Siobhán O'Hagan #56 "Holiday romance" baby almost here, Shiv gives Ned the perineal massage fear

[Onlyhereforthegoss]

Just saw darragh paying for parking outside rotunda with a big brown luggage bag

He should have gotten the parking app, a lot handier. Or the luas

 

[LittleLazyDaisy]

He should have gotten the parking app, a lot handier. Or the luas

Paying for parking outside will be a nice escape for him every four hours.

 

[generalb@stard]

Unrelated to baby, it’s a bit rich for her to be knocking “barbie Botox” in favour of joining the furnace, when she’s no problem putting it in her face. Like if you wanna sit on your high horse about Botox injection sites, you can really only do that if you do not currently have any swimming around inside you imo

Bit rich from the 1 with Barbie tits too.
Life in plastic, is fantastic

 

[DM Me Hun]

She could have a horrendous labour and birth with an episiotomy and all sorts and she’ll still post something along the lines of “all that training must have paid off, didn’t even need gas and air in the end ” or “that was nowhere near as bad as I expected ”

 

[Tellyawhat]

Paying for parking outside will be a nice escape for him every four hours.

Great excuse he's probably paying for it in 20 minute slots. Added bonus of stair training and not having to spend time in the room.

 

[NokiaRingtone]

She will 100% say it was grand, easier than expected .

Edited to say she'll easily get her 10k steps walking in circles round that room.

 

[Domestic goddess]

Ned sitting there with paternity test in hand

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

She will 100% say it was grand, easier than expected .

Edited to say she'll easily get her 10k steps walking in circles round that room.

Cue sped up video of her getting her 10000 steps in walking around the room. Mysterious snip mid video and finishes her last 3000 steps with a baby in the arm.

#Noexcuseseveryone. #Somebodiesarestronger thanothers #Whywouldn'tyou?

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

She could have a horrendous labour and birth with an episiotomy and all sorts and she’ll still post something along the lines of “all that training must have paid off, didn’t even need gas and air in the end ” or “that was nowhere near as bad as I expected ”

"So many women are still making the mistake of ripping from front to back during child birth. If you want to know how to give birth correctly, I'll leave a link here to the Furnace"

 

[dazzled103]

Maybe she’ll pull out a prosthetic bump and say it was all

Cue sped up video of her getting her 10000 steps in walking around the room. Mysterious snip mid video and finishes her last 3000 steps with a baby in the arm.

#Noexcuseseveryone. #Somebodiesarestronger thanothers #Whywouldn'tyou?

I think she’ll be on the bouncy ball with some dumbbells doing curls

 

[instaknobs]

I swear to god. Was walking past rotunda and just at the pay zone he was there in a white t shirt shorts and had a brown hold all with him. I have to say how the heck did she get him he’s very attractive in person

she promised him a blowey and that she was on contraception. For his deposit he thought he would have no further engagement.

 

[mrsbinfield]

Ned sitting there with paternity test in hand

He may not bother . No one else went there

 

[Defo_Not_Shiv]

Omg she’s in Labour she’s defo wearing her whoop watch and will be showing off how much she worked her body and how much sleep she got

can’t wait for that

 

[Jg86]

Do you think she's expecting him to propose or promise they will give it another go for baby direns sake?

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

I think Neds the type that will use the baby to pull women.

Scene: outside a coffee shop in Lucan

Randomer "Awh he/she is so cute - so..... is there a Mrs Ned?"

Ned: "Well, it's funny you ask actually....."

 

[Vivian124]

She was in the back of a car in that crave post. Taxi maybe? And met Ned there?

Im hoping the birth is actually a rebirth of shiv into a normal person so I can get on with my life!

No she was in neds car but his girlfriend called shotgun.

 

[Kitty kat 20]

Poor kid

 

[Jg86]

Let's hope ned isn't a narcissist like shiv . That baby deserves a fighting chance.

 

[yrkshrmtchll]

Maybe she’ll be going for the fastest labour ever recorded, doing cartwheels round the ward

 

[Ruokannie]

The suspense is killing me