Stacey Solomon #84 Filtered kids in Primark tat, Joe's got naff hair under his hat

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Mum.of 3 kids here 🙋‍♀️ if I were trying to feed 2 young kids and soothe a baby and my husband was sat in a chair opposite me....you can bet I'd have kicked him in his useless tits and asked him to help me. So don't tell me she didn't even glance at him to realise he was filming when we all know real life sitch went like this "I am dying to go for a poo because I can't go at work, will you at least take one of these little fuckers and get them changed and fed rather than sitting on your bleeping arse playing on your phone"
 
How utterly wonderful that Joe managed to secretly catch Stacey performing an Inspector Gadget special with the three Swollomon offspring (aka the only children that matter 😠) at breakfast this morning. 🙄

Oh yes, I’m sure it’s nothing more than pure luck and total coincidence that the children are strategically placed around her as she managed to slip in a little Supermum routine before heading off back to ‘work’ today after being on maternity (she makes it sound like an island day trip; ‘ooooh yes we had a lovely time away and even took the ferry over to Maternity for the day, what a treat!’) although tbh I’m thinking her idea of ‘work’ and ours may differ somewhat.

You can’t help but find it slightly ironic that whilst she’s positing herself as Mother of Year in the kitchen, in a building across the considerable garden from herself are her other two children who presumably since they’re less keen on her selling them out and posting every mortal thing they do on to her socials, have become somewhat forgotten. That’s unless someone mentions them on here of course, then they magically reappear. 😖

Pah, if anyone was in any doubt as to whether she’s as ditzy and stupid as she likes to make out; pfffft there’s your answer. Her and Joe must be rubbing their filthy mitts together with glee as the likes, shares and comments descend and money starts rolling in, they’ll be laughing all the way to the bank (well her bank, I doubt Joe’s trusted given his track record! 🤭😆)
 
Lovethewayyoulie said:
Watching the end of I'm a celebrity, & all the voted out campmates watching myleene & Jordan do the last trial, then I clock only Joe sat with a sun parasol. He must be panicking that his synthetic toupee is about to set on fire of the sun haha 😂
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To be fair to him it looked like he was holding it for Sean.
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Lovethewayyoulie said:
Watching the end of I'm a celebrity, & all the voted out campmates watching myleene & Jordan do the last trial, then I clock only Joe sat with a sun parasol. He must be panicking that his synthetic toupee is about to set on fire of the sun haha 😂
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To be fair to him it looked like he was holding it for Sean.
 
FoxyBingo said:
Stacey would eat herself if she could. (Her teeth are big enough). What a bleeping narc she is. That "didn't know he was recording" video is vomit inducing.
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And a MASSIVE lie 🤣
‘I will make u look like a tit husband by sitting there watching me do everything but if u can just record then text say I’m amazing that will be great for my boring reel’
 
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