Snapshoteye #9 Situation ongoing

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God I’m buzzing. All day I’ve cried as I’m so anxious over moving house but roll on a few hours, I’ve wet my pants over a comment about a Charlotte girl and Paul is the colour of ham. I’m so blessed to be alive.

do you reckon he’s absolutely devastated as he’s realised he’s fucked up!? He’s got no where to live!
God imagine giving up your house for a woman you’ve known weeks!!
Good luck with the house move, hope your anxiety keeps to a manageable level 🍀
 
didn’t Paul say in his live literally 2 days ago “ me and Sophie have such a big announcement” but in a really happy tone…. And kept going on about how they’re defo still together!!
Honestly tonight was amazing!! It was the best episode of Paul snapshot eye 41 I’ve ever seen!!
 
Paul Snapshoteye 41 is the type of bloke who turns up at your house when you’ve told him your having a girls night in.

He is also the type of bloke that buys you a fake rose from Poundland and a heart shaped cookie from Greggs for Valentine’s Day (8 year old vibes)

He’s the type of bloke when your out shopping you drive yourself mad thinking you’ve seen him out of the corner of your eye and dismiss it but he has followed you and your not mad.

He’s the type of bloke that texts your friends when you said you fancy a night in on your own, asking if he has upset you.

He’s the type of bloke that if he ever goes abroad he only eats chips

His idea of a date is to get the most out of his weekly bus rider and take you on various bus rides around Nott

He’s the type of bloke that cums in 2 mins flat and cries whilst telling you he’s in love with you.

He’s the type of bloke that stares at your with a psycho grin whilst your trying to watch corries and says ‘I can’t stop looking at you your amazing’

Paul is the type of bloke who turns into Linford Christie the minute he sees a bloke talking to you and puts his flaky arm around your shoulder to claim your his
 
I am so gutted I’m missing this but from what I’ve saw, what the hell he is so creepy and seriously has issues!
 
There’s no such thing as an amicable break up with a guy like Paul. It’ll be even worse because of his following - you just know Sophie’s gonna be harassed by desperate old women screeching at her for “hurting the nice guy”. I don’t envy her right now, that’s for sure. 😂
 
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