So the end of another year of "Life" with Steve. Thriller wasn't it. Not sure I will continue watching in 2024 so here are some predictions as to what might be in store for the more avid viewers of this train wreck.
2024 Predictions.
January-February = Whingefest about his back/knees/throat/ear/medical aliments. Hopes for snow so the kids can have a day off school. Big post Christmas clean
March-April = Telling the kids everyday its nearly end of term. Car MOT. At least a 7-10 day vlogging hiatus because he is in a strop about something
May-June = Telling the kids everyday its nearly Summer holidays. Day out (which is really just a half day) to Skegness.
July-August = Depending on the UK Summer weather it will be sitting on his arse in the garden saying it's hot...or sat on his arse inside saying its hot. Maybe an actual day out to a zoo or funfair depending on whether he is in a strop or not. Something useless but expensive added to the garden like a pergola or something...it lasts a fortnight before being forgotten about/sold on ebay
September-October = Christmas countdown begins his aimless wandering from living room to kitchen goes into overdrive. Telling the kids everyday its nearly end of term. All test positive for Covid/Spanish flu/Alien measles
November-December = End of another year. Beard at full length, hair a mess, another 10lbs weight gained. Pile of B&M tat bought for chloe that is forgotten about by the third week of January. New iPhones for the older kids.
Argument flashpoints for the coming year...
Sophie gets 1st proper boyfriend meaning she won't be interested in editing the vlogs anymore. This puts Steve in a strop for at least a week as he has to do it himself.
Chloe "bullied" at school. Not actual bullying just Steve being in a strop because he has to do something outside his comfort zone related to chloes schooling so decides its easier to take her out of school for a week.
Lacey finally rebels against life in Stalag Luft Vickers. Steve has a stop about it because it impacts his routine.
Liam gets a weekend job. Steve has a strop about it because it impacts his routine.
Rachel caught having an affair with Henry Andrews