Stacey Solomon #44 Stop shutting your eyes to show you’re happy,sort out micks saggy nappy

[Lolah23]

For the life of me I will never understand this bizarre transformation. The only solace I can take from these two halfwits being everywhere right now is that the only way is ⤵ for their “careers”.

Can i just say that I'm new to tattle and absolutely loving this thread. I've been wanting to say how much these pair of half wits irritate me. Imagine having to have these thicko's as parents, their voices and their irritating bleeping grins.....vom

 

[Milfordcubicle]

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phone in the drawer so Stacey can poo, the new pink pickle from her tuna canoe

 

[Lolah23]

Few ideas for your hospital bag Stace
Gas mask for midwife
1 nappy for the pink photo prop
Wet wipes so you can both have a wash
Fejka because the room will be empty & sterile and you’ll be allergic to that.
Spare are hat for the cheeky chappy daddy in case he has a look when the baby’s coming and he’s cap gets lost up the tunnel.
Pyjamas to come home in, duck showering and getting dressed, Insta needs to see the gore.
Phone
Phone
Phone

Don't forget the adult nappy for gormless joe

 

[Joon]

Can i just say that I'm new to tattle and absolutely loving this thread. I've been wanting to say how much these pair of half wits irritate me. Imagine having to have these thicko's as parents, their voices and their irritating bleeping grins.....vom

Say what you want hun..I do

 

[Lolah23]

Are we to believe that an almost 40 year old man doesn’t know what sanitary towels are?

No, Joe only wears tampons

 

[Summernights]

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phone in the drawer so Stacey can poo, the new pink pickle from her tuna canoe

Tuna canoe still gets me, I don’t know which of you it was but you did good

 

[Milfordcubicle]

Tuna canoe still gets me, I don’t know which of you it was but you did good

‘twas me on the daddy photo posts but not sure if it’s been used before. My son has picked it up as a phrase and keeps repeating it and cracking up. Luckily he’s 16 not 6

 

[Quite Contrary]

ICKLE ........PICKLE

Given Stace’s inability to spell most days, I’m going for Iggle Piggle

 

[Keep Smiling]

No fn way! And Stacey is only "Jewish" when it suits her politically correct agenda. Zach should have a Barmitzvah at 13. I believe he is 13 this year, complete with a huge celebration party but no sign of it at all......

Stacey went to a Jewish school but her mum isn’t Jewish I don’t think. Therefore she actually isn’t really Jewish. (By mother traditionally). If she was she probably wouldn’t have Xmas Although to be fair we do have a tree …

no way political. Just to point out she picks chooses her religion to suit. She’s a fejka Jew

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phone in the drawer so Stacey can poo, the new pink pickle from her tuna canoe

Tuna Canoe peeping out from her beef curtains while wrapped in a curtain

 

[Millieminion]

I think she will name her something very simple, like Peach or Ivory or Rose.

Joe's sister's kid is Rosie I think although knowing that twit she'd say she forgot and call her kid it anyway

 

[Bogwoppit]

Cos stinky loves her phone oh so much she could have this…..

 

[DRESlife]

Joe's sister's kid is Rosie I think although knowing that twit she'd say she forgot and call her kid it anyway

Oh thank god. That’s actually a bit of relief D, R, E & S of DRESlife my username are my kids names.

My eldest daughter is a Rosie, I don’t want this nutter naming her daughter it. I am well aware I don’t own a name obviously and I love when we meet another Rosie but this would irk me for sure. And surely she wouldn’t be so self-centred to use Joe’s nieces name?!

She’d be truly pissed off if we guess the name.. keep them coming.

 

[Loulou78]

I've watched the new RuPauls drag race. One of the contestants Scarlett Harlett really reminds me of Stacey....and her oldest son

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

It’s this facial expression for me
Also why is her dad always photographing his adult daughter naked bloody sicko

 

[Summernights]

It’s this facial expression for me
Also why is her dad always photographing his adult daughter naked bloody sicko

“Show us a bit of a skin Darlin’

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

bleurghhh

 

[Rubydoo70]

‘twas me on the daddy photo posts but not sure if it’s been used before. My son has picked it up as a phrase and keeps repeating it and cracking up. Luckily he’s 16 not 6

Sallie Axel gets called it quite often

 

[Workin9to5]

Watched an early episode of Jackass tonight with my teen and remembered that time SS went out with Steveo

 

[DaimIt]

Watched an early episode of Jackass tonight with my teen and remembered that time SS went out with Steveo

OMG i forgot that !!!! Such an odd pairing but who knows what they are like irl.

 

[MyrtleRV]

Just a thought; when she says ‘phone in drawer day’ does she mean:

a) Phone in drawer day

Or

b) Phone in drawer except for the times I take it out to see what they’re saying on Tattle about me day

Hmmmmm, I don’t want to call Stacey a liar but I think somehow I’m more likely to go with option b!!