Stacey Solomon #50 The kids don't match, lied about the pumpkin patch

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Pigglet9876 said:
Gosh this nails pictures and timeline is getting confusing, do you think she uses stick ons at the minute it's the only explanation unless she lied about when she was born but that would just cause confusion to Rose later in life!
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Can’t leave the bedroom and bathe, but will change her nails, whether acrylic or stick on? I dunno. I don’t buy it.
There’s definitely a reason why Swash hasn’t put a birth announcement on his Instagram
 
I reckon the timeline is:

Wednesday 29th September - Rose born, L&Z see her after school hence they're in school uniform
Friday 1st October - annual bath and hair wash (including blow dry)
Saturday 2nd October - Pumpkin trip followed by photos in the garden with L&Z which were then used as pre-records this weekend
Monday 4th Oct - Pretend birth date of Rose, Skeletor and children visit after school before Skeletors daughter goes to her ice skating lesson hence she's in her ice skating outfit
 
Anotherdayanotherwalk said:
I reckon the timeline is:

Wednesday 29th September - Rose born, L&Z see her after school hence they're in school uniform
Friday 1st October - annual bath and hair wash (including blow dry)
Saturday 2nd October - Pumpkin trip followed by photos in the garden with L&Z which were then used as pre-records this weekend
Monday 4th Oct - Pretend birth date of Rose, Skeletor and children visit after school before Skeletors daughter goes to her ice skating lesson hence she's in her ice skating outfit
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Annual bath and hair wash 😂😂
 
Babybail93 said:
It’s beyond me why people pay him to do voice overs. His voice is horrible!!
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I don’t get it myself, personally merely the hint of his mockney squawkings is enough to dissuade me from purchasing anything he’s advertising for life. 😆 Whilst I’ll happily admit there’s many things in this world that although I don’t understand, I can concede there’s a very good reason for, using Joe and his irritating witterings to try and convince people to part with their hard-earned cash is most definitely not one of those! 🤦‍♀️

I suppose it’s quite impressive when you think about it; he manages to be a combination of both rasping and shrill at the same time which is bad enough in itself but when you add that to his diamond geezer, cor blimey guv’nor, cockney sparra routine, it all becomes just too much. 😱😳 It also doesn’t help that he doesn’t sound the brightest, well, in fact most of the time he comes across as half witted, and so when you add everything together I can’t think many people on hearing his dulcet tones then rush out to throw money at whatever he’s flogging! 🤷‍♀️🤔😆

It works well for them I guess; both he and Stacey I can’t imagine have any real skills or aptitude and yet they’ve got millions in the bank and barely pay for anything themselves so maybe we’re the ones who’ve got it wrong! Mind, you have to wonder how they’re ever going to instil any kind of work ethic into their children and convince them to work hard at school etc when they’re proving you can make a fortune with no qualifications or training. Clearly all you need to do is get yourself ‘famous’, or in the realms of zelebrity at least, and then you’re set for life, no real work needed whatsoever! 😂😂😂
 
MyrtleRV said:
I don’t get it myself, personally merely the hint of his mockney squawkings is enough to dissuade me from purchasing anything he’s advertising for life. 😆 Whilst I’ll happily admit there’s many things in this world that although I don’t understand, I can concede there’s a very good reason for, using Joe and his irritating witterings to try and convince people to part with their hard-earned cash is most definitely not one of those! 🤦‍♀️

I suppose it’s quite impressive when you think about it; he manages to be a combination of both rasping and shrill at the same time which is bad enough in itself but when you add that to his diamond geezer, cor blimey guv’nor, cockney sparra routine, it all becomes just too much. 😱😳 It also doesn’t help that he doesn’t sound the brightest, well, in fact most of the time he comes across as half witted, and so when you add everything together I can’t think many people on hearing his dulcet tones then rush out to throw money at whatever he’s flogging! 🤷‍♀️🤔😆

It works well for them I guess; both he and Stacey I can’t imagine have any real skills or aptitude and yet they’ve got millions in the bank and barely pay for anything themselves so maybe we’re the ones who’ve got it wrong! Mind, you have to wonder how they’re ever going to instil any kind of work ethic into their children and convince them to work hard at school etc when they’re proving you can make a fortune with no qualifications or training. Clearly all you need to do is get yourself ‘famous’, or in the realms of zelebrity at least, and then you’re set for life, no real work needed whatsoever! 😂😂😂
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It’s sad isn’t it, I imagine most of us on here have worked hard all our lives and will never have what these lazy useless bastards have.
I can barely afford food sometimes, then you’ve got the orange family buying a million pumpkins just to take a bleeping picture.
I actually hate them.
 
