Well the last few days have been most entertaining if nothing else I have to say! I tell you what, Hinch buying a farm may have been the best thing that have happened to us Tattlers on the Swollomon front, it doesn’t half seem to have got our Stace riled! 
There have been some utter corkers, all of which just prove what we already know, namely Stacey is a lazy (change your child into something appropriate to sleep in women, it’s not hard), grubby (from Joe drying his piss riddled pants in front of the fire to her walking around with gummy bears stuck to her arse of her trousers), lying (there’s too many examples here to even start!
), not overly bright (fancy planting the Christmas tree you literally watched your other half saw down so you can use it again next year people? Go right ahead, Stacey says it’s fine!! 
) utter grot bag with scant regard for the health and safety of her children (apparently log burners and straight out of the oven volcanically hot pasta bakes are completely child friendly! 100% safe, for sure!)
So with all that just to start I feel we should settle down, pass the popcorn round and get ready for what the future holds! This keeping up with the Hinches is just going to run and run I’m sure and we also have the reveals of the kitchen (ta Wren, I’m sure Stace loved ‘working’ with you!) and now Joe’s man cave, although bless him, I hope he’s not getting his hopes up too high as apparently Stacey plans to ‘make’ or upcycle some things for him, lucky, lucky man he is!
It’s a good job Stacey’s such a talented craftswoman really, oh no, I’ve got confused again haven’t I?! I remember now, she isn’t is she?
Oh dear, what would only make that worse is if Hinch had a family member who was a really talented craftsman and was making loads of new things for the farm (eee-aye-eee-aye-oh)… oh wait… 
Hey ho, let the fun and games begin, never a dull (or clean) moment in the Swollomon household for long!
There have been some utter corkers, all of which just prove what we already know, namely Stacey is a lazy (change your child into something appropriate to sleep in women, it’s not hard), grubby (from Joe drying his piss riddled pants in front of the fire to her walking around with gummy bears stuck to her arse of her trousers), lying (there’s too many examples here to even start!
), not overly bright (fancy planting the Christmas tree you literally watched your other half saw down so you can use it again next year people? Go right ahead, Stacey says it’s fine!! ) utter grot bag with scant regard for the health and safety of her children (apparently log burners and straight out of the oven volcanically hot pasta bakes are completely child friendly! 100% safe, for sure!)So with all that just to start I feel we should settle down, pass the popcorn round and get ready for what the future holds! This keeping up with the Hinches is just going to run and run I’m sure and we also have the reveals of the kitchen (ta Wren, I’m sure Stace loved ‘working’ with you!) and now Joe’s man cave, although bless him, I hope he’s not getting his hopes up too high as apparently Stacey plans to ‘make’ or upcycle some things for him, lucky, lucky man he is!
It’s a good job Stacey’s such a talented craftswoman really, oh no, I’ve got confused again haven’t I?! I remember now, she isn’t is she?
Oh dear, what would only make that worse is if Hinch had a family member who was a really talented craftsman and was making loads of new things for the farm (eee-aye-eee-aye-oh)… oh wait… Hey ho, let the fun and games begin, never a dull (or clean) moment in the Swollomon household for long!
This made me laugh so much this morning, talk about lift my spirits 
