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She’ll probably want 75-100/ session, even though ALL of these have further qualifications and specialties, she hasn’t even modified her programming in 5+ years and they all train real celebs when she struggles to keep her IG friends doing the ovenDying to see how she rates herselfYour little black book of the best personal trainers in London
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She's so arrogant (despite her terrible insecurities) that she really is going to struggle.
EVERYONE in her circle (whoever that happened to be at a partucular phase) have all progressed career wise. They've upskilled or diversified their 'niche' and have all moved on with their lives.
She's been living a groundhog day existence until this recent stint in London which was one of the most ill-thought out moves of her life.
She can't afford a London lifestyle on a Bali budget, and its become more & more obvious. With huge reluctance she undertook some nutrition training- her disdain for having to do this was obvious when she told the world she was cramming for one of the exams as she cba carrying the coursework books on her travels.
Her hints that she's going to re-train as a yoga teacher smacks of desperation. I've done Pilates for years (with an actual qualified physiotherapist) and am under zero illusion that I'd be able to teach it after a brief course?!
And now this brainwave that she's going to resurrect her very brief PT career and people should be grateful to pay her for her knowledge.
Yikes....
This might be self-doxxing when she only gets one enquiry thoOooh can one of our London ladies show some interest in her PT and see how much the wagon is charging??
Would it not make sense for her to do a complete rebrand of the furnace and reduce the price significantly (could spin it a way that it is good value and is able to do it due to numbers)
Like the way James Smith did his for what 10/15 pound a month? I'm sure a lot of her followers would happily sign up to a plan at that amount. And it's the type of amount people would forget to cancel or wouldn't bother as it's so low
Eg 500 sign ups at 10pound is 5k per month.
Easy money with a good plan?
Excited to see what studio takes her in or how many clients she gets in an oversaturated market of ACTUAL Yoga teachers in LondonQuelle surprise, the furnace has been found out. No one wants her sham training and Shiv is adapting .
We all know she'll do the bare minimum, claim she has some certificates and do the yoga and breathwork half arsed.
In fairness Siobhan would steal food from a kid or a vaccine or a final ticket or their money ...As our coach Hazel says “Unless you stole the food off a child, you shouldn’t feel guilty about eating”.