I have to say I quite believed her latest statement when she was yattering on answering the question she was supposedly asked about her Airwick range:
‘People always walk into the kitchen and go ‘oh my gosh, what is that smell?!’
I’m sure they do Stacey, I’m sure they do. Although let’s be fair now, it’s less ‘oh my gosh, what is that smell’ and more:
‘MY DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?! SOMEONE OPEN A WINDOW, I CAN’T BREATHE, IT’S bleeping TOXIC IN HERE…’
… and it’s not her Airwick range they’re talking about either. Heck we all know what a soap dodger she is and Joe always looks in need of a good scrub as well, grubby mingers the pair of ‘em! Let’s face it, that house must fricking stink, no air freshener in the world’s gonna make it smell clean!
‘People always walk into the kitchen and go ‘oh my gosh, what is that smell?!’
I’m sure they do Stacey, I’m sure they do. Although let’s be fair now, it’s less ‘oh my gosh, what is that smell’ and more:
‘MY DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?! SOMEONE OPEN A WINDOW, I CAN’T BREATHE, IT’S bleeping TOXIC IN HERE…’
… and it’s not her Airwick range they’re talking about either. Heck we all know what a soap dodger she is and Joe always looks in need of a good scrub as well, grubby mingers the pair of ‘em! Let’s face it, that house must fricking stink, no air freshener in the world’s gonna make it smell clean!