Sophie Cachia #15 You're and your are hard to master, Mads can't get to Italy faster, solo parenting is a disaster

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I thought the book was bad (from bits posted here) but this is just next level. She is doing it for shock value so she can then say people are jealous 🤢 or homophobic 🙄 Has she no thought for her family members or kids? Maddie is a basketball coach for kids FFS and I can imagine this turning a lot of parents off. I’m all for people doing whatever they want in the bedroom but bleeping hell, some things need to stay private.
 
I’m genuinely confused why she’s being seen as some hero for finding someone else and leaving her husband?

In what world is anyone who leaves their partner for someone else a hero - by all means if you’re not happy leave I actually love how so many people are getting divorced and not staying in unhappy situations but why so much praise? Is it because she left him for a woman that it makes it ok?
 
I just find it gross that she feels ok sharing details about her partners in this manner. You want to share stuff about you, whatever, look like a creep, but it involves another person.

She always made it seem like Jaryd was ok with everything being shared, but the book made it clear he was more so forced to accept it and his mental health suffered.

Melissa H and Alanna K are both fairly private online and she felt fine with sharing their sexual details.

Now it’s the same with Maddie. Sharing deeply private things for all friends and family to hear. Whether doorMads vocalizes it or now, I’m sure this bothers her and embarrassed her. It’s despicable from Sophie.
 
From the podcast:

“The engagement to Mads - If you asked me honestly, a year ago, do you want to get married ? absolutely no way. Can I sit here and say I still want to get married? I don't know. but I provided Maddie with, ah um I needed to meet her halfway, I needed to compromise. ”

Seriously if the love of my life, my fiancée was saying these things on a podcast, I wouldn’t be coming home from Italy. Run Maddie run!

The other podcast… the sex one

I’m lost for words. I don’t even know how to summarise that or quote parts for you

All I can say: she loves going down when they are on their period, she loves Maddie riding her like a pony, maddies ‘favourite thing’ to do is pull Sophie’s tampon out, Sophie is the best at sex and making women squirt and how much Maddie & her experiment and love toys.

Honestly I can’t write any more, I’m completely lost for words. Why would you share this on a podcast.
 
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She’s so full of it with her squirting claims. Lez-be-honest there’s women who can squirt and women who can’t and either one is perfectly ok. Her crazy claims that she has 100% success rate sound like made up lies to me.
And then tampon stuff, girl please stop, no lesbians I know, myself included, rip tampons out or try to engage in any type of pen*tration with a tampon in. That frankly sounds uncomfortable and unsexy.

She’s got to be saying this for shock value. It sounds just like the lies she made up with Jared and their sex life.
 
OMG, her video of Florence doing a puppet show of the Gruffalo. You can hear her sighing and moaning, such a cow.
The mouth breathing is honestly sending me to another dimension of annoyed.
I seen someone I’m friends with liked the post and so I sent her the link for tattle, she has a few days to change her ways or I might revoke the friendship card 😂
 
Oh my goodness, that podcast! That is the sort of stuff you might talk to your couple of closest mates about, if you were looking to go back in time to the early 2000s and have your SATC moment, but on a public podcast? it’s just EL - those kids are going to be traumatised when realise that’s out in the public domain, and the kids at school will love nothing better than to give Bobby tit for it.
Someone said it best earlier - she has nothing but shock value, so needs to keep extending the boundaries to stay relevant.
 
From the podcast:

“The engagement to Mads - If you asked me honestly, a year ago, do you want to get married ? absolutely no way. Can I sit here and say I still want to get married? I don't know. but I provided Maddie with, ah um I needed to meet her halfway, I needed to compromise. ”

Seriously if the love of my life, my fiancée was saying these things on a podcast, I wouldn’t be coming home from Italy. Run Maddie run!

The other podcast… the sex one

I’m lost for words. I don’t even know how to summarise that or quote parts for you

All I can say: she loves going down when they are on their period, she loves Maddie riding her like a pony, maddies ‘favourite thing’ to do is pull Sophie’s tampon out, Sophie is the best at sex and making women squirt and how much Maddie & her experiment and love toys.

