How could I forget revenge porn would likely inprison me,Filmed us shagging in the garden (It wasn't me)
She saw the vid - was rightly fuming (It wasn't me)
Told me to delete it (It wasn't me)
She caught me selling it on socials (It wasn't me)
She reported me to the po-po (It wasn't me)
Got convicted by the jury (It wasn't me)
Gonna drop the soap in n wing (Ooh it is me)
All this time I was standing there with a big fat dildo up me