Siobhán O'Hagan #53 baby showers with pretend mates, meeting ned for fake dates

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Dyingtoknow said:
Guarantee this weapon has an au pair lined up from the minute the child is born. She is a lazy selfish woman and there is no way she will want to be at home taking care of the baby when she can pay someone else to do it and she can put all her focus back on herself eg hitting the gym twice a day and out on the sesh as soon as she can. I’d also bet she has a night nurse lined up too, no shade to anyone who used one, I would have loved to get one in for a break for myself, but she is in no way going to be a mother to this child in the way the child needs. Her carry on in Bali and all through covid showed how selfish she is and willing to take advantage of others to make life easier for herself. This baby is nothing but a means for her to brag about how she has it all and can do it all and how everyone else just isn’t up to par. It’s awful to say but I pity that poor newborn
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With you on the au pair thing. She will exploit someone on a very low wage and have them sneakily staying in the 2nd room.

Not a hope Shiv will be having her sleep interrupted.
 
Dyingtoknow said:
Guarantee this weapon has an au pair lined up from the minute the child is born. She is a lazy selfish woman and there is no way she will want to be at home taking care of the baby when she can pay someone else to do it and she can put all her focus back on herself eg hitting the gym twice a day and out on the sesh as soon as she can. I’d also bet she has a night nurse lined up too
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This would actually help explain her belief that this baby isn't going to impact her exercise regime (I refuse to call it training because she's not training for anything- except maybe a zombie apocolypse!) or social life in any way.
 
Kilingtime said:
This would actually help explain her belief that this baby isn't going to impact her exercise regime (I refuse to call it training because she's not training for anything- except maybe a zombie apocolypse!) or social life in any way.
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This is why she’s so laid back about it all, she fully knows she’s not gonna have baby daddy or grandparents/family on hand to facilitate her fecking off where and when she wants so she has defo got a ‘nanny’ lined up.
 
Spoofersthelotofthem said:
Was thinking the same. I think Shiv is slightly jealous of Laura Bennett. She never pushes her up, always a bit of a remark or something.

The day she went on the piss in Paris she wrote that Laura was helping her smuggle home drink.

Not something that is necessary to push out to 150000 followers.
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Ah, how could anyone forget the day that she pissed herself and posted for all to see
 
HappyMum44 said:
Believe you me anything is possible when it comes to maintenance and lawyers . I ended up getting 40 euro a week to support 2 kids. Covered their lunch money for school only and even that was subsidised !!! He was raking it lol ....
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My sister had two kids with an absolute POS who in the end gave her five euro for each child per week. In the end she told him to shove it, it wasn’t worth the hassle of even collecting it off him.
 
Meanwhile in Springfield this absolute manchild has gone and bought himself a new expensive plaything with a newborn on the way next month. That’s a top of the range motorbike AND car to be paid for, maintained, taxed, insured, fuelled etc. They’re made for each other.

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JP Bangers said:
Meanwhile in Springfield this absolute manchild has gone and bought himself a new expensive plaything with a newborn on the way next month. That’s a top of the range motorbike AND car to be paid for, maintained, taxed, insured, fuelled etc. They’re made for each other.

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I'm crinigan for him. Also that "and why wouldn't there be" - I wonder is their social media manager a Tattler 🤣
 
A quick Google search tells me that's a 50000 car. My god.
I know he probably traded in his old one but I imagine he's at least paying ~30000.

He owns a business but it's a small gym so he's definitely not raking it in. The thoughts of spending that much a car is laughable, ESPECIALLY with a baby on the way.

I actually think this is the final straw for me.
Who'd have thought it was Ned that broke me.
 
KittenRadziwell said:
When I read this it reminded me of Dennis Reynolds from Always Sunny. And then I realised most of the characters in that show have Shiv traits. Narcissistic, sociopathic, lazy, delusional, questionable hygiene, terrible or no morals - the list goes on! Here's Shiv being interviewed by Louise:
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Erikafei said:
Ah, how could anyone forget the day that she pissed herself and posted for all to see
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Isnt Laura a first officer or captain for Aer Lingus? I actually think Ginger is jealous of her. She’s not the type to big up other women, just tit all over their achievements.
 
SparkleGal said:
Isnt Laura a first officer or captain for Aer Lingus? I actually think Ginger is jealous of her. She’s not the type to big up other women, just tit all over their achievements.
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Yep! I have actually been on a couple of her flights. Slobbers is envious and thinks mentioning sesh throwbacks makes her seem the most craic when it’s very much the opposite effect.
 
Ciaranicola said:
A quick Google search tells me that's a 50000 car. My god.
I know he probably traded in his old one but I imagine he's at least paying ~30000.

He owns a business but it's a small gym so he's definitely not raking it in. The thoughts of spending that much a car is laughable, ESPECIALLY with a baby on the way.

I actually think this is the final straw for me.
Who'd have thought it was Ned that broke me.
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Considering he appears to live at home with his parents as well lol
 
SparkleGal said:
Isnt Laura a first officer or captain for Aer Lingus? I actually think Ginger is jealous of her. She’s not the type to big up other women, just tit all over their achievements.
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Yep Laura's BF is a Mercedes mechanic and she's a pilot with Aer Lingus. A very difficult job to get in a male dominated industry.

Definitely the most interesting person Shiv is acquainted with by a long shot and I include them Jokers Diren and James Smith in that.

Shiv never gives her any credit except for smuggling drink. (Which could have got her in bother with AL HR)

110% Shivers is jealous.
 
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