Honestly I can’t write any more, I’m completely lost for words. Why would you share this on a podcast.
Just reading this is making me feel the same way as when I watch my cat vomit.
I’m projecting, but during your ‘bleeding’ phase, isn’t it trend to be all about self-care and prepping for your new cycle? Not having tampons tugged out with teeth, especially not those snap-happy veneers!
 
Where do we think those boundaries start? She won’t talk about her vaccination status yet can spritz ye olde vajuice from one side of the coffee table to the other. She won’t disclose business dealings or talk money, yet she openly discloses alternatives to dental floss and wearing the Dolmio grin.

Who talks like this? Who the heck wants their name on this podcast? How the hell does she find like minded people? Who’d want professional dealings with these people?

She got engaged in February and designed the ring ‘months earlier’. A year ago she was totally planning on sealing the deal. So much for not wanting to marry again. Seems like the commitment issue is on the other finger.

In her after hours lame-ass post the other day she was wearing her own engagement ring so I guess that’s the person she’s destined to be with. If that’s her idea of compromise what the feck does a full swing her way look like?
 

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Where do we think those boundaries start? She won’t talk about her vaccination status yet can spritz ye olde vajuice from one side of the coffee table to the other. She won’t disclose business dealings or talk money, yet she openly discloses alternatives to dental floss and wearing the Dolmio grin.

Who talks like this? Who the heck wants their name on this podcast? How the hell does she find like minded people? Who’d want professional dealings with these people?

She got engaged in February and designed the ring ‘months earlier’. A year ago she was totally planning on sealing the deal. So much for not wanting to marry again. Seems like the commitment issue is on the other finger.

In her after hours lame-ass post the other day she was wearing her own engagement ring so I guess that’s the person she’s destined to be with. If that’s her idea of compromise what the feck does a full swing her way look like?

Eww. I’m getting these vibes from that close up of her botched lips 😬
 

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She’s so full of it with her squirting claims. Lez-be-honest there’s women who can squirt and women who can’t and either one is perfectly ok. Her crazy claims that she has 100% success rate sound like made up lies to me.
And then tampon stuff, girl please stop, no lesbians I know, myself included, rip tampons out or try to engage in any type of pen*tration with a tampon in. That frankly sounds uncomfortable and unsexy.

She’s got to be saying this for shock value. It sounds just like the lies she made up with Jared and their sex life.
Everyone remember how it turned out with her bragging about the sexiest hetero married couple ever? Literally separated not long after that bragging lol.

From the podcast:

The engagement to Mads - If you asked me honestly, a year ago, do you want to get married ? absolutely no way. Can I sit here and say I still want to get married? I don't know. but I provided Maddie with, ah um I needed to meet her halfway, I needed to compromise. ”

Seriously if the love of my life, my fiancée was saying these things on a podcast, I wouldn’t be coming home from Italy. Run Maddie run!

The other podcast… the sex one

I’m lost for words. I don’t even know how to summarise that or quote parts for you

All I can say: she loves going down when they are on their period, she loves Maddie riding her like a pony, maddies ‘favourite thing’ to do is pull Sophie’s tampon out, Sophie is the best at sex and making women squirt and how much Maddie & her experiment and love toys.

Honestly I can’t write any more, I’m completely lost for words. Why would you share this on a podcast.
Why did you propose then or why didn’t Maddie propose to her? Is it to flex on getting a sponsored ring? Guys, I don’t know but something about a history of impulsive decisions and general selfishness doesn’t scream happily ever after to me. Just a vibe.
 
Last night she posts about Maddie coming home from training and then doing a cycle workout - she's absolutely soaked in sweat.
Good on Maddie for doing a tough workout but remember the ‘gym’ room is carpeted… think of the sweat soaking into that 🤢 lucky Mads is leaving soon and Sophie doesn’t work out (apart from her #sponsored post) otherwise that would start to smell real bad real soon!


In her after hours lame-ass post the other day she was wearing her own engagement ring so I guess that’s the person she’s destined to be with.
She’s worn it a few times so I guess she bought it for them to share 😂 Wonder if she’ll make Maddie leave it behind for her to wear when she goes
 
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