Stacey Solomon #50 The kids don't match, lied about the pumpkin patch

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Thinking about it, how many people does Rex interact with other than his weirdo family? The pandemic will have also affected his development I think (not their fault I know) I know he is going to nursery a bit now but generally he has led a very sheltered life up to now! He doesn’t seem to have any little friends either that most babies would have from nursery/ baby and toddler groups etc. I think when (if) he goes to primary school he will be in for a rude awakening! Up to now I think he thinks he is the only toddler in the world!
Do we think she will home school him like she did with the forgotten boys?
 
DustyRose said:
Thinking about it, how many people does Rex interact with other than his weirdo family? The pandemic will have also affected his development I think (not their fault I know) I know he is going to nursery a bit now but generally he has led a very sheltered life up to now! He doesn’t seem to have any little friends either that most babies would have from nursery/ baby and toddler groups etc. I think when (if) he goes to primary school he will be in for a rude awakening! Up to now I think he thinks he is the only toddler in the world!
Do we think she will home school him like she did with the forgotten boys?
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Not a chance will she home school mad mick now, he will be shipped out to school full time the second hes able to go, she will be far to busy in bed with a year old roess still on the breast 24hrs a day !!!
 
Stacey is 100% putting on a show. She's creating this visage that she's this milk machine that has barely left the bed room in 4 weeks because she's trying to be more relatable and act like it's okay to just be in this baby bubble. But in reality she's just giving off this scrubby witch vibe that ignores her other children and doesn't bathe!!
 
JustSteph said:
Stacey is 100% putting on a show. She's creating this visage that she's this milk machine that has barely left the bed room in 4 weeks because she's trying to be more relatable and act like it's okay to just be in this baby bubble. But in reality she's just giving off this scrubby witch vibe that ignores her other children and doesn't bathe!!
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She feeds 24hrs a day yet she's still only a 6lb a baby 😂🤣 she needs those 6lb baby clothes people! Get gifting
 
So there’s SS, mum of four, who has laid in bed for four weeks because bReAsTfEeDiNg and on the flip side there’s Rosie Henshaw, whose son is two weeks younger than ROESS but whose partner has returned to work so she has gone back to doing the school run this week and has given a very honest account of how she’s in pain with mastitis.

one of these is relatable and ‘normal’ and the other is SS.
 
Noseyducker_ said:
Sorry if this has already been discussed but it’s been a very long time since I logged onto this site & I just watched the dosey mare latest story about her hibernating in her bedroom and it’s just dawned on me.. she’s been living in that pit because her downstairs has been completely turned upside down as she’s having her whole entire kitchen and hallway redone!!!!
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Absolutely, that's why she has everything she needs in the bedroom. I clocked this as soon as the coffee machine went in
 
DustyRose said:
Thinking about it, how many people does Rex interact with other than his weirdo family? The pandemic will have also affected his development I think (not their fault I know) I know he is going to nursery a bit now but generally he has led a very sheltered life up to now! He doesn’t seem to have any little friends either that most babies would have from nursery/ baby and toddler groups etc. I think when (if) he goes to primary school he will be in for a rude awakening! Up to now I think he thinks he is the only toddler in the world!
Do we think she will home school him like she did with the forgotten boys?
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I can’t believe she’ll home school Rex; I mean it would involve giving up precious Rose and Stacey time and she won’t want to be doing any of that! In fact I can imagine her advocating he’s some kind of genius and sod nursery a couple of times a week, he should be ‘bumped up’ a few years and be at school full time from the beginning of the year!

SS: ‘Oh yes headmaster, he’s read all the Harry Potter books by himself now and he wrote this short article on erm, well appearing on Loose Women, he clearly was pretending to be me, what is he like?!’ 😬
Headmaster: ‘This looks suspiciously like your handwriting Ms Solomon, are you sure it’s his, and it says here he’s only two?’
SS: ‘Oh yes, it’s his, isn’t it Rex?’
Rex: ‘Bay-Be, Mum-Me, dinosaur ROAR!’
SS: ‘Oh and look, he’s even got an adult sense of humour with sarcasm’
Headmaster: 🤔

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MyrtleRV said:
I can’t believe she’ll home school Rex; I mean it would involve giving up precious Rose and Stacey time and she won’t want to be doing any of that! In fact I can imagine her advocating he’s some kind of genius and sod nursery a couple of times a week, he should be ‘bumped up’ a few years and be at school full time from the beginning of the year!

