Slice of Jess #4 The Chronicles Of Jowly Jess and the Ham Hock Dress 🐷👗

[ChubClubThug]

She's found that black dress in a facebook joblot

 

[Jardy]

She looks like Demi's mum, Andrea, here

I'm sorry but what in the Tina Turner is this? she looks like a glamorous granny! How is this woman only 30ish?!

Never seen such an awkward PDF in my life Can't wait for the wedding pics

 

[spillthetea22]

It’s giving “90 day fiance“ vibes!

 

[ChubClubThug]

They all look ridiculous, like they're in fancy dress

 

[queenamber]

They all look like they're dressed for a Murder Mystery night

 

[Greenlentils]

Whose face is that?

 

[VirtualSignal]

Whose face is that?

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Holy photoshop!

 

[Black Cat 13]

Whose face is that?

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And whose hair!!

 

[greenbear]

Whose face is that?

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The pearls with the rest of the outfit so random.

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

Woah-oh-oh whaaaats love got to do, got to do with it… what’s loooove but a second hand emotion…

definitely a second hand emotion in that relationship

 

[ChubClubThug]

Woah-oh-oh whaaaats love got to do, got to do with it… what’s loooove but a second hand emotion…

definitely a second hand emotion in that relationship

This is exactly what I was thinking of when I commented

She thinks it makes her look "expensive" but she just looks an old frump

 

[Givemethetea]

The plastic pearls really set the outfit off

 

[Mtoriw]

She used to be down to earth but now she’s so unbearable and cocky! She loves herself so much, it’s giving Shallow Hal where she sees herself as stick thin

 

[LadyWithASimpleMind]

Does anyone know why she's no longer picking up shifts?

She was cusses of having a patient baby and lost her job

 

[Givemethetea]

Why is she always going on about winter angel fabulosa- we all know what it smells like- it’s ok but she literally gets so excited about it and I just don’t know why

 

[WishingWellxx]

Why do I feel no one told her the theme? She sticks right out. You’d never guess she was with them even the other girl is dressed more in line with the men.

 

[missBlairwardolf82]

Why is she always going on about winter angel fabulosa- we all know what it smells like- it’s ok but she literally gets so excited about it and I just don’t know why

I know the winter angel has been out for a couple of years now old news

 

[Ccapf]

The pearls with the rest of the outfit so random.

That's what I think is clashing. Theyre huge too.

 

[friendlyfire]

Why isn't she even stood with Emmanuel ? Such a weird relationship

 

[greenbear]

Why isn't she even stood with Emmanuel ? Such a weird relationship

Agreed, they are like acquaintances