Slice of Jess #4 The Chronicles Of Jowly Jess and the Ham Hock Dress 🐷👗

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Why does she bother using filters on insta when we all know what she really looks like? Also, saying she’d been asked what she wants for Christmas and saying she just wants things paid for rather than things - which is fair enough, a Tesco gift card so she doesn’t have to pay for a weekly shop or fill her car up with petrol (both of which scream “just bleeping contribute some money Emmanuel!” 😂) - but she also said “one of my mortgage payments”! I mean really?! That’s one hell of a present to ask for! I feel cheeky asking for something costing more than £30 😳
 
I’m guessing he does contribute, I can’t imagine even Jess is that desperate that she lets him live there for free. But the kind of things she was saying she wanted for Christmas just made me laugh as it sounded like it would be the only way to get him to pay his way. Also when his idea of a birthday present is to buy a drone that only he wants then it would make sense for her to be more specific about what she wants for Christmas or just straight out ask for money!😂
 
What is this face?!? 🥴 The filter is making her look so uncanny
 

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That cringey video showing round the AirB&B they stayed in in Albania. Saying she feels like she’s selling it and should be on commission, like she didn’t get a discount for promising to show it on her channel 🙄 Also she did a pretty tit job of selling it with all the unmade beds, clothes and shoes lying around and just a general mess everywhere
 
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