SS: ‘Oh yes headmaster, he’s read all the Harry Potter books by himself now and he wrote this short article on erm, well appearing on Loose Women, he clearly was pretending to be me, what is he like?!’ 😬
Headmaster: ‘This looks suspiciously like your handwriting Ms Solomon, are you sure it’s his, and it says here he’s only two?’
SS: ‘Oh yes, it’s his, isn’t it Rex?’
Rex: ‘Bay-Be, Mum-Me, dinosaur ROAR!’
SS: ‘Oh and look, he’s even got an adult sense of humour with sarcasm’
Headmaster: 🤔

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😂😂😂

I think the issue with a lot of these celeb kids is that they don’t see any real work ethic to imitate. Obviously you can be a hard worker without doing long office hours etc but imagine growing up seeing your parents do an odd days job here and there and het paid for literally just posting photos of their kids online. Of course they aren’t going to understand the value of money and hard work.
But of course, Rex will be a genius like you say and will probably complete primary school in 2 years 😂
 
MumSays said:
Based on her stories, any women that haven't experienced BF will think that it isn't possible to carry on with their lifes and have to spend weeks in bed doing nothing else but feeding!
She's doing a good job of single handedly setting breast feeding back 50 years the way she is portraying it.
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MyrtleRV said:
Since Stacey’s new show is coming out I thought that I could probably do with a little bit of help so have decided to write to her and hopefully get myself on the next series! Here goes: 🤞

Stacey Solomon
Sort Your Life Out
C/O BBC

Dear Stacey,

I understand you have a new TV show being aired and as soon as I heard about it I thought ‘I bet Stacey would be able to help me!’. I was wondering therefore, if I briefly outlined my situation you’d be able to give me your advice and possibly help me ‘sort my life out’.🤔

First, and most importantly I must stress, I need to tell you that my primary role and reason for being on this earth is that I am a mother. I’m actually breastfeeding as I type this as I have a wonderful new daughter who is a month, four weeks, still a baby and she truly is the centre of my universe! I cannot tell you how fantastic it is to have played a part in the creation of such a wondrous little being and every day I thank my lucky stars and am amazed that I have been so fortunate to have such a beautiful little human in my life. I truly love her to the moon and back and could not imagine my world without her, so perfect she is, but as you can imagine she does take up quite a bit of my time! Oh and I do also have three other boys but pffft, they practically raise themselves now. 🤷‍♀️

Anyway, I suppose what I need help with does go hand in hand with my daughter, sorry family, and I would love your advice on how to move forward in a positive manner. The problem y’see is that even though I bought my dream house with my partner recently, I’ve actually decided I really much would prefer just living in a bedsit, just me and my precious daughter obvs, and so I’ve done my best to turn my bedroom in this new house into a self contained unit. I have to confess, so far it’s come on a treat and is looking lovely so can’t think I need much help there, but if you’d be able to arrange sorting the rest of the house for my partner and the others then you’d be doing me a huge favour and it would mean I wouldn’t have to bother! I really have to stress that whilst I’m spending pretty much 95% of my time with my darling little daughter shut away in the bedsit, this I am perfectly happy with and you can leave well alone! What I would like you to sort is the rest of the stuff that goes on around here and intrudes on my bedsit/baby time as, tbh, that’s the part of my life I could do right without! 😑

Another issue I should probably talk to you about is my partner and the other tenants of the house I own, sorry, I mean my children. Although my partner is nice enough, it’s fair to say he’s not overly bright and I’m left to make most of the important decisions, which, when you are as little bothered about things other than my daughter as I am, is really quite a pain. Another bone of contention besides this lack of assertiveness is my partner’s obsession with both fake tan and hat-wearing; two traits that I found endearing at first I must admit, but now do grate on me a lot and my sheets are ruined, all being streaked with orange or rather, bronzed terracotta! As for the hats, as my days of leaving the bedsit are well and truly over I’m now not so bothered but until that time, trying to get into anywhere decent was a nightmare! 🤦‍♀️🤠

