Siobhan O'Hagan #37 Alcohol addiction, doesn't read fiction, back in Bali by Christmas is our prediction.

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

Surprised Shiv lasted this long in London. I'd still be certain that she has some non Instagramable side activities that keeps her ticking over.

 

[u k hun ?]

The training to be a breathwork coach and yoga teacher has me howling ! She has literally never stepped foot in a yoga class and has the worst form I’ve ever seen! I’m here for it

 

[Ruokannie]

Always with the bragging, she's so unlikeable!

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

Always with the bragging, she's so unlikeable!

An absolute dose. Again - no one thinks like that anymore at her age. She's such a pick me child.

 

[leahcimm123]

New game - who said it, Brent or Shiv?

My point is this: life is about communication. We live for three score year and ten, and it's "did I communicate?" "Yes, you did." "Did I get something across?" "Yes, you did." "Are you gonna pay me for it?" "Yes, lots." "Thanks very much. Not why I do it, but thank you."

 

[Noseyone1977]

No stop it, this has to be a parody now

Shiv’s at one with nature, guys All you need to do to be as healthy as her is stomp around Clapham Common looking as awkward as possible while looking directly at the sun

The actual stomping

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

The actual stomping

On fire

 

[wodimus]

Days since last Oven sale:21
Days til Abu Dhabi: 42
Punishment sessions during ‘best self Month’ (since Monday 3rd October): 9
Alcohol mentioned in email / morning moans (since Sunday 10th October): 2

Days since last Oven sale:22
Days til Abu Dhabi: 41
Punishment sessions during ‘best self Month’ (since Monday 3rd October): 10
Alcohol mentioned in email / morning moans / phoney Q&As (since Sunday 10th October): 3

Too lazy to send / regurgitate an email today the “Q&A” was “work” for Shiv today

 

[Defo_Not_Shiv]

On fire

I’m waiting for the ultimate twist when it’s revealed the account is run by her parents or raisin

 

[#follow4afollow]

What is her long term plan though? She can’t keep doing what she’s doing when she’s in her 50’s 60’s? She’s for the birds!!!

 

[Tom jones 499]

Dose of shite. She will have to change her name going forward at this rate

Face on her like a smacked baboons arse

 

[CreepinItReal]

Always with the bragging, she's so unlikeable!

Am I right in thinking she won't leave Clapham to sell her phone!? You're broke Siobhan, if someone in Tottenham offers you a grand, go!! Think of all the steps you'll get in!

 

[WinterSolstice]

I’m waiting for the ultimate twist when it’s revealed the account is run by her parents or raisin

Sinead

 

[Sparklelife2304]

Stomp round Clapham twice a day,
For the wanking men - flaps on display
But if you really want to see them whack it,
Just take off your North Face jacket

 

[LetsCallEmOut]

Broke. As. duck.

 

[Madeline 74]

Waiting patiently for the fake time stamped yoga and arse thoughts ...

 

[caramelsq]

The dating Q in the q and a.
What’s actually wrong with it ?
It might not be a real question, but can someone not just ask that?
She is such a dick, it doesn’t mean the person wants to date you.
But she has no friends and no relationships so doesn’t understand.

Imagine giving her a grand for her second hand phone.

 

[forgotmyacc]

Every question she answered was just to showcase her amazing life. Pathetic.

Given that she got 500 points in the leaving you would imagine she would of known in advance that the cost of living in London is > the cost of living in Bali

 

[We were on a break]

Someone asking is she dating? Did she think she was being hit on by that person she really is delusional about herself isn’t she and thinks all men fancy her. Shivers Brent.

 

[Biscuit or cake]

Popping up in Dublin.. in 3...2....1...