Stacey Solomon #70 The sheep think I'm just off for a wash but I'm already Mrs Stinky Solomon Swash

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OK so on the council website, their local register office is only open on a Thurs, Fri or Sat for weddings.

Do we guess she's having the civil service tomorrow? Or is this just for the huns to think she is....
You usually do it before the blessing so you are blessing your legal marriage but it’s Stace so who knows?

All I can focus on is Roess’ dirty tights, it wouldn’t be too bad if she was walking outside, but that dirt is from the floors in their house 😭
She can’t even walk. Is that from just standing up…. Nice.
 
Is it just me who cant be fucked if they got married yet? She lied about her move to pickle cottage ...decided to move then next night moved ...then the puppy gate saga ..then pregnancy gate ...where we all knew she was pregnant and even the sex before she announced it ...this horse toothed bleep is a compulsive liar and even when she does announce it ...it will be lies so aye and so forth
 
I know it sounds awful but I’m getting savage amusement how much not posting on Instagram must be irking her! 😳😆

I mean sure when they had the blessing and the do afterwards they’ll have been busy but unless they’ve gone ‘away away’ (you know what I mean!) on honeymoon, it’ll now be back to normality and yet she still can’t spill the beans or try and make it up to the sheep for not letting them know what was happening and that’s gotta be driving her mad! 🤦‍♀️

I have to say having seen how pure crazy but utterly devoted the sheep are you have to wonder if there’s not a touch of the sadistic in her lack of posting. Yes, I know she can’t mention the ‘w word’ but undoubtedly she will be being inundated with ‘are you ok?’ and ‘please tell us what’s happening‘ messages as I genuinely do believe deluded in the extreme as they are they both care about her deeply and, arguably more worryingly, consider her to be their actual friend! 😳😖

So anyway let’s all spare a thought for poor Stacey, pacing the floor and picking up her phone to just have to put it down again knowing she can’t drop herself in it! My heart bleeds for her… 😉🤭😆
 
O heck would you look at that, Prince Charles trying to gate crash pickle not pickle cottages wedding not a wedding of the century!!! 😄😄
 

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Just seen Rochelle and Marvin Humes have celebrated their 10th wedding anniversary today and have renewed their wedding vows. They’ve already shared a post from Hello with a photo. Obv their renewal probably wasn’t today, but surely you’d try and get the closest date as possible, so they probably did it at the weekend too. Stacey is a dick for trying to drag this out for so long.
 
Charles isn't there for the wedding.He is there because Stacy "works" with him now.They are collabing on an Autumn Winter polyester fashion range.Also the sister is popping around later as HRH is having a terrible time mixing up his crowns so she is banging out a few labels.Camilla has asked him to have a cheeky snoop in the lav for any spare Stace AirFreshners as they are sold out in the palace gift shop.
 
Nadia Sawalha isn’t very big on personal maintenance but has recently had injectables in her face and last week her eyelashes done and a new hairstyle…she’s gone quiet on her socials since the weekend but over on the Nadia tattle thread it’s been discovered after some super sleuthing that she’s gone to Crete. She did say a few weeks ago she wasn’t attending Stacey’s wedding but Nadia is a compulsive / habitual liar so she could indeed be there for a wedding.
 
Nadia Sawalha isn’t very big on personal maintenance but has recently had injectables in her face and last week her eyelashes done and a new hairstyle…she’s gone quiet on her socials since the weekend but over on the Nadia tattle thread it’s been discovered after some super sleuthing that she’s gone to Crete. She did say a few weeks ago she wasn’t attending Stacey’s wedding but Nadia is a compulsive / habitual liar so she could indeed be there for a wedding.
Can’t bear Nadiya find her so dishonest and over the top.
loose women an awful bunch of fake hypocrites Stacey fits in with them very well.
 
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