As frustrating as the hat wearing and orangeness is, sadly they’re not the only issues that are attached to my partner. He only had gone and had sex with another woman (admittedly 14 years ago and nothing to do with me) and the upshot of this is that he has a son who does insist on spending time with his father and even trying to join in. 🤨 When I first met him my partner didn’t have a lot to do with this other child, which suited me down to the ground, but now my partner wants to spend time with him and include him in our lives which really isn’t on. If you could sort him being I dunno, deported to a distant land or something similar, I really would appreciate it and you’d be doing me a huge favour. 👍

The last thing I need your help with I think won’t be a problem, I mean there are always people around who love children and so I can’t think it would be that hard but it would make such a difference to me and mean I could focus on what truly is important to me, my daughter. ❤ To be honest if you sort this the problems I’ve mentioned to you previously in this letter would probably disappear as well, so really the satisfactory resolution of what I’m about to tell you could be the key to it all and mean I would have a much happier life! And who doesn’t want a happy life eh?! 😬

The situation I speak of is what I’ve alluded to earlier; these other 3 children which insist on hanging around and making the place look untidy. Two of them admittedly I’ve managed to at least move out the house but the small one is always there, getting under my feet and in the way and tbh, it’s getting rather tiresome. So Stacey, with your connections and the vast resources of the BBC maybe you could get them adopted out, or perhaps they could be put into some kind of servitude, I really don’t mind as long as I don’t have to consider them. I know it sounds harsh but I do have a little girl that needs her mother 100% and those others are just a distraction and really, I’m a bit fed up with having them about. It’s costing me a fortune in Pot Noodles and whilst I’m getting clothes for nowt at the moment, (I did a little side job with a bargain chain store so as long as they’re all happy to wear the same twee, matching outfits I’m quids in!) if it’s not one thing it’s another with them, and I really don’t have the time! As I say, just being able to focus on my daughter would be a more positive outcome for all included, so the sooner you can sort that, the better. 👏

I look forward to you helping Stacey and can’t wait to hear back from you, I’m sure you’ll understand what a pickle I’m in!

Many thanks in advance…

So, there we go, I’ll get this sent and then just wait for my life to be sorted! I can’t bloomin’ wait!! 👍
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You forgot to mention in your letter that she is the first girl to be born on the planet!!!! 🤣
 
I think the Yoko Ono "staying in bed for a month" is because she's obsessed with people thinking she's a good mum. That's what she's based her whole personality on. Because she did it with Mick the Sick, she has to with Rosie Rickets... all the "I can't stop staring at the baby, I can't put the baby down, I need to carry the baby everywhere so people think I love my child more than anyone loved a child ever'. But she just can't pull it off. It just adds to how insane she already looked. And if she does spend time with the older ones, she will be scared people will think she's forgotten about the new one. Of course it doesn't work like that. We don't have a finite store of love for our children and once it's used up for the day, that's it.

I wonder if her Community Midwives follow her on insta and are telling her she needs to pack all this nonsense in and get out more. The friggin Fritzl kids probably had more enriching childhoods than her kids. Just telling the world she loves them isn't enough, she never actually does anything to enhance their lives other than decorations. What's the old saying - you can put glitter on tit but it's still tit.

(Is that a saying? Maybe I just made it up. It works anyway 😂)
 
ScaryMary85 said:
I think the Yoko Ono "staying in bed for a month" is because she's obsessed with people thinking she's a good mum. That's what she's based her whole personality on. Because she did it with Mick the Sick, she has to with Rosie Rickets... all the "I can't stop staring at the baby, I can't put the baby down, I need to carry the baby everywhere so people think I love my child more than anyone loved a child ever'. But she just can't pull it off. It just adds to how insane she already looked. And if she does spend time with the older ones, she will be scared people will think she's forgotten about the new one. Of course it doesn't work like that. We don't have a finite store of love for our children and once it's used up for the day, that's it.

I wonder if her Community Midwives follow her on insta and are telling her she needs to pack all this nonsense in and get out more. The friggin Fritzl kids probably had more enriching childhoods than her kids. Just telling the world she loves them isn't enough, she never actually does anything to enhance their lives other than decorations. What's the old saying - you can put glitter on tit but it's still tit.

(Is that a saying? Maybe I just made it up. It works anyway 😂)
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'You can't polish a turd' is the one you're looking for 😂
 
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