10lbs weight gained. Pile of B&M tat bought for chloe that is forgotten about by the third week of January. New iPhones for the older kids.


Argument flashpoints for the coming year...

Sophie gets 1st proper boyfriend meaning she won't be interested in editing the vlogs anymore. This puts Steve in a strop for at least a week as he has to do it himself.

Chloe "bullied" at school. Not actual bullying just Steve being in a strop because he has to do something outside his comfort zone related to chloes schooling so decides its easier to take her out of school for a week.

Lacey finally rebels against life in Stalag Luft Vickers. Steve has a stop about it because it impacts his routine.

Liam gets a weekend job. Steve has a strop about it because it impacts his routine.

Rachel caught having an affair with Henry Andrews ;)
 
So the end of another year of "Life" with Steve. Thriller wasn't it. Not sure I will continue watching in 2024 so here are some predictions as to what might be in store for the more avid viewers of this train wreck.

2024 Predictions.


January-February = Whingefest about his back/knees/throat/ear/medical aliments. Hopes for snow so the kids can have a day off school. Big post Christmas clean

March-April = Telling the kids everyday its nearly end of term. Car MOT. At least a 7-10 day vlogging hiatus because he is in a strop about something

May-June = Telling the kids everyday its nearly Summer holidays. Day out (which is really just a half day) to Skegness.

July-August = Depending on the UK Summer weather it will be sitting on his arse in the garden saying it's hot...or sat on his arse inside saying its hot. Maybe an actual day out to a zoo or funfair depending on whether he is in a strop or not. Something useless but expensive added to the garden like a pergola or something...it lasts a fortnight before being forgotten about/sold on ebay

September-October = Christmas countdown begins his aimless wandering from living room to kitchen goes into overdrive. Telling the kids everyday its nearly end of term. All test positive for Covid/Spanish flu/Alien measles

November-December = End of another year. Beard at full length, hair a mess, another 10lbs weight gained. Pile of B&M tat bought for chloe that is forgotten about by the third week of January. New iPhones for the older kids.


Argument flashpoints for the coming year...

Sophie gets 1st proper boyfriend meaning she won't be interested in editing the vlogs anymore. This puts Steve in a strop for at least a week as he has to do it himself.

Chloe "bullied" at school. Not actual bullying just Steve being in a strop because he has to do something outside his comfort zone related to chloes schooling so decides its easier to take her out of school for a week.

Lacey finally rebels against life in Stalag Luft Vickers. Steve has a stop about it because it impacts his routine.

Liam gets a weekend job. Steve has a strop about it because it impacts his routine.

Rachel caught having an affair with Henry Andrews ;)
Brilliant! 😂😂
 
So the end of another year of "Life" with Steve. Thriller wasn't it. Not sure I will continue watching in 2024 so here are some predictions as to what might be in store for the more avid viewers of this train wreck.

2024 Predictions.


January-February = Whingefest about his back/knees/throat/ear/medical aliments. Hopes for snow so the kids can have a day off school. Big post Christmas clean

March-April = Telling the kids everyday its nearly end of term. Car MOT. At least a 7-10 day vlogging hiatus because he is in a strop about something

May-June = Telling the kids everyday its nearly Summer holidays. Day out (which is really just a half day) to Skegness.

July-August = Depending on the UK Summer weather it will be sitting on his arse in the garden saying it's hot...or sat on his arse inside saying its hot. Maybe an actual day out to a zoo or funfair depending on whether he is in a strop or not. Something useless but expensive added to the garden like a pergola or something...it lasts a fortnight before being forgotten about/sold on ebay

September-October = Christmas countdown begins his aimless wandering from living room to kitchen goes into overdrive. Telling the kids everyday its nearly end of term. All test positive for Covid/Spanish flu/Alien measles

November-December = End of another year. Beard at full length, hair a mess, another 10lbs weight gained. Pile of B&M tat bought for chloe that is forgotten about by the third week of January. New iPhones for the older kids.


Argument flashpoints for the coming year...

Sophie gets 1st proper boyfriend meaning she won't be interested in editing the vlogs anymore. This puts Steve in a strop for at least a week as he has to do it himself.

Chloe "bullied" at school. Not actual bullying just Steve being in a strop because he has to do something outside his comfort zone related to chloes schooling so decides its easier to take her out of school for a week.

Lacey finally rebels against life in Stalag Luft Vickers. Steve has a stop about it because it impacts his routine.

Liam gets a weekend job. Steve has a strop about it because it impacts his routine.

Rachel caught having an affair with Henry Andrews ;)
The end 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
So the end of another year of "Life" with Steve. Thriller wasn't it. Not sure I will continue watching in 2024 so here are some predictions as to what might be in store for the more avid viewers of this train wreck.

2024 Predictions.


January-February = Whingefest about his back/knees/throat/ear/medical aliments. Hopes for snow so the kids can have a day off school. Big post Christmas clean

March-April = Telling the kids everyday its nearly end of term. Car MOT. At least a 7-10 day vlogging hiatus because he is in a strop about something

May-June = Telling the kids everyday its nearly Summer holidays. Day out (which is really just a half day) to Skegness.

July-August = Depending on the UK Summer weather it will be sitting on his arse in the garden saying it's hot...or sat on his arse inside saying its hot. Maybe an actual day out to a zoo or funfair depending on whether he is in a strop or not. Something useless but expensive added to the garden like a pergola or something...it lasts a fortnight before being forgotten about/sold on ebay

September-October = Christmas countdown begins his aimless wandering from living room to kitchen goes into overdrive. Telling the kids everyday its nearly end of term. All test positive for Covid/Spanish flu/Alien measles

November-December = End of another year. Beard at full length, hair a mess, another 10lbs weight gained. Pile of B&M tat bought for chloe that is forgotten about by the third week of January. New iPhones for the older kids.


Argument flashpoints for the coming year...

Sophie gets 1st proper boyfriend meaning she won't be interested in editing the vlogs anymore. This puts Steve in a strop for at least a week as he has to do it himself.

Chloe "bullied" at school. Not actual bullying just Steve being in a strop because he has to do something outside his comfort zone related to chloes schooling so decides its easier to take her out of school for a week.

Lacey finally rebels against life in Stalag Luft Vickers. Steve has a stop about it because it impacts his routine.

Liam gets a weekend job. Steve has a strop about it because it impacts his routine.

Rachel caught having an affair with Henry Andrews ;)
Loving the twist at the end 😉😉😂😂
 
Who is this moron Henry Andrews? I can only assume he’s a sad old git, or sad old young git who stays at home patiently waiting for another upload from Steve. Either way he sounds seriously unhinged. The grovelling, sickening comments to a useless layabout are positively stomach churning! I think if he lived near Steve he’d be bloody stalking him.
 
Don’t know if it’s just me but it looks like Steve has yellow colouring round his eyes in his videos a bit like Becki Jones on tiktok
 
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