Fettuccine said:
I don't even think that are that big it's the way she smiles, she uses her full mouth and she's got a fair bit of gum showing too
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Nah- they are bleeping massive 🤣 she’s probably had to adapt how she smiles to allow for them. That article was bullshit though- there’s a photo in it pre procedures and her smile looks fine. Not sure where the ‘brown pegs’ she mentioned are (not like her to lie to fit her own narrative is it?) Insecurity sadly led her down that road. I don’t know why these dental people can’t make teeth that look like human teeth 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
giftmesh*t said:
It’s sad isn’t it, I imagine most of us on here have worked hard all our lives and will never have what these lazy useless bastards have.
I can barely afford food sometimes, then you’ve got the orange family buying a million pumpkins just to take a bleeping picture.
I actually hate them.
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One hundred per cent this we are lucky each month in we can meet all our basic needs and those of the kids but I’ve just had 12 days off with covid for which I will only get 96.25 a week ssp and I am terrified as to how I’m going to pay our bills this month sleepless nights terrified and this sounds like I’m a sulking child but it’s just not fair
 
MyrtleRV said:
Even though old daddy Solomon (AKA dodgy Dave) had his hands full yesterday with a selection of the grandkids, it’s nice to see he still had the time to fit in a picture with his (very much to her irritation) not so famous daughter, Jem Jem. 💀

If you think she looks tad fresher than usual it’s as yesterday was the day for her annual shower and hair wash, always a big event in the Solomon household. I expect we’ll have a similar photo with Stacey to commemorate her yearly wash, mind, she has not long had a baby so that might be a while off yet!! 😳🤢😱

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I know it’s mean to comment on personal appearance but the eye sockets there are what makes it her twin. They do make up these days for dark eye circles, maybe she should get some and then she can put it in a clear jar and write ‘make up’ on the side in case she forgets. Transitions lenses on ole Dave there- they are nobodies friend are they?

I can’t be arsed about which day they got their bleeping pumpkins anymore (which is their aim I know), all I can see in that photo of her is a dry looking field though which doesn’t look very water logged to me 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
I truly don’t give a monkeys when her latest arrived. But the fact that babies have a higher earning potential makes me think they will try and get one more in.
Z&L are clearly not as cooperative as they were, and the feral one is losing his appeal to both his parents and the huns.
Baby pink is bankrolling the whole family, Label lady and grandpa porno photographer are riding those coat tails like barnacles on a whale.
Imagine using the families cash cow to advertise your businesses, increase engagement for your own businesses. All for profit and greed.
 
Rubyronron said:
I truly don’t give a monkeys when her latest arrived. But the fact that babies have a higher earning potential makes me think they will try and get one more in.
Z&L are clearly not as cooperative as they were, and the feral one is losing his appeal to both his parents and the huns.
Baby pink is bankrolling the whole family, Label lady and grandpa porno photographer are riding those coat tails like barnacles on a whale.
Imagine using the families cash cow to advertise your businesses, increase engagement for your own businesses. All for profit and greed.
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I don’t think I could take another one 😭
But you might be right, she’s still quite young isn’t she. Could you imagine??!! 😭😭😭🤮
 
Leascarle said:
One hundred per cent this we are lucky each month in we can meet all our basic needs and those of the kids but I’ve just had 12 days off with covid for which I will only get 96.25 a week ssp and I am terrified as to how I’m going to pay our bills this month sleepless nights terrified and this sounds like I’m a sulking child but it’s just not fair
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It absolutely isn't fair and you don't sound like that at all. Hope you are feeling better x
 
Further hooohaaaar about this pumpkin patch. So they closed the whole thing down and refunded all bookings for the 3rd Oct saying bad weather - and low and behold what day does pickle powerfuff gang go...... (not my message in the image so also not my spelling, saw the screenshot in foxes tagged pics)
 

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giftmesh*t said:
I don’t think I could take another one 😭
But you might be right, she’s still quite young isn’t she. Could you imagine??!! 😭😭😭🤮
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It will be “ The pink one is just so beautiful, we really really want to make another £million so we are going to try and try to see if we can get rich lucky.
Cue Hoejoe cleanin’windows and Stacey giggling for the next 6 months.
I mean.Something somebody, had gotta pay for the New kitchen/pool/underfloor heating/annex extension for the feral one, haven’t they?
As Stacey doesn’t look like getting her arse off the bed for a while, those kids have got to earn their keep 🙄
 
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