Stacey Solomon #44 Stop shutting your eyes to show you’re happy,sort out micks saggy nappy

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raspberryjuice said:
She will probably get induced tomorrow and be back on Sunday with a 7pm birth announcement followed by an 8pm grid post of PinkPickle crowning (taken by her Dad, of course) with Rex in the background with forceps just incase she needed intervention. Those kind doctors and midwives have got to let him be involved, obviously.
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Nah Rex will have the drill for the labotomy that Stacey needs.
 
Summernights said:
Phone in drawer for a few days, guarantee it’ll be longer than a few days and then she’ll come back with “there’s someone we all want you to meet……”
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I would literally sell everything I own for her to disappear for a week or two with not a squeak. Then, one day, quite out of the blue, she reappears, dressed all in black with a face like a smacked arse and Joe left awkwardly holding a baby, we get…

‘Sorry we’ve been away so long, it’s been a difficult time for us all, there’s someone that you should meet… this is Robert!’ 😭😢🤬😤

😂😂😂
 
Loopy83 said:
She's as much of a mess as her sister. Going out for dinner in her pj's
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I mean seriously! FFS Jemma - sort it out. YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS - YOU MAKE FRIGGIN LABELS!

Before this label stuff i really liked Jemma, but now she is absolutely repellent. She was so much better when her insta was about her business and not herself.

Mod edit: All, a reminder that there is a separate thread for the Label Lady.
 
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gossipgirl29 said:
Her clothing range is sooo overpriced!
Its meant to be for mums etc but its 20+£ just for a top or jumper. How are mums with kids going to afford that? She hasnt made it affordable for people that arent rolling in it! Why are all these people so greedy with their prices on their clothes?
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this!! A lounge suit is over £50! I like a nice lounge suit but I’m not paying that for something I won’t leave the house in.
 
turkishtragedy said:
Haven’t commented on this thread before but those photos her dad took of her tipped me over the edge! They’re Jewish.. is this kind of thing seen as ok in that religion? Her dad is practically taking photos of her half naked.. so so weird. And don’t get me started on the hairy legs. That must be weeks worth of not shaving them 🤢 it takes 5 minutes Stac, come on! Step away from the painting pumpkins to shave your bloody legs.
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No fn way! And Stacey is only "Jewish" when it suits her politically correct agenda. Zach should have a Barmitzvah at 13. I believe he is 13 this year, complete with a huge celebration party but no sign of it at all......
 
Why does she always say putting her phone away? She means her work phone, none of these influencers could actually put their phone down for more than 5 seconds.

She thinks she doesn't have to talk to the sheep now she's done promoting her ITS collection. They are so dumb. She also wants them to wonder if she's in labour, she's probably got a section planned and there's nothing wrong with that but she'll want the sheep to believe that she had this hypnobirth in the bath in her bedroom because she wants to be mother earth or that the baby fell out in the bathroom and then she will make the newspapers with a squinty smile and horse smile whilst holding the baby in it's frilly sleepsuit. Absolute idiot.
 
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