I hear the BBC have commissioned a new TV show called
CRAP DIY - IN A PICKLE (Cottage).
Each week 2 best buddies are given the same budget ((£10,000) and a task to complete.
One however has a penalty added (something like a baby hanging off a tit, a 2 year old feral kid helping or a partner that’s as much use as a chocolate teapot but very tanned).
Also one gets to use all the latest equipment in a purpose built workshop and the other gets to do most of their DIY sitting on a fluffy rug upstairs in the bedroom and only the use of a glue gun and a can of spray paint.
One is allowed to prep and plan their project and the other has to steam straight in and start - cobwebs and dirt in situ.
Here is this weeks first project:-
Renovate an old Door.
Who’s the winner do you think?
Don’t forget to tune in folks -it’s bound to get nasty with both Contestants fighting for the Crown of Queen of DIY and the Ultimate prize of the biggest Insta Following.